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The anatol wrote:My economy still sucks... *sigh*... Do I have to sacrifice my Civil Rights and Political Freedom for my Economy? Does anyone have any tips for how to do this?
????????????????
(By the way, I'm new to Lazarus... like, "joined-five-minutes-ago" new. IF I ever do something wrong without knowing it, apologies in advance.)

Look at my nation we're practically China.

Caldariat wrote:Look at my nation we're practically China.

Well, If what you're saying is I need to be like China to get a good economy... *sigh*.
But, hey, look at The Perserverance of Loftegen (hope I spelled that right...)! They have good everything! Commence childish jealousy!

The anatol wrote:Well, If what you're saying is I need to be like China to get a good economy... *sigh*.
But, hey, look at The Perserverance of Loftegen (hope I spelled that right...)! They have good everything! Commence childish jealousy!

The anatol wrote:Well, If what you're saying is I need to be like China to get a good economy... *sigh*.
But, hey, look at The Perserverance of Loftegen (hope I spelled that right...)! They have good everything! Commence childish jealousy!

Don't get all Sweden.

Regional Community News: Issue #16 Timely Updates and More!

Regional Community News: Issue #25 LGBT+ Spectrum and Un-hue.

Hello this is Noladea and here is your Regional Community News!

LCRUA

AD:

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Thoughts:
: A webcomic that details the life of a transgenderd person named Ryan Rain, its very well written and I hope you give it your time of day, :)


LGBT+ Spectrum by Demon catz

DISCLAIMER
I want it to be known before you read this that I am not an expert on this topic. All of this article is based off of my personal experiences, opinions, and a bit of research. I personally am transsexual (Male to Female).

This is my first major writing on NS, so I apologize in advance for grammar and spelling mistakes. I also apologize if the article seems unorganized or "unclean".


LGBT

LGBT stands for "Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transsexual (transgender)". It can often be described as the "LGBT Spectrum", and I will often refer to it as that.


Homosexuality/Bisexuality


Homosexuality: Homosexuality is, put simply, the sexual attraction to members of the same sex.

Bisexuality: Bisexuality is, in a nutshell, sexual attraction to both members of the same sex or/and opposite sex.


Homosexuality in Nature

One of the most common beliefs about those who are Gay, Lesbian and Bi is that they are "Unnatural". This, however, is untrue. It is scientifically proven that homosexuality and bisexuality is infact common in nature itself. Animals such as Penguins, Dolphins, Bats, Whales, Sea Leopards and many more have been seen carrying out homosexual practices.

http://www.gaystarnews.com/article/so-it-turns-out-giraffes-are-gayest-animal-planet231014/#gs.duOHwYU


Transsexuality/Transgender

People often don't know the definitions or difference between Transgender and Transsexual. Many people don't even know that they are technically the same thing.

Transgender- denoting or relating to a person whose self-identity does not conform unambiguously to conventional notions of male or female gender.

Transsexual- a person who emotionally and psychologically feels that they belong to the opposite sex.


Sexual Reassignment Surgery

Very often people don't understand the process of Sexual Reassignment Surgery (SRS). Very often I have seen comments such as "Getting your dick chopped off" or other similar things. This, however, is incorrect. The preexisting sexual organ is not simply 'removed' or 'chopped off'. For example, in 'Male to Female' SRS, the scrotum is used to form the labia of the vagina, as it already contains the proper nerves for sexual stimulation. I am not going to go into more detail about SRS surgery, as specific details may be harmful to those faint of heart. I will, however, include links to useful articles.

VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED

Male to Female-

http://ai.eecs.umich.edu/people/conway/TS/SRS.html

Female to Male-

https://www.quora.com/How-do-female-to-male-gender-reassignment-surgeries-work



"Coming Out"

When "Coming out of the closet", many things should be considered. I recommend starting off by telling a close friend. Make sure that your friend is accepting to the LGBT(Q)+ community first. If you are a school student, I recommend telling a school counselor. Many people say that school counselors are not helpful, as they are not trained in that field. I, however, disagree with this. A counselor is trained to provide emotional support, meaning that they will be able to help you deal with stress, provide help with self-acceptance and can even provide tips on coming out to family. Coming out to family can be difficult, especially if you have a family that does not support/accept members of the LGBT(Q)+ spectrum. I recommend having a supportive person with you when you tell your family. For example, when I came out to my family, I did so in the presence of my doctor, as I knew they were supportive.

It is best to come out at a young age, as you can get the help and support you need as soon as possible.



Support


NS Support

In case you didn't know, there are a few places on NationStates where you can find support. I recommend finding time to pay a visit to the region Gay. It has kind, supportive members that are all over the LGBT spectrum.

I also recommend checking out a Transgender Forum. A good one to start off with is this one: viewtopic.php?f=20&t=357060
Also, feel free to Telegram me anytime (Demon catz), or visit me in my region, Superiorem Merionem Region. I support everyone on the LGBT spectrum, and I am always willing to talk!


Suicide Prevention


Being a member of the LGBT spectrum isn't easy. It is stressful, confusing, anxiety inducing, depression causing and much more. Many members of the LGBT Spectrum turn to suicide or self harm as an escape.

[Align=justify]DO NOT DO THIS! You might feel unhappy, insecure, broken, etc. But in the end, you need to realize that life gets better.

Look on the bright side of life, :3

Think about your friends, pets and family.

Think about your favorite books, movies and games. Think about the sunrise and the sunset. Think about things that make you happy in life.

If this doesn't work, use a suicide hotline. People will always be willing to talk and help you, and they won't stop until you get the help and support you need.

Also, if you are comfortable, get therapy. Therapists are trained to help you out, and they won't stop until you are healthy again.

Finally, feel free to Telegram me anytime (Demon catz). I am willing to talk to you and help out in any way I can.


You might think that you are a freak because you are different. But you are not a freak. Being different is a blessing, not a curse. If everyone in the world was exactly the same the world would be a pretty boring place. Accept the fact that you are different. Accept the fact that you are NOT a freak. Being different is what makes you shine. It's what makes you beautiful.


"Life is never easy, but it's better to live it as you"

: Editor's note: Thanks for this article Nina, this is fantastically written, :3


Easter Eggs #3 by LGBT Equality

#430: Easter Egg: Please, Sir, We Want Some More Issues

Trigger: Answering the same issues many times?

The Issue

With the same old dilemmas confronting @@NAME@@ time and time again, people are demanding to know why there aren't more genuinely new issues.

The Debate

1."Well, that's because they're all twaddle,” says [violet] matter-of-factly while twirling a lighter in her hands. "I'm sick and tired of reading that garbage. I've decided to scrap the player-submitted system -- but don't tell anyone that. The endless waves of hate mail would overwhelm the server."

“player submitted issues are printed just so they can be burned by [violet]”

2."The aim of this site is to promote my novel, not the writing talents of literary wannabes," scoffs Max Barry while sipping an iced-Margarita on a yacht in the South Pacific. "I've ordered the mods to only approve mediocre issues to ensure that no one discovers there are better writers out there than me."

“it is universally agreed that the first 31 issues are the only ones with humor and charm”

3. "I've been combing through the queue, carefully examining each draft and determining its potential," sighs Sedgistan who is sitting next to an orderly stack of drafts stamped 'no way in hell'. "I'm confronted with thousands upon thousands of issues. I have to manage multiple editors and somehow still place in the Mod Olympics. Do you have any idea how much stress that puts on me? That's why it takes so long. Stop breathing down my neck. If you want to be useful, go help out the newbies in Got Issues."

“aspiring authors begrudgingly help proofread issue submissions”

4. "Huh? What's that?" says Sanctaria absentmindedly, looking up from an intimidating series of flow charts. "More issues? Well, it's your lucky day! I'm working on my next great chain. It will dwarf my last one in size and complexity. Forget everything you know about issues, every rule you think we can't break, because this chain is going to break them all."

“Players panic as they discover the newest chain can reset their populations and even delete their nations.”
5."I couldn't agree with this more!" yelps Comrade Lenyo, his arms full of drafts. "We've received over 6,000 submissions! If we just got rid of the delete button, that'd be over 6,000 more issues. Who doesn't want that? Why are we still wasting time talking about this? Why are you reading this instead of submitting more drafts for us to add? EVERY. SECOND. COUNTS!"

"Common misteaks slip threw as the Issues Editing Team adds issues by the hundread."
6. The deafening Voice of Mod booms down from the heavens, "You will receive new issues when you receive new issues. Your questioning is undermining the authority of the mods. I've deleted enough nations to know flaming when I read it. You have been warned."

“Text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line.”

Most of the nations I have noticed having this issue—and there have been many—were larger rather than smaller. The exact cutoff remains unknown.

#471: Easter Egg: Red Sleigh Down (new as of December 2015)

Trigger: Using a @@LEADER@@ named with 'Nick' in it. Nick can be the first name, the last name, the only name, and probably the middle name. I’m unsure whether compounds like “Nicky” will work. This appears to be one of the easier Easter Eggs to get.

The Issue

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through your house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. When out in the lawn, there arose such a clatter! You sprang from your bed, to see what was the matter. Away to your window, you ran like a flash, tore open the shutters, and threw back the sash. When what to thy wondering eyes did appear? Your advisers had gathered, some smelling like beer. They were shouting and arguing, filling the night with their cries; they were speaking of an emergency, that was happening high in Nation@@'s skies.

The Debate:

1."We have an unidentified flying object violating our air space!" pants your Aviation Minister Aaron Falopian, turning a shade of purple, clearly out of breath from running all the way to your house. "It's not responding to our hails - you know, I don't think it even has a radio. We've issued numerous warnings to turn back too. This could be an armed drone, or some drunk yuppie, but I don't care what it is - the moment it crossed our borders, it became a security risk! I highly recommend that you allow us to shoot this terrorist down.

“children across Nation@@ are mourning the loss of Santa Claus after the military shot down his sleigh”

2."Don'tcha know that you're talking 'bout Santa Clauseee!" slurs concerned parent Mia Eliot, stinking to high heaven of sherry. "D'yareallywant t'shoot down Santa in front of the innocent eyes of @@ADJECTIVE@@ childers? Do you really want to kill the Christmas shpirits? Let the flying thing come in. It's Santa Clauseee! The childers of Nation@@ will - *hiccup* - thank you for it."

“the government is lax about national security during the Christmas period”

3."I think there's an easier way to ensure security but doesn't ruin the holidays," muses your partner, also awoken by the commotion outside. "Just like any visitor to Nation@@, make Santa go through all the necessary hoops. Visas, taxes for his imported goods, and those flying reindeer of his probably have rabies and should definitely be quarantined. Santa might not appreciate being strip searched, but hey, that's the price of security."
“Rudolph has been put down after fears he had foot-and-mouth disease”

4."Are we forgetting that Santa Claus is a wanted criminal in Nation@@?" asks overzealous police officer Wil Christensen, brandishing a picture of Santa's mug shot. "The guy has literally countless breaking and entering, looting, and animal cruelty charges against him. Let's also not forget the hundreds of elves he's enslaving all year round. For all we know his so-called "gifts" are nothing more than anthrax-laced candy. And I hear his reindeer shoot lasers from their eyes! We must stop this threat before it's too late. Then he can face the full wrath of Nation@@'s justice system!"
“Santa is trading presents for smokes while awaiting sentencing for crimes against humanity”

5."Are we really taking this Saaanta thing this seriously?" yawns your teenage, social justice warrior daughter. "I hate to be the one to say this, but Santa isn't real. He was invented by the Seppsi soda company to deceive little children and boost their sales. If you really want to get into the spirit of the season, you should be less of a scrooge and spend more on social welfare, combating homelessness, and reducing the poverty levels. It's easy to do, especially if you order every working citizen to forfeit most of their month's salary in tax. Sure they won't be able to afford loads of toys, but Christmas is way too commercialised now anyway. The poor and homeless need money more than I need another Max Barry doll."

“homeowners often burn Christmas trees just to stay warm”

6."Not real, you say?" questions a large, jolly man sporting a white beard, red hat, and thick boots who just slid down your chimney. "I can assure you that I'm the genuine article! Now all of this talk about shooting down my sleigh only proves what I've long suspected - Nation@@ has been very, very naughty. Why, your crime rates are so high it sent my Naughty or Nice Detector haywire! Your unfeeling ways has killed your Christmas spirit. I'm afraid that you are all on my naughty list and will get no presents this year - only coal. Ho, ho, ho!"

“smog covers @@CAPITAL@@ as the populace burns record amounts of coal“

Recommendation: I generally choose option 2 as the least objectionable and least aggressive. 1 is the warlike choice. I find 3 and 4 objectionable. 5 and 6 could have negative effects on your environment.


The Pros and Cons of Internet Porn written by LinkKenny Soto submitted by Krypton Nova

Credits

Author: Kenny Soto

Date: February 23, 2012

Original:http://archive.boston.com/lifestyle/blogs/thenextgreatgeneration/2012/02/opinion_the_pros_and_cons_of_i.html

OPINION: The pros and cons of internet porn

It seems hard to believe that there was a time when internet pornography didn't exist. Just like water flows freely into our homes at our beck and call, so does free porn. Jenna Jameson, James Deen, and Sasha Grey have become household names (and, in some cases, best-selling authors). At any given moment, your deepest fantasies -- and those acts you couldn't even think up in your wildest dreams -- are available at your fingertips.

We are the first generation to have grown up with access to instant, free, and uncensored pornography. Back when our parents and grandparents were growing up, a man's (or woman's) porn collection was a dirty little secret kept out in the shed or hidden in a footlocker. The teenager lucky enough to get his hands on a copy of Playboy or Penthouse kept it under lock and key (i.e., under his mattress) until it was literally worn out.

But how has this instant access affected us personally, sexually, and in our relationships? How has this rush of material that was once considered shameful and outlawed in many communities changed the way we look at the world, our loved ones, and ourselves? How has internet porn affected our daily lives?

"I wouldn't be able to sleep at night!" said one 25-year-old male, who wished to remain anonymous, when asked what his life would be like without instant access to pornography. "How would I ever write a paper or get any work done?" said another, also 25. Just as some of us have a glass of wine to wind down after a tough day at the office or drink an extra cup of coffee or Red Bull to help us focus on writing a paper, some of us now turn to porn.

But that constant barrage of unrealistic human proportions has also changed the way we view our own bodies. The pressure to turn ourselves into sex objects is higher than ever. Think about what you've gone through physically and financially in the last year for body hair removal alone. Women regularly experience the wonder of a bikini wax, while guys know it's no longer safe to share a beard trimmer with their brother or room-mate. The hair that the fewest people see is the best-tended.

Some also opt for surgery to help complete the package. The number of breast enhancements performed each year has nearly doubled since 1997. A girl used to get a normal gift (like rhinoplasty) for her high school graduation; now she gets new boobs. And it's not just the ladies: Drug stores now feature dozens of products that claim to increase a man's size and improve his sexual abilities, and penis enhancement surgery, at the low cost of $17,000 per operation, is growing in popularity.

Still, it might not be all bad. There's a possibility that online porn is the crime fighter the world has been searching for. While anti-porn activists often point to the availability of internet porn as a cause of sexual assaults and violence against women, the number of sexual assaults has fallen about 60 percent since the mid-'90s -- the time when most of us got internet connections in our homes. Perhaps potential rapists are instead sitting at home watching The Gang Bang Theory or Breaking Dawn on their iPads, making the internet a 21st-century porn Batman.

As we sink further into the digital world and continue to separate ourselves from actual human contact, free, on-demand pornography will only further penetrate our psyche. To keep from total mind melt, I beg of you, watch with a friend, or better yet, a partner. I'm not here to tell you that we've gained or lost anything due to internet porn, but I do want to make one thing clear: The internet and personal listening and viewing devices have already segmented and destroyed our art, theatre, and music communities. Please, don't let it do the same thing to sex.


LCRUA InterRegional Art Competitions

LCRUA's councilor of culture Yymea is running a art competition,
The theme currently is ''spreading'' please send the art to Yymea if you want it submitted.

Art submitted so far:

Broken Words by Krypton Nova

Spreading of Lights made by Neprau



Want something submitted to The Regional Community News?

If you do telegram Noladea an short article, comic, drawing, or something you want to share, and it will be submitted to The RCN.

Do you want something more to do for the RCN?

The RCN is now hiring Advisors, Writers, and Journalists, if you want to join, telegram Noladea, the writer's job expects you to write an article each week or every second week, Journalist's job is to help the writers with finding information on a topic, and advisers job is to make sure everything is under control and to advertise
the Newspaper and ask regions to adopt it to theirs, My job is to submit the articles that the writer makes, put their articles in the News, and credit them for making it in the title, what are you waiting for?!?
JOIN TODAY!

Thanks Krypton Nova for the idea.



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Regional Advertisement: Autism Spectrum

Autism Spectrum is a place for those affected by any Autism Spectrum Disorder,
and those who are interested in the lives of those affected by ASDs.
If you're interested in joining our mission,
Join Here

LCRUAnian Agenda

*An annoying dog took the agenda


Regional Mentions

All our embassies, thank you for reading our newspaper.


Regional Community News: Region Comics Section

Never Say Un-Hue By Noladea

: Editor's note: Everyone's reaction: http://i.imgur.com/AkCpq3v.gif


VOTE NOLADEA By Noladea



Poor Theo By Ministerial


May 1st By Malutia lusia cialty

Regional Community News: Reddit Comics Section

Isolationism is the best ism! by LinkIgnus_


Thanks for reading! •v•

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Regional Community News: Issue #12 Elections, Criticism and Councilors, Oh My!

Hello this is Noladea and here is your Regional Community News!

Comments: viewtopic.php?ns=1&f=20&t=365082#p27277194
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LCRUA Councilor Election Results

As some of you know, the election for councilors (Regional Officers) in LCRUA has finished, we are currently setting up
our goals to improve LCRUA as a whole, for now, here are the nations that were elected and their positions.

Linnuis. Position: Defense: Handles the military, defense of LCRUA/allies of LCRUA, and has the ability to ban nations.

Condealism. Position: Legislation: Handles laws and proposals.

Yymea. Position: Culture: To spread Lcruanian culture throughout Nation States.

Noladea. Position: Information: Makes Newspaper, gathers information, makes sure nothing is outdated.

Frangleterre. Position: Diplomacy: Handles alliances and embassies.


New Comment System

I am now setting up an comment system in a forum for The RCN, the reason I'm doing this is so
I have a place I can get clear criticism and opinions on the current Issue and the stuff discused in the articals
and comics.

Link: viewtopic.php?f=20&t=364985#p27264265
(will be placed in the first and last text in the Issues from now.)


Editorial: My Plans to Improve The RCN.

Hello comrades, I have been elected again as your councilor of Information, and my goal this term is to improve
the state of the newspaper, after all, all you deserve a quality newspaper, here are the ways im going to improve the paper:

-Improve the Regional Community News by

1. They shall be on Wednesdays, I have the most free time on that day, meaning I can make them faster.

2. Push the recruitment for the newspaper even more, hire artists to draw polandballs, and/or ask people on the polandball subreddit if I can use them in our newspaper (Due to the recent lack of comics on the comic side of the newspaper), and I will make a forum for each issue for people to comment on there thoughts on the current paper, criticism is need to improve someones work.

3. (Due to the recent fiasco of issue 10) I will always make sure to not make an article like that without consulting our Diplomat, Frangleterre.

4. I shall make a RCN puppet and share the paper around Regions we have yet to embassy/ally with.

If you have any questions, please telegram me.


The Threat of Not Knowing by Airynne


Lazarus flag

Lazarus stands vulnerable. I say this because of the practice we refer to as "raiding." We've seen that raiders can come into homes and destroy them quite effectively - but I don't say that we are in danger because of the threat of raiding, so much as the threat of the unknown.

Lazarus is a fairly large region, and therefor we are capable of defending ourselves passively, simply through the number of endorsements our delegate has. Many, or most of you, know this already. However, if you ask yourself right now if we are capable of being attacked, would you have an answer?

Lazarus suffers from a lack of Intel, one that could be devastating to us. I propose that we elect someone to the job of espionage: to set up embassies, shadow regimes, and even WA nations that can gather Intel and keep an eye on anyone who may be a threat. Not only will we then be able to know our enemy, but we could help others. An early warning system could come in handy for any friendly nation, as they could call for aid in strengthening their delegate before an attack, instead of trying to pick up the pieces after. Perhaps, with an early warning system in place, Lazarus could even from its own relief force to help other regions we are peaceful with, without the fear of having our delegate swept out from under us while our forces are away.

I propose that this 'spy master' or 'intelligence manager' or what have you be me. Given the green light I could have a network in place in days. I have an abundance of free time, and could easily attain even mid level positions in enemy regions.
What say you all?

Thoughts:
: I completely agree, funny enough our region LCRUA is planning something like that, thanks for your insight of your regions defense in Intel and espionage.


Conflict of the Republic by Espana y portugal

After the rebel group The People's Republic of Republica Democratica Hispana (The people's republic of the republic of Democratic Hispanic) tried to either Independence or convert Segundo Imperio Hispano (Second Hispanic Empire) to communism; España y Portugal immediately declared war on the rebel group. The rebel group because of the declaration of war started doing terrorist attacks in España and Portugal (Spain and Portugal) since it doesn't have the military capacity to start offensives. In response to it España and Portugal sent drones and assassins to kill the rebel group's high command. It also requested Segundo Imperio Hispano for it's troops to go to it's territory to kill the rebels. Segundo Imperio Hispano accepted with the condition that there couldn't be more than 50.000 men. Now 50,000 troops are coming from Spanish and Portuguese Australia to China (rebel zone). The international community is tense since communism and authoritarianism have never fought each other before.

Thoughts:
: Thanks for the well written article :3

Want something submitted to The Regional Community News?


If you do telegram Noladea an short article, comic, drawing, or something you want to share, and it will be submitted to The RCN.

Do you want something more to do for the RCN?

The RCN is now hiring Advisors, Writers, and Journalists, if you want to join, telegram Noladea, the writers job expects you to write an article each week or every second week, Journalist's job is to help the writers with finding information on a topic, and advisers job is to make sure everything is under control and to advertise
the Newspaper and ask regions to adopt it to theirs, My job is to submit the articles that the writer makes, put their articles in the News, and credit them for making it in the title, what are you waiting for?!?
JOIN TODAY!

Thanks Krypton Nova for the idea.


Regional Advertisement: Asia United wants skilled nations to help grow their region.

Asia United is looking for skilled nations to help grow their region,
as Nusantaran sundaland (their delegate) says:
''That we need nations with revolutionary ideas, to build our region.
Currently our region is not really active, so we really need to improve our regional government and eventually we will be seen as a great working region.''

Anyone willing to leave their region or to make a puppet and help out their region and is skilled in governmental areas is wanted, thanks in advance.


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Regional Mentions

Zenny: Frangleterre says hi :D

Condealism: being one of our newest members in the council.

Noladea: For the hard work poured into this Issue.

Regional Community News: Region Comics Section


Hues and His by Noladea

Thoughts:
: Inspired by a argument of laughs in the RMB.


A Galactic Visit by Ministerial

Thoughts:
: o0o

Sad Elections (for Theocretes) by Noladea


Edit: Spelled your name wrong x)

Thoughts:
: Don't worry my comrade, hopefully next time you will win :3

Regional Community News: Reddit Comics Section

Keeper of the Ring by LinkLosTorta

Thoughts:
: xD


Some Asian New Year Traditions by Linktaongkalye

Thoughts:
: Linkvideo


Thanks for reading! ฅ(´-ω-`)ฅ

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Regional Community News: Issue #11 Liberated and Defended.

Hello this is Noladea and here is your Regional Community News!


The Reckoning is now Liberated!

Raiders took over one of our first embassies The Reckoning, luckily Eyak and the defender region Eyote liberated
the region with his puppet Cabratierra under control of the region, and is now setting up the region as a part of history and as a puppet storage region.

As they say: The Reckoning has been liberated and will serve as a puppet storage region and protectorate of Eyote for historical purposes. The situation with Cabratierra has been lifted and it will be able to run the reckoning as a puppet storage.

On behalf of LCRUA, we would like to thank Eyote for liberating The Reckoning.


Editorial: We need a defend system NOW!

I am getting a bit concerned over the recent raids of our embassies, and I don't want LCRUA being the next
target, I am demanding that we begin the defense operations soon, I love this region to much for it to be destroyed by
a rag tag bunch of raiders.


Want something submitted to The Regional Community News?


If you do telegram Noladea an short article, comic, drawing, or something you want to share, and it will be submitted to The RCN.

Do you want something more to do for the RCN?

The RCN is now hiring Advisors, Writers, and Journalists, if you want to join, telegram Noladea, the writers job expects you to write an article each week or every second week, Journalist's job is to help the writers with finding information on a topic, and advisors job is to make sure everything is under control and to advertize
the Newspaper and ask regions to adopt it to theirs, My job is to submit the articles that the writer makes, put their articles in the News, and credit them for making it in the title, what are you waiting for?!?
JOIN TODAY!

Thanks Krypton Nova for the idea.


Current Borders



Regional Community News: Comics Section


Comic: Yummy Turkey by Yymea

Thoughts:
: Am I eating the turkey on Yymea? x)



Thanks for reading! 0ᴥ0

Regional Community News: Issue #10 The issue that shall not be named.

Hello this is Noladea and Mini noladea, and here is your Regional Community News!


Defence Procedures are Taking Place

Malutia lusia cialty and Krypton Nova is setting up an defensive for LCRUA and a separate region for defending innocent regions.
Infomation: page=dispatch/id=530011


proposed flag for defender region

More information will be revealed in the coming weeks.


The Fuses have Blown in the Country of Lights" by Frangleterre

On the sixth and thirteenth of december, the regional elections have been organized in France. The thirteen regions of the hexagone and four oversea territories had to choose who will govern them for the next two years. During those elections, a phenomenon nicknamed the "brown wave" was expected. The Front National (originally, the National Front for French Unity), a far-right party, considered by some as a fascist or even a neo-nazi party was expected to make a historic breakthrough. It is because of the party itself bragging the merits of a navy blue wave (navy blue being the official colour of the party, and Marine, the french word for navy the name of the party's leader) that the name "brown wave" was found by opponents to the party as a comparision between the FN's ideology and excrements.
The rise of the FN along with the rise of far-right in Europe in general has several causes. If the surveys tend to indicate that the majority of the population that vote FN consider their vote as economically motivated, those surveys also show that most of them don't really know anything of the economic program of the party. The economic crisis, the migrant crisis, the rise of the IS and ascociated organizations along with a loose of trust of the traditional parties and a public denounciation of the corruption that resulted from the two-parties system have to be added to the tragic events that occured in Paris at the begining and the end of this year as causes of the rise of far-right in France. With no other serious anti-system choice than the FN, large amounts of the french population (sometimes even traditionally leftist or far-leftist!) choosed to support the National Front.

The first round of the elections was frightening as the brown wave seamed to cover France almost entirely. During the week that separed the first round from the second, politicians from every party decided to take mesures against the FN, the two main parties, The Republicans (right) and the PS (center-left), in particular. The PS decided to retire its candidates in the regions where they were only third in the first round, while The Republicans, lead by the former president Nicolas Sarkozy choosed a strategy called the "ni-ni" in french, meaning that they will proceed to no retirement, neither any merge with another list, claiming that they were the only possible wall between the FN and the power.

Nicolas Sarkozy, whidely impopular along both the left and the right, will eventually be personally the great ideological looser of this election and far from learning from his errors, he will decide of a great reform of the entire party, starting by firing the party's number two Nathalie Kosciusko-Morizet, who had strongly opposed to the "ni-ni" strategy from its very begining. Leaving the party and renouncing to her candidature for the presidency of the Greater Paris metropolis, she will declare that for her "there was an opponent, the PS, and an enemy, the FN, and the ni-ni strategy was an error by putting them on the same level of consideration."
The final results of the second round had seen a victorious defeat for the FN, that will win zero region but which realize a historic breakthrough and became the main opposition party in regions such as the NPDC and PACA. The Republicans are the ones that have won the most regions (7) but they benefited from the leftists that voted to prevent the FN from passing, they only obtained 1 oversea territory and the party is more weakened than ever as some of their traditional supporters join the far-right and some other, more moderate, drift to parties such as the UDI (center-right) mainly because of the terrible managing of Nicolas Sarkozy and some sentences he pronounced that left the impression he was somtimes agreeing with the far-right. The PS had no-so-bad results considering that the public opinion was angry against the current president François Hollande winning 5 regions and 3 oversea territories but the ideological possitions of the party, considered as a way too rightist for a party that claimed itself socialist keep making it loose more leftist voters.

Every party that had opposed the FN declared after the results that things were going to change once and for all and that the political climate that had permited the rise of the FN had to end, a lot of politicians claiming that they will change their way to do politics. But only a few days later, all those words prooved themselves to be lies when the Prime Minister Manuel Valls asked for a change in the name of the PS, stating that "socialism was a dead ideology that belonged to the XXth century" and when, in Corsica, the only region that had been won, nor by the left, neither by the right, and not even by the far-right, but by the regional nationalists, the independentist Mr. Talamoni made his discourse entirely in corsican after being elected at the top of the island's legislative branch, the Prime Minister, quickly followed by others, declared that speaking corsican in the corsican assembly wasn't tolerable which, whatever was everyone's opinion on the topic, reawakened old tension between the island and the mainland, with a rise of anti-corsican racism on the mainland (and most of the medias) and anti-french racism on the culturally italic island. On social networks, sentences such as "Corsicans are terrorists just as IS." from french people and as "Catalonia is showing us the way to follow." from corsican people made their apearance.

With The Republicans that are weackened and lead by a very impopular former president, the PS, disorganized and following an unelected Prime Minister in a rightist direction, and the far-left and ecologists that are divided and weak as never before, the FN's president, Marine Le Pen is considered as having her chances in the 2017's presidential elections, helped by the growing amount of french people who have lost the little faith they had in politics and that claiming for the white vote to be taken into account stop voting or vote for the FN to "make the system explode" (as commented by Jean-Luc Mélenchon, leader of the communist party of France, formerly an important party). But many of them ignoring most of the FN's program and ideology, that include a terribly violent dicrease of women rights and more generally the suppresion of many progress slowly made by the previous governments since the 70s! In other words, the rising FN would represents a true regression of the french society when in power, but the traditional parties asociated with a system rejected by the people and far from its concerns are prooving themselves more and more everyday to be totally unable to stop it. Terrible new when some surveys seam to show that a considerable percentage of the persons who vote for the FN would vote for totally different ideologies if they had more choice, such as a french Podemos. Which doesn't unfortunately mean, however, that racism is not rising in France as never before, like if the fuses had blown in the country of lights and that the Revolution on which it had been built had been forgoten. Far from protecting a culture, fascism is once again destroying it, except that this time it hides under another name.


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Regional Community News: Issue #9 Advisors and Rumors?

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RCN is now hiring!

The RCN is now hiring Advisors, Writers, and Journalists, if you want to join, telegram Noladea, the writers job expects you to write an article each week or every second week, Journalist's job is to help the writers with finding information on a topic, and advisors job is to make sure everything is under control and to advertize
the Newspaper and ask regions to adopt it to theirs, My job is to submit the articles that the writer makes, put their articles in the News, and credit them for making it in the title, what are you waiting for?!?
JOIN TODAY!

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Rumor: Frangleterre is starting a mass colonization

From some of my sources, it seems like Frangleterre is starting a mass colonization of nearby star systems, here is a leaked picture from one of their test
Colonies:


a picture of the New Frangleterre Space Agency testing out colonization techniques on a barren planet

More information will be reveled in the coming weeks.


Editorial: Raiders


Infamous DEN Flag

Raiders, the scum of NationStates, nobody likes them, everybody hates them, especially me, nothing is worse than losing your little community that it being forcefully taken
from some big raider region.


Cimmeria flag

Which is why I would like the defense side of LCRUA to start making plans to make a separate region that was designed to defend from raider attacks,
luckily I heard some type of spy network is underway to stop these kind of raids, though my point still stands, I would like our defense to defend innocent regions from the insidious raiders and stop them once and for all, thank you.


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Regional Community News: Comics Section

Comic: How to beat Linnuis in a war by Yyema

Thoughts:
: (づ◕ᴥ◕)づ


Comic: ''Sweet'' Dreams by Ministerial

Thoughts:
: aka, when everyone gos to bed and Ministerial is awake :3


Comic: L.O.V.E by Ministerial

Thoughts:
: ''Nice'' use of the copy/paste feature in paint, even bothed to color in all the white areas arround the cobraballs
*Sarcasm*


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Regional Community News: Issue #8 Thoughts and Plugs!

Hello this is Noladea and Mini noladea, and here is your Regional Community News!


Thoughts!

Thoughts:
: For everything created i shall give my thoughts in this fashion :3

.....pieeeeeeee......

Drawing: The Comrades of LCRUA by Noladea

Thoughts:
: A special polandball for my comrades :3


Drawing: Blue Earth by Noladea

Thoughts:
: Was drawing this while listening to the song, ''Blue Lips'' by Regina Spektor, made me want to draw something for some reason :p.


Comic: Linnuis VS Bull Worm by Neo-socialist republic of cobrastan

Thoughts:
: A very........interesting Nationball, Neo-socialist republic of cobrastan always
makes weird Nationballs, wonder what he's going to make next (hopes but also dosen't that he makes a polandball focused around me :3 ) .


You ain't no Muslim bruv! Written by Linnuis

The stabbing of a London commuter by 29 year old Muhaydin Mire is the latest in a string of terrorist attacks in Europe, but it will most certainly not be the last. Wielding a knife, Mire reportedly attacked two men in a tube station in east London on Saturday night, "seriously" injuring them.
The police quickly apprehended Mire before he could do more serious damage. During the scuffle when he was being arrested a witness repeatedly shouted at Mire, "You ain't no Muslim bruv!" This message has rapidly gone viral across the internet and is becoming a slogan against Islamic extremism. The message dispels the notion of Islamophobia and affirms that many, nay most, Muslims are against such senseless violence.

Assistant chief constable Mark Newton, of the British transport police said that, "The safety of the travelling public remains our top priority. In addition to our usual specialist response teams, last week we launched Project Servator, deploying even more highly-visible police patrols designed to identify and deter terrorism."

This sounds good but it's empty rhetoric. Islamist terrorists are not deterred by the threat of capture. How do you check everyone if they're carrying a weapon? All you need is one nutter with a kitchen knife and all hell breaks loose. No, we mustn't let this this faze us. What is the object of terrorism? Is it to cause damage to a specific body? Again, no. It is to spread fear and terror. If we live in fear of the terrorists, we give them victory. If we carry on as normal, we win. It's like when someone tries to wind you up, if you ignore them eventually they give up.

Obviously though we can't just ignore this situation due to the fact people are being killed. What is to be done then? We have several options:
1. Do nothing
2. Bomb Syria
3. Invade Syria
4. Install police state
5. Work covertly against the terrorists

1. Doing nothing might work if the idea that drives the terrorists burns out. But that's a big if. It may gain strength and grow to such a level that we won't be able to deal with it. Personally, I can't see this happening. The current area IS controls is fairly sized but very sparsely populated. I don't imagine that IS's brutal ideas of governance will work on masses of unsympathetic people.

2. Bombing IS territory is just a stupid idea. Strategic bombing has been found lacking time and time again. It is just a, comparatively, cheap way of appearing to fight an enemy. It is the government's way of saying, "see we're doing something!" When in fact they aren't. Bombing IS territory will also just worsen the refugee crisis.

3. Invading Syria wouldn't really solve as much as you might think. Remember this isn't a nation we're fighting here, we are fighting an idea. And as we all know "ideas are bulletproof." Ideas don't die. If we invade and take over Syria, then what about IS in Iraq? Or Somalia? Or Libya? Or west Africa? Will we invade every nation that they operate in? IS is the result of a globalised world. It doesn't exist in one place but rather it exists in the mind. If we take over Syria we'll just have an even bigger mess to deal with.

4. This would be a catastrophic act of self mutilation. "Let's defend freedom by destroying freedom!" A Pyrrhic victory if ever there was one. Yet still many in government are trying to do this. I don't believe that they're so stupid as to think that this will actually work, I think that they're just using the excuse of terrorism to further their own power.

5. Working covertly against the terrorists whilst maintaining an outward air of doing nothing I believe is the best way to go. We should figure out what drives people to terrorism, how to deal with that and keeping our nations safe. Far too often governments do things on the surface but do nothing in reality. We need to do nothing on the surface but something in reality.

So let's not give the terrorist scum the victory by living in fear but instead let's just get on with our everyday business. Mourn those who's lives have been taken of course but don't live in fear. Keep calm and don't get blown up!

Thoughts:
: A very well made article that discusses the problem with how we're fighting terrorism, great job Linnuis. :)


Drawing: Death of a Happy Future by Malutia lusia cialty

Thoughts:
: :c


Comic: ? by Malutia lusia cialty

Thoughts:
: Im a bit confused onto how this is protrayed, still good comic though.


MLC's Basement by Krypton Nova

Thoughts:
: Lol, poor Cobrastan :c


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Regional Community News: Issue #7 New Mascot!

Hello this is Noladea and Mini noladea, and here is your Regional Community News!

New News Mascot!

RCN now has a little mascot, say hello Mini!
: Hi! :3

What do you plan on doing with your role?

: I will kill every single one of you!

Um, is......that so.....

: Our mini nation army will murder ANTTHING and kill anything in our path
DONT FU*K WITH US!

oookkkayyyyy back in the box with you........

: NO I HATE THE FU*KING BO-

*closes box*

Sorry about that, he's taking anger management classes :)


Drawing: Blue Revolution by Noladea


Comic: Yymea can into HUE by Yymea



Well, this is a bit confusing - Yymean civil war, Written by Yymea

So, Yymea is in a civil war. A bunch of rebels decided it was a good idea to take over the entire western half, and try to invade the capital. It was all fairly bloodless on the civilian side, with only a few foreign powers involved, but then someone with over 500.000.000 troops nuked Yymea, and managed to get literally every power involved in the war against them, including the rebels they supported. The war has droned on and on, darth vader showed up, and was banned after much OOC talk, but has somehow returned, the limit of MT has been broken, Cobrastan is doing Cobrastan things. How am I supposed to write a serious factbook about this? "Sith lords led by darth vader then attacked Kikikas, just as Cobrastan sent some spaceships to attack the hairy men of god"
This is made worse by the fact that Yymea currently in limbo location wise. Am I in earth, or am I in Arcadia? Am I in both? Have I submerged Arcadia into a nuclear winter, after literally MILLIONS of nuclear devices were used? Shouldn't the world have ended already? Well, we will see. But in the meantime, NS stats about my environment mean nothing now...


Comix: GONG BONG by Neo-socialist republic of cobrastan


Comic: Have you seen em? by Malutia lusia cialty


Presidential Elections


The Presidential Elections are over, send congratulations to Krypton Nova for his achievement of having a second term!
Here are the election results: page=poll/p=38805

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Regional Community News: Issue #6 The Very Short Issue

Hello this is Noladea, and here is your Regional Community News!

Comic: ''Sleepiness'' by [nation]Noladea[nation]


Comic: ''Dont Fug with Me'' by Malutia lusia cialty


Comic: ''False Allies'' by Neo-socialist republic of cobrastan


Comic: ''Flower Mine'' by Neo-socialist republic of cobrastan


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Regional Community News: Issue #5 NS Left Issue

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Editorial: The Issue with the NS Left.

This is Noladea, the creator of LCRUA and the current writer for The RCN, recently we've been having a problem with the left side of NationStates,
they dont like us that much. I remember back when the region of LCRUA was starting out and a member of the Red Fleet mocked and ridiculed the co-founder
Condealism intelligence agency because he thought that he would raid our region based on his past actions, we looked into it and forgave him for his past, sadly some ''others''
cant. Our recent friendliness with the right side of NS caused our long time ally, Vetelo to cancel embassies with LCRUA, he said that he was forced by the big
Left leaning regions like North Korea, The Internationale, etc to cancel it, and here I am wondering why they hate our message of peace, did we do something? no, we did not.

It's their own closed mindedness that they cant see the good in us, they're stuck in a mantra of ''You allied with views I hate, so I hate you'' which makes no sense considering
that we stated MANY times that we are neutral, or as neutral as we can be, that we are peacemakers, all they see is that we are enemies, and that saddens me, all we want is peace, and they cant see that because of this, the (pardon my french) goddamn Ideological Gap, it separates people into useless categories and demonizes people or organizations that mean well, the left and right are both guilty of this and we need to break it, we need unity, peace, commpassion, and camaraderie,
Here is the final thing i have to say to both NS Left and NS Right: Stop the raids, the hate, and the cruelty towards each other and instead work together to close this goddamn Ideological Gap!!!

Edit: After some thinking, I might of demonized the left in this article, and after some info from Cyborgs and sentient machines I know the reason why the NS left hate the NS Right so eachother much now, I will elaborate more on that in the next issue.


Krypton Nova won the Libertatem flag competition


The winning flag

To strengthen bonds between regions LCRUA and Libertatem, we had a flag competition to change their flag that promotes hate


Flag in question

and to change it to more match the region, Krypton Nova flag won and once one of our allies contact there officials to change the flag and they agree, they will change the flag.


New Constitution in Place

New Constitution: page=dispatch/id=513400

The new constitution is now active, any nation in the LCRUA region or in regions that have our constitution have to follow the rules of, anyone found breaking the law will be put on trial and if found guilty kicked from LCRUA.


Writers for factbook "The LCRUA" needed

Krypton Nova is asking for nations to help write ''The LCRUA'' factbook, for more information contact him.


Council Currently Discussing Juridical System

Currently The Workers Council is discussing ways to set up a Juridical system, any advice/help is appreciated.


Comic: Spoopy!, Drawing of Super soviet spooky spiders


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Regional Community News: Issue #4 The Comic Issue

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LCRUA Undergoing A Constitutional and Legislative Reform

Frangleterre and Krypton Nova have suggested a reform of the Constitution and Legislation, after a bit of suggestions and arguments,
we've settled on reforming the Constitution and Legislation to better suit LCRUA and the people as a whole.

A poll will be up for the vote, remember to read the entirety of the new Constitution before voting once its public.


Comic: ''Become one with my'' by Yymea



Comic: ''Yymea can into fairy'' by Yymea



Comic: ''Our Government Leaders explaned in Polandball'' by Noladea



Comic: ''Become one with my: The Risque Version'' by Neo-socialist republic of cobrastan



Comic: ''We Dont Exist'' by Neo-socialist republic of cobrastan



Comic:''Cold War'' by Malutia lusia cialty



Cold Conflict between Noladea and Malutia lusia cialty

A type of Cold War is happening between Noladea and Malutia lusia cialty, both are competing for best tech and military after a naval war that happened on the coast of Noladea in the Brythonnian Sea.

They decided instead of warring, they compete to see who has the best tech, military, and culture.


Regional Mentions

-New Constitution

-A type of Cold War is happening between Noladea and Malutia lusia cialty

-Frangleterre is being very legislative.

- :3

-New members: United tip, Stolen idol, African arabian states of democracy, and Macropus.


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Regional Community News: Issue #3 STARE

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Krypton Nova Proposes an Advisor Council

Krypton Nova is proposing a system where if the worker councilor is too busy the advisor hired by the councilor will step in,
if you want to be an advisor, contact the councilor you want to advise for, here are some rules:

Every councilor should be able to appoint advisors or secretaries. They will officially be a part of the government, and will be tagged as
such in the members list. They are ranked below the council, and can not vote in council votes. The councilor who employs them can use them for anything he needs done in his area of expertise. I suggest the maximum number of people a councilor can employ to their aid is 2. This number can of course be discussed further. A councilor can fire or
appoint at their own will, and when a councilor loses his status, they lose theirs as well.


Elections Results

The elections are over, here are the results:

Krypton Nova
Linnuis
Noladea
Frangleterre
Yymea
Malutia lusia cialty

Olvia didn't even get a single vote :(


Comic: STARE INTO HER EYES. by Noladea



Comic: Goodbye? by Neo-socialist republic of cobrastan



Newsly Mentions

Krypton Nova is being very active.
Frangleterre is the first new member of The Workers Council

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Regional Community News: Issue #2 VOTE!

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Disease Cured Overnight?

The disease called LinkOrpheocordyceps Unilateralis has mutated to the point of infecting humans, luckily
Krypton Nova and Cobrastan colony developed a vaccine in a matter of 2 days, hopefully nothing happens to backfire this accomplishment.


Comic: Drag Queen

By Cobrastan colony


Time to Vote!

On November 1st, you'll vote for 3 candidates of The Workers Council,
If you want to join The Workers Council, first you need to say you are in the RMB and Telegram one of the 3 Founders (aka Noladea, Linnuis, Condealism intelligence agency about joining,

Current members running for council:
Yymea
Malutia lusia cialty
Cobrastan colony
Linnuis
Noladea
Olvia
Frangleterre


Comic: LCRUA

By Noladea


Newsly Mentions

Theburt: Has the smallest land on record

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Regional Community News: Issue #1 Community

Regional Community News: Issue #1 Community
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Linnuis Writes History!

Linnuis is planning to write the full history of our alliance LCRUA, it will come out in a matter of days, and if you want more information, telegram Linnuis.


[COMIC]The USSD

Comic by Noladea



LCRUA Has A Mascot

LCRUA now has a new mascot: Mascot flora she almost killed thousands because of her split nation personality, but comrades Linnuis and MLC (Malutia lusia cialty) nuked her to oblivion out of fear, after her split nation personality broke, they still thought she was a menace, luckily Noladeas convinced them that she was sane now,
here is what she has to say on the matter, Mascot flora: :3


[COMIC]Yymea Has Culture

Comic by Yymea



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Part 2: page=dispatch/id=554861

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Balder ambassador

Caldariat wrote:Look at my nation we're practically China.

My other nation Peken is much better.

Vickania

Balder ambassador wrote:My other nation Peken is much better.

funny name for a nation

Lake flotillas

Loftegen wrote:The recent restoration of diplomatic relations with Balder has created an opening for an ambassador to that fine region. Anyone interested in such a position should apply here: http://s15.zetaboards.com/NSLazarus/topic/8324490/1/
Apllicants need to (briefly) spell out their approach to building a new relationship with Balder.

Currently I'm somewhat the ambassador to Balder, but if someone better than me intends to take on this role, why not :P

Loftegen

Can anyone give their opinion on my gif signature on the forums?

Balder ambassador

Vickania wrote:funny name for a nation

Easter Eggs :P

Loftegen

Lake flotillas wrote:Currently I'm somewhat the ambassador to Balder, but if someone better than me intends to take on this role, why not :P

You are? I did not know that. Do we have a forum embassy with them yet?

The anatol wrote:Well, If what you're saying is I need to be like China to get a good economy... *sigh*.
But, hey, look at The Perserverance of Loftegen (hope I spelled that right...)! They have good everything! Commence childish jealousy!

Give it time. It took a lot of trial and error to get to where I am now. There are guides that can help you. Just Google 'Nationstates Issues' and you should be able to find several.

I'm gonna be that guy who always asks for a lot.
Also Loftegen we need a Grand judge too :P The forum stuff is badly maintained.

Caldariat wrote:I'm gonna be that guy who always asks for a lot.
Also Loftegen we need a Grand judge too :P The forum stuff is badly maintained.

Don't make me oppress you! :) We have three judges; they choose the Grand Judge from amongst themselves. And don't worry, I've got my eye on them. When the whip needs cracking, I'll do it.

Balder ambassador wrote:Easter Eggs :P

Easter eggs?

Lake flotillas

Loftegen wrote:You are? I did not know that. Do we have a forum embassy with them yet?

Yep. I was the one who went over and asked for one after Kajan came to ours, remember?

Loftegen

Vickania wrote:Easter eggs?

Easter eggs are special issues you can get if your nation type meets certain requirements. For example, if you were to put a color in your nation type, i.e 'The Blue Republic of Vickania', you would become eligible to receive an easter egg issue. The word 'holy' also makes you eligible for a special issue.

Lake flotillas

Lake flotillas wrote:Yep. I was the one who went over and asked for one after Kajan came to ours, remember?

My memory for such things is terrible. :) Also, I joined the Balder fourm and saw your post there. Nothing like making myself look foolish! Derp!

Lake flotillas

Lake flotillas

Vickania wrote:Easter eggs?

There's a thread on the NS Forums that tells you how to get the various Easter eggs: viewtopic.php?f=13&t=193229

Loftegen wrote:Easter eggs are special issues you can get if your nation type meets certain requirements. For example, if you were to put a color in your nation type, i.e 'The Blue Republic of Vickania', you would become eligible to receive an easter egg issue. The word 'holy' also makes you eligible for a special issue.

ah, ok

Loftegen wrote:Give it time. It took a lot of trial and error to get to where I am now. There are guides that can help you. Just Google 'Nationstates Issues' and you should be able to find several.

That's what I thought... *sigh*... But thanks a lot anyways...

How do Easter eggs work, what do they mean by pretitle?

Lake flotillas

Sammi Land wrote:How do Easter eggs work, what do they mean by pretitle?

Basically, they are really fun issues that you get by triggering it - either by modifying your nation by a certain way or others. Pretitles are the words that precede your nation. For example, yours is "Holy Blue Kingdom" while mine is "Destroyer of Comfy Chairs™".

Lake flotillas

Anyone wants to get free trophies?

Lake flotillas wrote:Anyone wants to get free trophies?

Me

How's Lazarus on this fine day?

Loftegen

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