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*people run screaming from the theater. the ticket salesman sighs*
"Not again...."
*happens to be working in snack bar at time, notices people sprinting from cinema*
What on earth is going on?
*Man who looks strangely like a fish runs out of the cinema yelling"ITS A TRAP" over and over while being chased by people slowly walking with tapeworms attached to their faces*
*zombies jump out of the movie screen and begin to attack the tapeworms*
We're saved!
*proceeds to be attacked by zombies*
"URGLE BURP GURGLE GROWL(translation:attack the rotten ones)"
*people with tapeworms on their faces begin to attack the zombies*
*A baby with a tapeworm on its face sneaks out and proceeds to poop in the well and any food/water source it can find*
Seb,could you answer me on Teamspeak?
Just don't use NewSpeak.
But newspeak is doubleplusgood.
*tapeworms pop out of popcorn, causing the man at the snack bar to pull a tripple-barreled chainsaw shotgun out from under the desk and begin slaughtering the hordes of tapeworms, calling for sard and flota to give him strength*
You left out the "un-" prefix.
That's oldthink, you thought crim, and oldthinkers unbellyfeel ingsoc.
I just joined the New Warsaw Pact, and I, on behalf of Boakstia, give goodwill to you all!
Hello to you then! Welcome to the NWP!
*A few people take refuge behind the man until a chainsaw wielding tapeworm charges him*
*both weapons transform into light sabres, and a badass light sabre battle follows. Obi Wan-Kenobi and Yoda come back from the dead and begin slaughtering tapeworms*
*The various star wars fans in the audience stop and start gawking before being devoured by tapeworms and zombies...*
*man at snack bar matrix-dodges tapeworms, and hulk hogan arrives on a bald eagle as the jedi destroy massive hordes of tapeworms with the force*
*the zombies, being ignored, storm into the white house, where they demand recognition in the story*
*the president said
"enough is enough, these upity cows, it's time to get tough" before turning the to the zombies and shooting them in the head with a pistol before, George Washington, Ronald Reagan and Joseph Stalin all step out from the shadows armed with pistols and begin to shot the zombies*...
*Stalin drinks vodka and goes popeye on the zombies, whereas reagan kills the zombies with Reaganomics and their blood "trickles down" across the floor of the senate. The congress cower up on their desks to avoid the infected blood, and the Kenyan military is mobilised to protect Obama*
*Stalin activates his ability "SATELLITE STATES!!"!
*Bunches of other Communist Dictators jump out of the shadows!
*Then the tapeworms release the billions of 12 foot long, laser shooting, illusion inducing, flying lamprey.*
*Mao's red army takes out the lampreys, using the brainwashing material found in his little red book to neutralise the lamprey attacks. a 50-foot chocolate Karl Marx begins killing everything in sight as the Kenyan military carpet bomb the white house*
*meanwhile 2 people at a cafe are slowly eating breakfast discussing the events of the day...*
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*The 50 foot chocolate Karl Marx slowly melts to reveal that he was a 30-foot tapeworm sleeper agent which then goes rampage and begins to attack Kenyan F-22's with laser beams coming out of it's tail*...
* A zombie screeches in rage!
*IT'S ZOMBIE TROTSKY, OUT FOR HIS REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!
*Z. TROTSKY SUMMONS HORDES OF ZOMBIES DIRECTLY TO HIS POSITION!
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