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A new decade dawns

Commie russia 2

BAN THEFEDERATION OF NEW KAYNE! THEY ARE CAPITALISTS!!!

Hey guys! I think you should really consider voting for my buddy in the election :D

Yodle’s Platform
for World Assembly Secretary-General
2020-2024 Term

Vote Here: page=election!

Qualifications
I am Yodle, Founder of The Region That Has No Big Banks. I have written both a Security Council resolution and a General Assembly resolution. But let's be real here, no one cares about that. The most IMPORTANT qualification I possess is that I am a sentient, god-like dog. Yes, you read that right. What other candidate can say the same? EXACTLY! If you want to bring back canine supremacy to this cold, dark, cat-dominated world, then I am the candidate for you! It's time we take back this world from the satanic, cat-worshipping folk who don't like our fellow dog.



Proposed Agenda:
  • Establishing Canine Supremacy

  • Guaranteed Dog Ownership for All

  • World Domination of the Canine Super Race



Establishing Canine Supremacy
Pretty straight forward. Making dogs the DOMINANT pets once again and defeating the cat menace! We need more dogs, less cats, and a whole lot more good boys in this world.


Guaranteed Dog Ownership for All
The only kind of socialism that matters is the socialism that puts a dog in every household. That's what I promise to you, my fellow mammal, a free fluffy pupper for all! Who doesn't want to pet a good boy? I know I sure do! And it's free!


World Domination of the Canine Super Race
It's time we curb the spread of the cat menace. No longer will we suffer from excessive cat images on the internet; No longer will we get attacked viciously from cats who are weirdly aggressive; and no longer will we stand for cats being the dominant race of pet! Dogs shall dominate the world, giving everyone the joy of having man's best friend.

Vote Yodle for World Assembly Secretary-General!

Read dispatch

Hey guys

Good morning, or as they say in Russia, kakablokskaya!

An Apple A Day wrote:Hey guys

Hello.

Buttstan wrote:Good morning, or as they say in Russia, kakablokskaya!

Good morning.

Merry Christmas y’all!

West kalsreerg

👁️👄👁️

Greetings!

Bakhroma wrote:Greetings!

Welcome!

Commie russia 2 wrote:BAN THEFEDERATION OF NEW KAYNE! THEY ARE CAPITALISTS!!!

I agree

Здравствуйте :D

Hello Comrades

Tsarkov wrote:Hello Comrades

Hi there

hello comrade

Soverion union

Zdravstvuyte tovarishchi
Hello comrades

Siberian winter

Привет

Народ

Народ

Давайте развиваться

привет есть живые

Can someone endorse me

Mad heads wrote:Can someone endorse me

Sorry I have my WA elsewhere :(

So uh, how about that Ukrainian border build up?

Greater holy russian empire

Howdy fellers

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