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Paladinsanity wrote:Ling's one of those ... eye-zombies! Kill it!

Hisss

Lingang wrote:Hisss

Welcome to the team Lingang! Mwhaha hahahahaha!!

*pumps shotgun* Alright, who wants a taste?!

I've never tried shotgun, but I'll give it a whirl.

Paladinsanity wrote:I've never tried shotgun, but I'll give it a whirl.

It's a bit spicy for my taste...

Mmmh, buckshot seasoning...

The lepearchauns

I prefer Montreal seasoning, but buckshot could be good

lep

The ungodly Zombie horde has evolved. We now pack kevlar, vulcan cannons and drones that seek out brains. Shotguns? Pfft!

So that's why the Battle of Yonkers went south...

Paladinsanity wrote:So that's why the Battle of Yonkers went south...

Yeah. Bring it! Silly humans with your oxygen and doritos. :P

Densaner wrote:Yeah. Bring it! Silly humans with your oxygen and doritos. :P

You stinky deadies don't scare me, I've got a plan! When the zombie apocalypse comes, I'mma barricade my door, get blind drunk via goon boxes, and marathon every Rose episode of Dr Who... I won't have a brain left to eat!

Paladinsanity wrote:You stinky deadies don't scare me, I've got a plan! When the zombie apocalypse comes, I'mma barricade my door, get blind drunk via goon boxes, and marathon every Rose episode of Dr Who... I won't have a brain left to eat!

I'll avoid you then. Dr Who sucks...bleurgh.

Especially anything involving Rose...

Paladinsanity wrote:Especially anything involving Rose...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_XI_290cfw

AAARRGHHH!! :o

I knew what it was going to be, but I followed it anyway... because I hate myself.

I talways thought Adric was bad, but at least he wasn't a damned chav - and the writers were kind enough to have the little twerp get smeared across the countryside when they wrote him out.

Paladinsanity wrote:I knew what it was going to be, but I followed it anyway... because I hate myself.

I talways thought Adric was bad, but at least he wasn't a damned chav - and the writers were kind enough to have the little twerp get smeared across the countryside when they wrote him out.

I never liked Dr. Who. The Daleks are ridiculous. The only guy I had any time for was The Master. He was kind of like a Bond villain and humanoid as well.

And unlike the Daleks, they never over-used him so it was a big deal when he appeared.

I died a little inside, when my younger brother who's only seen the new series asked me who the Master was - not because of the question, but because I came out to the lounge to answer, and saw the episode.
"He's an evil equivalent to the Doctor... brilliant schemer, can subtly mind-control people, great villain. Did they bring him back?"
"Yeah - he's the spiky-haired hyperactive git using Force Lightning on people, like he's the Emperor." (Paraphrasing... that was more my inner reaction)

I could murder someone's brain right about now.

Damn stoner zombies and their munchies...

Paladinsanity wrote:Damn stoner zombies and their munchies...

Hey, man. Like chill out and stuff. All we want to do is smoke some pot and like eat some brains. What's your problem NARC? :P *tongue falls out*

Densaner wrote:Hey, man. Like chill out and stuff. All we want to do is smoke some pot and like eat some brains. What's your problem NARC? :P *tongue falls out*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjcH2UmK1uo&t=1m15s

Paladinsanity wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjcH2UmK1uo&t=1m15s

I am unreasonable. Gimme yer eyes too. *Squelch Munch*

Too late, Ling called dibs on the eyes.

Paladinsanity wrote:Too late, Ling called dibs on the eyes.

Then I shall take your ears for a necklace.

Sir, I'll also take your lips for dessert.

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