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What's Texas toast, precious? What's Texas toast?

Texas toast is toast that is sliced extra thick(thicker than a "standard slice")

The holy cocoa empire

Did someone say cookies???

Yy4u wrote:Texas toast is toast that is sliced extra thick(thicker than a "standard slice")

Ah, "Everything's bigger in Texas." I get it.

Endorse the Pharaoh or suffer relocation. And while you are at it, endorse your Non-WA Delegate with Non-WA endorsements.

Sincerely, your Osiris Non-WA Delegate

Cormac a stark

Thank you TAO. :P

Matchitehew yancy

I withhold my Non-WA endorsement unless you dance.....dance like you never have before!

Matchitehew yancy wrote:I withhold my Non-WA endorsement unless you dance.....dance like you never have before!

Just please don't ask him to wear his kilt
:p

*dances in the nude*

Never danced in the nude before. I can still grab the kilt, if you prefer.

Dancing in the nude sucks. It's like exercising in the nude. Everything is flopping around and there's a serious danger of painful collision.

The great big grassland

I find just being nude to be quite relaxing.

It IS relaxing unless the bits your exposing are flopping around. Then it's a hazard for yourself.

The order of the tin foil hat

What, you hit yourself in the face or something?

No, I believe he means when you (inevitably) crush your man jewels.

Who wants to trade?

I need to bomb a region, I need bombs. I have pretty much everything so if you guys need ANYTHING, ask for it, an it will be given to you, FOR FREE, depending on what it is that you want. (Remember, this is all role play)

Indiocatia wrote:No, I believe he means when you (inevitably) crush your man jewels.

A stray table corner can do you in. If you trip and fall, bad things are coming your way. And bouncing means a rhythmic hitting of yourself which is actually painful. Dancing/exercising nude sucks. =P

The great big grassland

Venico wrote:A stray table corner can do you in. If you trip and fall, bad things are coming your way. And bouncing means a rhythmic hitting of yourself which is actually painful. Dancing/exercising nude sucks. =P

I concur.

http://w11.zetaboards.com/OFO/topic/10499198/1/

La-la-la-ladies and Gentlemen! In a Market near yoooou...VeniBucks! The currency sweeping the region! Want to make Venico do dumb stuff? Then this is the currency for YOU!

Want to make Venico say something stupid/comical into a microphone and broadcast it across Osiris? Juuuuust 90 VeniBucks! Want to see me put up your flag on my nation? Juuuuuust 40 VeniBucks!

The possibilities are endless! And if you don't see something on there that you'd like me to do, just let me know and I'll throw a price tag on it!

Oh the possibilities *rubs hands.

Imagine a Priest of Raider Unity carrying the LLA flag for three days the defenders should totally get in on this ;p

Cormac a stark

Don't be alarmed by the ban list removals. Just doing a little housekeeping after I noticed it was pretty full, aka I'm bored. :P

*hands Cormac a kilt*

Cormac a stark

Thanks? :P

Nto-11 wrote:*hands Cormac a kilt*

Cormac a stark wrote:Thanks? :P

*nudges Cormac*
You'd better put it on or you might offend TAO

Cormac a stark

*puts on his kilt, grabs his bagpipes*

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