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Well ... that truly halted production. We have never had so quick a resurrection. Pickle production cancelled.

Not a problem, really ... management alerted us the product should have been "Baby Dills".

Not that it matters the order was canceled.
But, shouldn't that of that been? "Sweet Baby Dills" .

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Krazie Karl wrote:Not that it matters the order was canceled.
But, shouldn't that of that been? "Sweet Baby Dills" .

It should. Good one, Karl.

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*2 days 22 hours ago: Spy vers spy ceased to exist.*

Hmmm ... does that mean both spies area gone and that we should have two varieties of pickles? This is confusing.

Pickles?

Yes, two spies, two varieties!

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Production of Spy 1 Sweet Kosher Dills and Spy 2 Sour Kosher Dills has begun. Sales in the next few days.

The new tao order wrote:Production of Spy 1 Sweet Kosher Dills and Spy 2 Sour Kosher Dills has begun. Sales in the next few days.

The MAD magazine defines the names of the spies as 'White Spy' & 'Black Spy'

Spy vers spy wrote: Snip

So you are hinting that your pickle name's should be: White Spy Sweet Kosher Dills and Black Spy Sour Kosher Dills.
To be honest, i think the order for the labels has already been sent to the printers.
Maybe the order can be changed....

Krazie Karl wrote: -le snip-

No I am not hinting that at all.

Said pickles are the exclusive product of The Cuckoos Egg, therefore may be named at the convenience of said region by any name it so chooses. The entity(presumed to be CTE'd at the time of announcement/production), whose empty carcass is to be processed into said pickled products, has no say in the naming of said pickled product, if for any fact/reason, it is deceased and therefore has by default(unless written direction is provided beforehand and notarized by recognized entity), given up its rights to so name pickled products.

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I remember the MAD mag cartoons and I was shocked to discover that dead spies are devoid of color and there was no way to tell the two apart. Processing teams selected to number the pickling subjects as they entered the plant to differentiate. Teams had considered naming the products "Salt & Pepper Kosher Dills" when the story of the nation's demise was first released but the lack of color made it impossible to say which was which and "Indistinguishable Grey Kosher Dills" didn't make it past Corporate.

The issue is that there was Grey Spy. I always loved seeing her play Black Spy and White Spy against each other...

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*5 hours ago: Anukiss ceased to exist.*
This will be a new product ... Anukiss Pickle Cubes go on sale early next week. (Oh how I miss the GREEN region highlight...) This is an experimental product created for hors d'ouvres tables during cocktail hours.

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Anukiss Pickle Cubes are ready for sampling and sale. Any takers?

I'll take a jar. I wonder how the cubes will be in a bloody mary...

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Ctrekoza wrote:I'll take a jar. I wonder how the cubes will be in a bloody mary...

Should be fine. let us know if it is and we can add that fact to the sales pitch.

*3 minutes ago: Josh reed ceased to exist.*

Josh reed Pickle Seed n Onion Chip Dip goes on sale this weekend. Another experimental product that hopes to open new markets all over the NSverse.

The bloody marys were a success! I highly recommend Anukiss Pickle Cubes for your next party!

As an added bonus, the cube shape meant the pickles were not only tasty, but stackable, and thus kept Jaynesberg occupied.

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Ctrekoza wrote:The bloody marys were a success! I highly recommend Anukiss Pickle Cubes for your next party!

As an added bonus, the cube shape meant the pickles were not only tasty, but stackable, and thus kept Jaynesberg occupied.

That makes my day. :)

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*1 day 4 hours ago: The Kingdom of Archmont Founder of the region Archmont proposed constructing embassies.*

I vote AGAINST this. Their region doesn't appear to be a very good fit with ours.

Puts in a request for a batch of hot and spicy green bean pickles for the bloody mary's.

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*10 hours ago: Puppet of a tim ceased to exist.*

You wish is my command, m'lady. Hot n Spicy Slim Tim Green Bean Pickles will be shipped to you within the week.

*Drools*

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4 hours ago: Cuckoldstan ceased to exist.
9 hours ago: Cuckoldstan arrived from The South Pacific.

It appears we have some spoiled fruit in the region. This will not be used in our pickling facility.

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*Polishes the banject notification alarm*

Deez buts

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