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Montesardo-east adanzi

Ap lei wrote:Im back. **** You Jollibee for the tainted spaghetti, also **** you Typhoon Glenda for the brownout. I got food poisoning. D:

Yikes, be careful with what you eat on the street. Food poisoning isn't a nice to the stomach. That's why I try not to eat tacos when I'm out of my house.

Post self-deleted by Ap lei.

Montesardo-east adanzi

Yes, I have. I'm just saying in general pal. Most street food isn't good for your stomach.

Montesardo-east adanzi wrote:Yes, I have. I'm just saying in general pal. Most street food isn't good for your stomach.

Jollibee is a fast food corporation in the PH that is everywhere.... In the SM and in the mountains....

Magical equestria

Our sympathies, Ap lei. We were reading about the typhoon over there last week. Hope folks are getting back on their feet again.

Montesardo-east adanzi wrote:Yes, I have. I'm just saying in general pal. Most street food isn't good for your stomach.

Yep.

"Sure, potatoes might look cute and harmless to you," says retired hunting legend Marleen Dimitrov, "but back in my day, they were the scourge on the nation. They carry a number of dangerous diseases, and you do NOT want to be bitten by one. My cousin was once bitten by a potato and he's never been the same since! So now you want my grandchildren exposed to these things? The sooner they disappear completely, the better!"

Was it a radioactive potato?

Trotterdam wrote:Was it a radioactive potato?

No, but it did try to bite me

the little brat

Montesardo-east adanzi

Stahlarev wrote:No, but it did try to bite me

the little brat

Note to self, never buy potatoes from Stahlarev.

Fact: Radioactive waste does not make for good fertilizer.

Montesardo-east adanzi wrote:Note to self, never buy potatoes from Stahlarev.

BUT THEY'RE ADORABLE
*Throws a potato at you*
*it lands on the floor and shrieks, growing some little stubby legs then scuttling off under a nearby cupboard*

Squeeheart wrote:Fact: Radioactive waste does not make for good fertilizer.

Are you sure? It has plutonium, which plants crave!

Or did they crave potassium? I can't remember.

Montesardo-east adanzi

Stahlarev wrote:BUT THEY'RE ADORABLE
*Throws a potato at you*
*it lands on the floor and shrieks, growing some little stubby legs then scuttling off under a nearby cupboard*

Gah! *Tries to stomp it* Kill it, kill it!

Stahlarev wrote:No

Too bad. No potato superpowers for you.

Squeeheart wrote:Fact: Radioactive waste does not make for good fertilizer.

False. Evidence: New nukehavistan, top 1% in the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.

Montesardo-east adanzi wrote:Gah! *Tries to stomp it* Kill it, kill it!

*Kills it with a flamethrower* Happy?

Hmm. Top 1% in the world for Best Weather, not even in the top 5% of the region. Well done, pegasi!

Atromusian gods

Hey these are my national animals we're talking about! You can't just kill them like that! You gotta peel 'em first!

There is more than one nation in the region that has potatoes as its national animal!?

Trotterdam wrote:There is more than one nation in the region that has potatoes as its national animal!?

Can't blame them, they're adorable!

My new puppet nation... Theformerunitedstates

Montesardo-east adanzi wrote:MEA NEWS!!!!!!!!!!
BREAKING NEWS.

PONY LAND UNION LEADER, Trotterdam HAS SPOKEN," WE ARE TRYING TO FIND WAYS TO FIND A FORMER TIE WITH THIS HEAVILY MILITARIZED ROGUE STATE.

Are you talking about my puppet nation?

Rhein republic

Stahlarev wrote:Looks like this group got quiet and all the discussion and microRPs died out.
oh well

So did the dinosaurs.

Rhein republic wrote:So did the dinosaurs.

We didn't get hit by a meteor, that's what

New russian directorate

Hello! I'm New Russian Directorate! I'm a brony!

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