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And while I'm looking at her:
22 hours ago: Following new legislation in 
Princess Luna, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE?
Fluttershy military coup...so timid no one even noticed it happened.
We'll recall our stealth suit teams. The job is done.
What on Earth is going on?
What you did there, I see it.
The correct question is "what in Equestria is going on?"
In keeping with traditional policy, we will be locking down the region by password protection a day or two before Z-day. Any nation here thinking of joining the zombie hordes (glances at Seaponies) please have the courtesy of taking a vacation from the region. Anyone caught spreading the zombie plague will be summarily kicked and temp-banned for the duration of the crisis. Since we can't guarantee we'll be around full-time, we will be giving admin powers to Princess Luna to enforce this should we be unavailable.
Pony Lands was one of the top survivors last time around, my little ponies; let's not spoil our record.
On that note, beware of our newest arrival a few minutes ago, 
I am Jacks Smirking Revenge. I just noticed a lot of his puppets being moved to (mostly) regions that did well in the last zombie apocalypses, and I suspect he's not here to help.
Actually it would probably be better if I didn't post in public that we're on to him and thus give him a chance to create a less obviously-named puppet, but I don't think he's that competent of a threat :)
I'm probably going to summon friend nations, and use the Pony Lands as a Bunker of Safety.
Of course a zerg's approach to a problem would be to summon lots of allies.
Hehe...summon the Brony Swarm.
We are numberless! We are the Swarm!
Together, we will crush the Zombie threat!
Post self-deleted by Squeeheart.
Squeeheart's influence in Pony Lands rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
Well, nobody said you have to have hands for that. Just that you're shaking someone else's.
What's this about a muffin apocalypse
Hordes... Better summon help from the rest of the Empire... More missiles and Earth Caste researchers, of course.
So in Trotterdam's most recent development, "citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked", and weather quality has improved by one point. Which of these things caused the other...?
Unencumbered weather pegasi work more efficiently perhaps?
I've returned to Nationstates after almost a year of absence, I left after last year's zombie apocalypse, and if you remember, Lazarus, the place I come from, got completely steamrolled, being on the top of the list of being the region having the most dead in the entire world... Many ponies died that day, such a terrible waste of paste-colored life.
This year New Baltimare want a fighting chance against the zombie menace! Our military is strong, honed by years of fighting the earthbound dirt pon... Tribals currently unlawfully occupying the glorious equestrian soil of our past, lets show these oncoming ghouls that they are not to be tolerated, for the Grand Pegasus Enclave!
So... you guys would say that we're ready for the apocalypse?
On that note, has Magical made contingency plans to close the borders once Z-day begins?
Of course, given that this is the first (and probably only, sans other potentially-catastrophic regional/global events) times that I actually bothered to slip my main nation out of my practically-dead home region for a little while to chip in some extra stallionpower. Being in the world's top %1 for Most Scientifically Advanced has to do at least some good, right?
Yes, as indicated 13 RMB posts below yours.
On a tangent here, glad to see you back, YA. *hugs* You're pretty awesome. :P
So, you're permanently in the Pony Lands now?
Ah, I checked now. Well, at least we'll be safe. Does anyone have a record of last year's survival rate?
I remember you. Welcome back!
While I don't have the exact survival rate, I can say that it was very close to 100% and the Pony Lands finished 7th in the world for most survivors with no infected in the region. Really, the only thing that could prevent us from having a full 100% survival rate are the handful of idiots who will inevitably try to kill the zombies rather than cure them.
Incorrect. I just checked; we were 10th. But it's OK, not too big an error, still in the top 10, so...
Maybe, we should probably notify everypony who's an active member about that. How long will it take us to recover, do you think, once it starts?
Look again. We finished 10th for most overall survivors. Scroll down and you'll see us sitting in 7th for most survivors with no infected.
Last year, Princess Luna sent out a TG to everyone in the region with instructions to research a cure. As for how long, it's hard to tell, but if I remember correctly, we were completely clear with a fair bit of time still left on the clock.
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