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I didn't even realized I misspelled that till you pointed out. Damn. Guess I do need an essay. :/
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I hit top 100 in the world in stuff all the time. 50th in ag today
But, then again, I am pretty special
So how is everyone planning on spending All Hallows Eve?
Hmm i'm not sure yet, probably got a Halloween party to go to at some point.
Some years I pretend to be a halloween decoration, like i'm got a mask on, but I look like i'm stuffed with newspaper, with like newspaper sticking out and such. I slouch over on the porch.
Then I place a bowl of candy with a sign that reads "only take one".
Mewahahaha, it's hysterical. Been awhile since I did that, maybe i'll do it again this year. In fact, I encourage others to give it a try!
Evil. I like it.
Hail Satan!
Big Jim P.
Lord of Hell.
Working most likely.
Hail Satan!
Big Jim P.
Lord of Hell.
Stalker, that sound like a grand ole time.
It's mine and BBs anniversary. We will be going to a show from one of our favorite local bands and I'll probably try to fit some other antics in.
Any other suggestions besides Stalkers? I'm afraid I will have to scare children another year.
Oh, there was this one guy when I was a kid, e had fashioned it so his head looked like it was sitting on a platter on a table with the candy. He would come to life out of nowhere, did a pretty good job of making himself look fake. It was awesome.
I like the sound of that, think i will give it ago.
I will probably try this on Halloween. It sounds fun!
Some snot-nosed little sh--, uh, "respected citizen of Hell" (as if THAT existed!) complained to the Dean of Dis University that I was meting out too much homework, so now I can only evaluate you on the quality of your posts. Or those anonymous sacks of gold that appear on my back doorstep. ;)
My minions be so smart
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Good Job Cynical.
I feel 9 isn't too bad. Every education issue that pops up for me always gets the vote for whatever will make my citizens smarter.
I didn't complain to anybody that you gave too much homework. I just said I wasn't going to do it. :)
Oh, good. Then I can fail you with a clean conscience. A few of you are almost passing. Remember, If you want your Doctor of Demonology or Doctor of Deviltry, you HAVE to pass my class.
Fine.
We'll see about that.
I expect to hear full reports back! Bonus points for being able to describe the taste of the children's tears. ;)
I should start coming up with weekly assignments, turn this place into fightclub and begin project mayhem. First rule is... You do not talk about the Kingdom of Hell!
Raise your hand and be recognized before you blurt out in MY classroom, pipsqueak!
Don't you just LOVE calling Lucifer a pipsqueak! :D
I'll have you know my pips don't squeak! Also if your the teacher, pretty sure that makes me the principal.
Poor performance as a teacher and you'll be demoted back to the third circle!! I hear a lot of your students aren't doing their homework.. tisk tisk!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBShN8qT4lk
Ummmm, there's no such thing as a principal at the university level. ;)
Then you can be a groundbreaker by being the first university principal. Think of the fame!
Yes yes I will be the first ever Principal King for the Hellion University of Dis! I can hear the crowds chanting my name now. Through me is your path to a Hellion degree in debauchery!!
Heh heh, but actually it depends where you live, in Canada, The UK, and elsewhere, universities / colleges have principals.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principal_(academia)
Additionally, i'd like to announce the rebuilding of our old embassy with Atheist Empire, a region Hell has a long history with and once a formal alliance. Being a closed region I believe it will be beneficial to open some embassies with other large worthwhile regions. Today we (re)open our first embassy with our old friends in AE.
Here's a fun little article about Satanists and Atheists teaming up in real life! :D
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/09/18/satanists-reveal-plan-to-join-atheists-in-battling-bibles-at-public-schools-and-take-a-look-inside-their-controversial-satanic-coloring-book/
Or the hatred.
I'm just sayin' not everyone loves someone trying to destroy the status quo.
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