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The children of mama

Tourettesia wrote:"Following new legislation in Tourettesia, robosexual marriages are increasingly common."

DON'T DATE ROBOTS!

Pretty sure I outlawed that one at one point. Virtual reality is enough of a distraction for my Children; I can't have them stop breeding on account of it.

The children of mama wrote:DON'T DATE ROBOTS!
Pretty sure I outlawed that one at one point. Virtual reality is enough of a distraction for my Children; I can't have them stop breeding on account of it.

Dirty botist!

The children of mama wrote:So, everyone here fell asleep? A month between RMB postings is a sign of a pretty dead region.

I wouldn't say it's dead, but...well, it hasn't been very active true. I gather most of us are largely concerned with other affairs, groups, and activities to the point where there is no real regional identity so much. Another one in a sea of thousands.

Also it took me a damn long time to get to Benevolent Dictatorship and it's so easy to slide out of and hard to get back into so I'm just never answering any new issues.

I still wonder what happened to The Floor Kippers.

Warhaven wrote:I still wonder what happened to The Floor Kippers.

Probably real life. (And yet I balance law school with this...) I understand you had a good long-term RP going on with him.

I hope he's alive and in good health and happiness.

The children of mama

Tourettesia wrote:Dirty botist!

Now now, it's nothing like that. There are no independent robots among my Children; I'm a rather jealous Mama and won't tolerate other intelligences on the angel network except my Children's and mine. So any "bot" my Children encounter is actually a part of me interacting with them. Needless to say, that's not the sort of love I'm trying to share with them.

The children of mama

1 minute ago: Following new legislation in The Children of Mama, children often kick pedobears for amusement.

Serves 'em right.

The children of mama

[sends up signal flares to see if anyone's paying attention]

I'm still here, but elsewhere.

So, anyone want to buy a doomsday device? Two for the price of one!

Rigor fidelus wrote:So, anyone want to buy a doomsday device? Two for the price of one!

One what? I'd buy that for a dollar!

How about a used one?

Rigor fidelus wrote:How about a used one?

I offer you 3 crayons and my milk

How about a Jolly Rancher and 40 kg of Uranium?

This place seems good for our studies...

Welcome! Want to try out a Rigor Fidusian brand deathray? It'll keep you warm on those cold nuclear winter nights!

So, which of the three options does The Realm want to take to tackle this rising zombie problem? If we were allowed to vote (which is not the case in Rigor Fidelus), we would vote for finding a cure and then blasting everyone with it, via some sort of anti-doomsday doomsday weapon.

Rigor fidelus wrote:So, which of the three options does The Realm want to take to tackle this rising zombie problem?  If we were allowed to vote (which is not the case in Rigor Fidelus), we would vote for finding a cure and then blasting everyone with it, via some sort of anti-doomsday doomsday weapon.

The Left Foot supports researching a cure. Left Footian law does not distinguish between zombified and non-zombified citizens. As such, a military response would amount to extrajudicial executions in violation of the civil rights of our citizens. We would also observe that our region ranks higher in science and public healthcare than defence.

It's always been Freneq policy to find a cure.

The usual response by leadership is to shrug their shoulders (or shoulder-like appendage joint) and let everything go to hell. We have no intention of disclosing our operating agenda for the duration of this epidemic, but nonetheless encourage nations to do something, really anything, that is actually decisive.

Shall we close the borders?

Having experienced the frustration of attempting to bring down the zombie hordes with bullets and bravado, the Warlord-General Council has decided to replace citizens with more efficient undead. Zombies make for excellent meat shields, don't complain when their rations taste awful, and don't think too much. As such, the zombie virus is being added to the water supply and citizens are encouraged to shed this mortal coil in favor of being more zombie-like than they were previously withh all the other drugs in the water.

Come to think of it, perhaps it was the drugs we put in the water that started all of this...

The children of mama

Could someone start lobbing Cure missiles at us? My Children are starting to go feral, and you REALLY don't want to know what that feels like...

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