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I, McMister Jones, is announcing a nation of emergency within' DRJagon. Our precious Dragons have started burning, and sometimes caught eating, our marijuana plants. It's damaging our economy greatly, and f*cking up my vibe. We help other nations in need, and now it's time to repay DRJagonians with marijuana from other nations. We usually despise the thought of marijuana outside DRJagon, but it's a desperate time and we're willing to try something... foreign.
Once we get our Dragon situation under control we will repay you with our natural, and also our nations plant, which we have proud citizens dedicated to marijuana watching over these plants 24 hours a day and 7 days a week. I assure you, you will be compensated highly and be treated with honor throughout all of DRJagon.
When Mary Jane is in danger, you can count on the full support of Dudeville's finest.
In reverence to the great creatures themselves, we should do whatever possible to merely contain the dragons and divert them from the cannabis fields. If they can simply be controlled, there's no reason they shouldn't be able to enjoy the greatest of herbs just like you or I. Lebowski doesn't even require repayment for this aid; we do this out of the charity of our hearts in service of mother Earth and her dragons!
Amsterdon will not leave you in your hour of need. We are sending trucks full of our dankest, purest, most high quality pamphlets that will inform you of the moral repugnance and health risks that taking these narcotics exposes you to.
Zyonia, The Otter Archipelago, Drjagon, Tulija, and 2 othersCorkhatastan, and Metallozkiva
Well The Supreme Leader says it is.
Their gracious what? Would you like us to send a truck load of brain cells because it appears yours are dying off. I WONDER WHY.
The Otter Archipelago, Drjagon, and Corkhatastan
If you have brain cells then we would happily negotiate a deal with you.
"Drunk drivers sentenced to death"
>Pacifism and turism on the rise.
lolwat
DRJagon would love to establish a trade line of marijuana whoever is willing. The marijuana business is flourishing in our economy and we'd love to export and get imports from other Nations willing to do business. It's a lucrative business gentlemen and gentlewomen.
Friends, friends, we're missing the bigger picture are we not?
There's no need to argue, we should be trading in all of the glorious effects of Earth, so long as they benefit our people then nothing should be off limits; from the depths of the soil to the tops of the fluffiest flower buds!
Yeah, it's not as harmful as you think... considering your nation dies of cancer rather regularly. We've done extensive research on the plant and found it doesn't lead to cancer or any health risks. I'm sure we will find some in the future, but as of now, no. ID tags does rather intriguing though.
Post self-deleted by Metallozkiva.
Badaboopus say, man whos afraid of plants should be facing public humilation.
Just banned sex. Only artificial insemination can be used for breeding purposes. Glory to our chaste wholesome empire.
'Sup, gheys.
Amsterdon, The Otter Archipelago, and Metallozkiva
GPRB International Proclamation No. 629 states the following: "All of your mothers are of a rather unchaste reputation, and we heartily invite you all to perform intercourse with yourselves".
The Otter Archipelago, Drjagon, Tulija, and Metallozkiva
"Computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails."
Yep, that sounds like my country.
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