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Krieganpanzer wrote:

The KIN base on Titan is monitoring your situations, as is the base on [REDACTED].
If you require assistance, don't bother trying to contact us. We'll know. The Pater Magnus, a dreadnought-class warship, will have already been dispatched with enough munitions to conduct a siege on [REDACTED].
-Colonel Ogyr Cassus, Commander of the [REDACTED] Garrison of the Aegir Fleet.

This seems like a fair offer. We trust that our scientists and technology are more than good enough, however.

Doopton wrote:

Doop!

It's Doot Doot pleb

Tyrehennia wrote:

After months of research, Tyrehennia has completed the OTHNP (Object That Has No Purpose).
We plan to launch it into space as soon as we find out what it's used for.

It's used to blow things up.

Bulbasaur1 wrote:

It's used to blow things up.

Even better! Now all that's left is finding out why we're launching it into space...

Terrabuena wrote:

Did you put racing stripes on it?! :)

Hmm, we're firing one of our scientists for not coming up with that before.

Cendor wrote:

Eden II, leading Garrison ship of the Iopyrian Fleet, will also be nearing the moon Ceres in approximately 3 days to establish a minor research facility. We wish for no hostility from fellow members of Equinox.
-Thank you
George Devbro, Captain of Eden II of the Iopyrian Fleet.

Our bases on Europa and Saturn's rings are willing to send supplies if you wish.

Cendor wrote:

Eden II, leading Garrison ship of the Iopyrian Fleet, will also be nearing the moon Ceres in approximately 3 days to establish a minor research facility. We wish for no hostility from fellow members of Equinox.
-Thank you
George Devbro, Captain of Eden II of the Iopyrian Fleet.

The people of Ceapoyce have constructed a slingshot of massive proportions and launched several of our famous gift baskets toward the sky! They wish you safe travels to the sky lights and pray that the sun does not consume you when you enter his home. Enjoy the starfruit!

The Hard Part wrote:

The Hard Part would like to express its outright anger at Aegishjalm for its most horrid mistake and would like to combine forces with Cendor if a war were to take place.

The Great Empire will incinerate Aegishjalm if such a mistake occurs again.

Tyrehennia has boosted its space research budget, and is planning on finally completing its first orbiting satellite. We still need funds for the duct tape, however.

Tyrehennia wrote:

Tyrehennia has boosted its space research budget, and is planning on finally completing its first orbiting satellite. We still need funds for the duct tape, however.

We'll send you the duct tape and any advice you need if you come over and visit!

Tyrehennia wrote:

Tyrehennia has boosted its space research budget, and is planning on finally completing its first orbiting satellite. We still need funds for the duct tape, however.

We are happy to assist anyone's space program. It doesn't have to be a joint program.

Aegishjalm wrote:

It's Doot Doot pleb

Back away while you still have the chance. We'll only offer one