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Hey if you suddenly find hundreds of undead squirrels, we're buying! Our Leocelots need some new toys :3 (we'll just hope whatever caused the undead issue isn't contagious between different species)
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue lumberjacks, and Alekseandrea
Not sure if we have undead squirrels~just a cult that worships them, if they actually exist. We'll start shoveling them across the boarder immediately, if not sooner...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, and Alekseandrea
You shouldn't worry.
Zombie squirrels tend to get eaten by cats.
The zombification process makes the squirrels too stupid to avoid them.
Cats are immune to the virus for some reason.
Our current theory:
Cats already contain the maximal amount of malice one can squeeze in a cat.
Trying to add more malice is like trying to avoid idiots. You just can't succeed.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, and Rogue lumberjacks
Not my fault! The strain of Zombie virus prevalent in The Church of the Jedi-Zombi Jezus is primarily a disease that crosses the interspecies boundaries between "higher" mammalian species; humans, apes, dogs, cats, pigs, and er... bears (those are real buggers!)
*shivers* uuuhh... I need to inform my embassy, like, right now... We may have to change some tourism routes depending on the visitor's nation!
:c
ha, haha, hahaha... *eye-twitch* This power...
Uh, n-no, don't look at me like that! Yes some of us have magic-- uuuhh yes most catgirls always land on their feet but--
We... we don't wanna end up as a batteries in some giant contraption !!! :c
*takes some mysterious red pill and runs to the nearest phone booth*
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue lumberjacks, and Alekseandrea
Those are just radiation storms.
It's a perfectly normal type of weather.
There's nothing to fear.
Since they're already dead.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, and Rogue lumberjacks
Those are flies.
Lots and lots of flies.
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue lumberjacks, and Alekseandrea
Operator? I need an exit!
I could help you with that . . .
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue lumberjacks, Alekseandrea, and Catgirls
Jedi-Zombi-Jezus, Lord of the Flies? Christ and Anti-Christ in one person? No wonder I ain't Christian...
In other news, I apparently had a civil war at some time in the past, dealing with the Squirrel Republic (Racist separatists) flag issue...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, and Alekseandrea
Petition to turn the Jedi-zombie-Jezus virus into a bio wepon to inflict on our enemies
Praise be
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, and Alekseandrea
Viral bioweapons are, by their very nature, extremely hard to control and/or kept contained.
Don't try to save money on weapon development.
It tends to bite you in the ass.
Literally in this particular case.
Matrixulated, Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Rogue lumberjacks, and 2 othersKautas, and Our lord hutton
Yes Alekseandrea, we in the Church of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus like to bite things in the ass, and anyone who tries to weaponize the Jedi-Zombi Virus soon finds they do too! - It is not easily contained or controlled - Whilst it is primarily transmitted through bodily fluids, it readily becomes a bio-aerosol under certain conditions, and displays what could be mistaken as actual intelligence and malice aforethought in the targetting of potential hosts for conversion or termination - It is a smart engineered thing of beauty... Haha-hahaha!!
After much contentious wrangling in the legislature, including a walkout by the opposition party and an attempted filibuster, as well as an unprecedented bombing campaign by 'The People's Front for the Liberation of the Squirrel Republic', Rogue Lumberjacks gather to salute their new national banner...
And I think that any attempt to spread J-Z-J virus should be punished by forcing the perpetrator(s) to listen to all of the Republican Presidential debates back to back for as long as they last~currently some 47 hours worth...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, and Alekseandrea
I can only support such a cruel punishment.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, and Rogue lumberjacks
ROFLMAO!!
M.
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus and Rogue lumberjacks
Ever since JayZeeJay expressed a keen interest in munching on my ass, my cheeks have been divided, split right down the middle, on how best to respond to this.
They don't sleep well at night.
And you, Alekseandrea, would be wise not to invite undue attention.
M.
Darkweb, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, and Rogue lumberjacks
TMI, Matrixulated, TMI...
Matrixulated and The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
6 minutes ago: Alekseandrea changed its national capital to "Echo base".
16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Alekseandrea, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Echo base.
I have a capital!
A Zombie-proof one, of course.
Does anyone have a suggestion for a (better) name?
Matrixulated and The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
(1) It's funny that your Capital has the exact name of a place I've been before - Could it perhaps be the same place? - Perhaps I left behind some booby-traps, perhaps I did not - I don't know! Haha-hahaha!!
(2) You poor fool! - You really think that a subterranean citadel is zombie-proof?! - Many zombies arise out of subterranean homes, take naps, or lie down for a centuries-long sleep underground (there may already be some around this "Echo Base"); if they can come out of the ground, or go into it willingly and survive, surely you can see your subterranean citadel may be in great risk...
I'll leave you now; I sense it may be too late...
*A sound of scrabbling, scratching, shambling and shuffling in the distance is getting closer to your office door*
Unfortunately, these are not my kind of zombies; I'll have no sway here...
**Cuts transmission**
Oh, I just made a new banner-like flag, for draping in all places of worship in The Jedi-Zombi Jezus - I think it gives more of the right atmosphere and impression of my nation - Thoughts?
First impression~Germany 1944. Just sayin'
You could go more traditional~ancient Greek, Alekseandrapolis, for example...
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Alekseandrea, and Our lord hutton
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