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Piracy is the nation's most popular pastime, bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers', it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, and the government's only official statement on the burning down of Seaponies City was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless'.

Hmm...we should do something about this.

"You're missing the whole point of democracy," argues a strange woman wearing a toga. "Democracy is about equality! The best system of representation is sortition. Go back to the ancient way of doing things and pick representatives from among the common citizens through allotment. People who run for political office are usually untrustworthy and power-hungry. Randomly-selected citizens will make far better decisions than greedy politicians, even if they're a little incompetent. Lottocracy all the way!"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

There, that should work.

Hey, if you do that, there is a very small chance that someone smart might actually get elected into government.

"Whips, Chains, And Leather, Oh My!

The Issue

An organized crowd of leather-clad individuals, some of whom are on leashes, are protesting against discrimination for those who share their interests."

AND today is the day of the Gay Pride parade here in Copenhagen <3

Trotterdam wrote:Hey, if you do that, there is a very small chance that someone smart might actually get elected into government.

Better chance than the existing system! haha!

Trotterdam wrote:Hey, if you do that, there is a very small chance that someone smart might actually get elected into government.

16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Seaponies, some members of Parliament are illiterate.

Joke's on them--we don't even have a Parliament!

Magical equestria

So New nukehavistan leads the region in Trout Fishing. We would not have expected that--who wants radioactive trout?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blast_fishing

According to New nukehavistan, dynamite is thinking too small.

What I want explained is this:
New Nukehavistan's national animal is the SS-20 Intercontinental Ballistic Missile, which is also the nation's favorite main course...

Trotterdam wrote: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blast_fishing

According to New nukehavistan, dynamite is thinking too small.

What I want explained is this:
New Nukehavistan's national animal is the SS-20 Intercontinental Ballistic Missile, which is also the nation's favorite main course...

Mind... blown.
Quite literally.

And we're screwed. - Novaya Equestria

Nord amour navy

Trotterdam wrote: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blast_fishing

According to New nukehavistan, dynamite is thinking too small.

What I want explained is this:
New Nukehavistan's national animal is the SS-20 Intercontinental Ballistic Missile, which is also the nation's favorite main course...

"10 days ago: Following new legislation in New Nukehavistan, the country is preparing for war."

Goodbye.

Nord amour navy wrote:"10 days ago: Following new legislation in New Nukehavistan, the country is preparing for war."

Goodbye.

N-New Nukehavistan! Please accept our alliance!

Stahlarev wrote:N-New Nukehavistan! Please accept our alliance!

OMG he trembling in fear/excitement

New nukehavistan

Trotterdam wrote: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blast_fishing

According to New nukehavistan, dynamite is thinking too small.

Exactly. You can never think too big.

Trotterdam wrote:What I want explained is this:
New Nukehavistan's national animal is the SS-20 Intercontinental Ballistic Missile, which is also the nation's favorite main course...

The frequency at which our ICBMs fly through the air often lead to them being mistaken for birds by the ignorant. As for how they are perceived as our favorite main course, we suppose the fact that most of our tableware is created from spare missile parts and our food often has a pleasant green glow might be responsible for this misconception. The most popular dish in Nukehavistan is actually yellowcake with heavy water on the side.

Stahlarev wrote:N-New Nukehavistan! Please accept our alliance!

No.

May we test the new Mk. IV Sword-class Orbital Cannon, too?

Magical equestria wrote:So New nukehavistan leads the region in Trout Fishing. We would not have expected that--who wants radioactive trout?

Dead trout's galore around the water,making them easier to collect.Since fish no like radiation.

Magical equestria wrote:So New nukehavistan leads the region in Trout Fishing. We would not have expected that--who wants radioactive trout?

I want some.

Hey guys, can you reendorse me since I had to retake the keystone dimension, my friend's puppet region, from a raider.

Mareveola wrote:I want some.

Me to

Magical equestria

Legokiller wrote:Hey guys, can you reendorse me since I had to retake the keystone dimension, my friend's puppet region, from a raider.

You need to endorse your WA delegate, Princess luna. That goes for all the other WA nations here who haven't done so already.

Magical equestria wrote:You need to endorse your WA delegate, Princess luna. That goes for all the other WA nations here who haven't done so already.

Is Princess Luna is a raider? What's going on?

Princess mi amore cadenza

Changetria wrote:Is Princess Luna is a raider? What's going on?

No, Princess luna is not a raider, she's our WA delegate. And if you don't count the week I was delegate when she temporarily CTE'd last year, she's been our delegate for over 3 years.

While we're safe from any real damage any raid could do (thanks to the delegate being non-executive), endorsing the delegate (Luna) affords our region another degree of security in the minuscule chance that our founder (Magical equestria) CTEs. However, that's only happened once in our region's history and we had advance warning that it would happen. Still, it's better to be safe than sorry.

Another way that endorsing the delegate helps the region is that it gives us a bit more say in the World Assembly votes, as any vote by Luna carries the weight of all her endorsements' votes combined. And since Luna has made a habit of voting only for the option which holds a majority among Pony Lands voters, you don't have to worry about her abusing that vote.

tl;dr - Endorse Princess luna.

Princess mi amore cadenza wrote:No, Princess luna is not a raider, she's our WA delegate. And if you don't count the week I was delegate when she temporarily CTE'd last year, she's been our delegate for over 3 years.

While we're safe from any real damage any raid could do (thanks to the delegate being non-executive), endorsing the delegate (Luna) affords our region another degree of security in the minuscule chance that our founder (Magical equestria) CTEs. However, that's only happened once in our region's history and we had advance warning that it would happen. Still, it's better to be safe than sorry.

Another way that endorsing the delegate helps the region is that it gives us a bit more say in the World Assembly votes, as any vote by Luna carries the weight of all her endorsements' votes combined. And since Luna has made a habit of voting only for the option which holds a majority among Pony Lands voters, you don't have to worry about her abusing that vote.

tl;dr - Endorse Princess luna.

Okay thanks :)

#127: Fears about the aging population in Stahlarev have been raised after it was discovered that nearly a fifth of the population is over 65 years of age and becoming a serious drain on pension funds everywhere.

Why isn't there an option to increase birth rates?!?!

Hello everybody, I just joined!

Ponytania wrote:Hello everybody, I just joined!

Welcome.

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