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Aurelia swarm wrote:Greeting, everyone. I am a representative from the Aurelia Swarm. We are the remnants of a group from the Star Dummvirate, a nation in this region that collapsed nearly half a year ago. We shall start by stating our demands, which include: Full diplomatic representation, foreign aid, and a platter of personally-baked cookies, chocolate chip. If these are not met, we shall declare war upon the world.

- Ambassador, Princess Black Wisp, representative of Queen Aurelia

Than Equestria is the place for you! Expect world wide destruction every week or two.

I'm more into business which is in my definition: A balance between diplomacy of mutual exchange and "armed assertions".

We don't give charity of foreign aid or cookies for free nor do we borrow. Everything has a value that has to be paid in full(unless you have a special discount) or suffer from exorbitant interest rates. We also barter.

Princess mi amora cadenza

I heard the words 'world' and 'destruction' in the same sentence...

All right guys! you know the drill! come on, get to the bunkers!!!

But...it's not Thursday?!?

Did anyone see the new Hunger Games movie? It was so good!

Wandered away from the internets and life in general for a week. Winter and I don't get along well, and getting into gear for it is always...rough.
Also got my hands on AlphaSapphire, so might be wandering off more often for a while...

Wingwow wrote:Did anyone see the new Hunger Games movie? It was so good!

I haven't. Can I take this to be a recommendation?

Dragoria wrote:Wandered away from the internets and life in general for a week. Winter and I don't get along well, and getting into gear for it is always...rough.
Also got my hands on AlphaSapphire, so might be wandering off more often for a while...

Pokemon is always a good way to wake up thousands of years in the future with no idea that any time has passed.

I will forevermore think of Amaura as "the Rarity Pokemon".

I will always see Keldeo as a pony.

Quin, a lot of people didn't like the third book as much, but if you did I would totally do it. I thought the movie did a great job like the others of depicting the book.

Hey, wait a moment...

2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Quintolania, police officers ride the swiftest Eastern Box Turtles.

How well is that working out for you?

Trotterdam wrote:Hey, wait a moment...

2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Quintolania, police officers ride the swiftest Eastern Box Turtles.

How well is that working out for you?

Considering Quint's thing is that his entire nation is on fire, I'd assume about as well as anything else.

Quintolania wrote:Pokemon is always a good way to wake up thousands of years in the future with no idea that any time has passed.

I have a thing where when I get into a game, I get REALLY into it. Pokemon, Skyrim, Animal Crossing, Sly Cooper... Play 'em right into the ground. I'll have to set the alarm on my phone to remind me to take a break and eat at some point.

Let it all burn...

Trotterdam wrote:Hey, wait a moment...

2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Quintolania, police officers ride the swiftest Eastern Box Turtles.

How well is that working out for you?

Turtles are quite possibly the most feral creatures I've ever seen. 90% of all criminal chases end in dismemberment now.

Dragoria wrote:Considering A) Quint's thing is that his entire nation is on fire, I'd assume about as well as anything else.

B) I have a thing where when I get into a game, I get REALLY into it. Pokemon, Skyrim, Animal Crossing, Sly Cooper... Play 'em right into the ground. I'll have to set the alarm on my phone to remind me to take a break and eat at some point.

A) Don't make fun of lifestyle choices! That's mean!
B)I do the opposite. I rarely, if ever, finish a game all the way through, unless it's something very linear. I still haven't finished a single RPG ever.

Quintolania wrote:Turtles are quite possibly the most feral creatures I've ever seen. 90% of all criminal chases end in dismemberment now.

Is that dismemberment of the criminal or the police officer? Because the latter seems more likely to be near the turtle when the chase is over.

Quintolania wrote:Don't make fun of lifestyle choices! That's mean!

I think that setting your entire nation on fire is more of a deathstyle choice.

Quintolania wrote:I do the opposite. I rarely, if ever, finish a game all the way through, unless it's something very linear. I still haven't finished a single RPG ever.

I generally obsess about games until I finish them (the "Just one more level!" mentality), unless they're too hard and I get stuck, in which case I put it on the backburner and then notice the game again months or years later and realize I've completely forgotten what I was doing and so am now even more stuck.

Game obsession for the win! Until it's too hard because the enemy throws an infinite amount of grenades or that I forgot what was I gonna do on my last saved in my RPGs.

Also recently I'm upset from getting a lot of reports by my agents about being "assaulted" by numerous flaming giant turtles. Look, I know that this is Equestria being magical and all, but this is just ridiculous! Seriously, you have your horn, wings, and four friken hooves. Summon a tsunami, make a tornado, do a roundhouse kick!

They even sent me graphical evidence of their injuries. Lost their eyes, horn, torn wings, no more fangs, the entire maw is gone, tongue, tail, limbs, frontal lobe, gonads... the list goes on until it ends to a picture of a mangled exoskeleton.

Do I gotta send tanks and attack helicopters or something? Because I don't wanna spend that much money in security of my assets and projects. Maybe I'll fire a nuke at them, it's cheaper that way in a short run compared to spending so much on security for many years to come.

Conexus wrote:Game obsession for the win! Until it's too hard because the enemy throws an infinite amount of grenades or that I forgot what was I gonna do on my last saved in my RPGs.

Also recently I'm upset from getting a lot of reports by my agents about being "assaulted" by numerous flaming giant turtles. Look, I know that this is Equestria being magical and all, but this is just ridiculous! Seriously, you have your horn, wings, and four friken hooves. Summon a tsunami, make a tornado, do a roundhouse kick!

They even sent me graphical evidence of their injuries. Lost their eyes, horn, torn wings, no more fangs, the entire maw is gone, tongue, tail, limbs, frontal lobe, gonads... the list goes on until it ends to a picture of a mangled exoskeleton.

Do I gotta send tanks and attack helicopters or something? Because I don't wanna spend that much money in security of my assets and projects. Maybe I'll fire a nuke at them, it's cheaper that way in a short run compared to spending so much on security for many years to come.

...Fangs? Exoskeletons? Conny, have you been hiring changelings to infiltrate our goverments?

Quintolania wrote:A) Don't make fun of lifestyle choices! That's mean!
B)I do the opposite. I rarely, if ever, finish a game all the way through, unless it's something very linear. I still haven't finished a single RPG ever.

Your lifestyle choices practically make fun of themselves.
I don't always finish them. I just play them 'til I wanna' puke. Though I did whoop Skyrim and Oblivion pretty hard...
I have so much money in Skyrim that I have to store it in my house or else the game crashes.

Dragoria wrote:Your lifestyle choices practically make fun of themselves.
I don't always finish them. I just play them 'til I wanna' puke. Though I did whoop Skyrim and Oblivion pretty hard...
I have so much money in Skyrim that I have to store it in my house or else the game crashes.

Both Skyrim and Oblivion are crazy addictive.

Princess mi amora cadenza

Skyrim, one of the most addictive games ever. I swear, its a drug. It took me months to stop playing it... I played all day, everyday.

Conexus wrote:

Also recently I'm upset from getting a lot of reports by my agents about being "assaulted" by numerous flaming giant turtles. Look, I know that this is Equestria being magical and all, but this is just ridiculous! Seriously, you have your horn, wings, and four friken hooves. Summon a tsunami, make a tornado, do a roundhouse kick!

They even sent me graphical evidence of their injuries. Lost their eyes, horn, torn wings, no more fangs, the entire maw is gone, tongue, tail, limbs, frontal lobe, gonads... the list goes on until it ends to a picture of a mangled exoskeleton.

Do I gotta send tanks and attack helicopters or something? Because I don't wanna spend that much money in security of my assets and projects. Maybe I'll fire a nuke at them, it's cheaper that way in a short run compared to spending so much on security for many years to come.

You realize the turtles have shells, right? And we may or may not have added some adamantium into their basic genetic makeup? It's going to take a little bit more than a bomb to slow one of these guys down.

Mostly because they have a top speed of 2 mph.

Trotterdam wrote:A) Is that dismemberment of the criminal or the police officer? Because the latter seems more likely to be near the turtle when the chase is over.

B) I think that setting your entire nation on fire is more of a deathstyle choice.

C) I generally obsess about games until I finish them (the "Just one more level!" mentality), unless they're too hard and I get stuck, in which case I put it on the backburner and then notice the game again months or years later and realize I've completely forgotten what I was doing and so am now even more stuck.

A) Cops have to wear full medieval knight armor. Helps with intimidation, tends to slow movement speed.
B) But it's FRIENDLY fire! Seriously, all our weapons have AoE based projectiles. It's practically unavoidable.
C) I've done that for very few games, usually the linear kind i.e Bastion, Transistor, etc.

Dragoria wrote:A) Your lifestyle choices practically make fun of themselves.
B) I don't always finish them. I just play them 'til I wanna' puke. Though I did whoop Skyrim and Oblivion pretty hard...
I have so much money in Skyrim that I have to store it in my house or else the game crashes.

A) Oh sweet flaming crucifixes they've become sentient
B) I bought a DLC pack for Sleeping Dogs for a cool car and it ended up giving me more money than you can actually spend on stuff in game. Unless you buy a really large quantity of pork buns.

The Alicorns wrote:...Fangs? Exoskeletons? Conny, have you been hiring changelings to infiltrate our goverments?

No, I assure you that these are just extras that are totally not related to my agents whatsoever. Oh look at the time, I gotta take a call...

Quintolania wrote:A) Oh sweet flaming crucifixes they've become sentient
B) I bought a DLC pack for Sleeping Dogs for a cool car and it ended up giving me more money than you can actually spend on stuff in game. Unless you buy a really large quantity of pork buns.

And why in the world WOULDN'T you buy a really large quantity of pork buns?
I was gonna' try to give my excess money to poor people, but the temple only takes 5g at a time and I keep getting caught when I try to reverse-pickpocket the beggars. So in Breezehome it sits.

Wingwow wrote:Both Skyrim and Oblivion are crazy addictive.

Princess mi amora cadenza wrote:Skyrim, one of the most addictive games ever. I swear, its a drug. It took me months to stop playing it... I played all day, everyday.

I marathon'd Oblivion so hard it red-ringed my 360. Then I let the poor box sit overnight and it's run fine ever since.
I tend to rotate games, so I'll be back to Oblivion when I finish with Pokemon and Animal Crossing.

Dragoria wrote:And why in the world WOULDN'T you buy a really large quantity of pork buns?
I was gonna' try to give my excess money to poor people, but the temple only takes 5g at a time and I keep getting caught when I try to reverse-pickpocket the beggars. So in Breezehome it sits.

Because the eating animation is at least a goddamn minute.
I liked Assasin's Creed because I could literally throw all my money to the poor.

Princess mi amora cadenza

ASSASIN'S CREED

JUMP OF BUILDINGS AND STAB PEOPLE JUST BECAUSE YOU FEEL LIKE IT.

Or, at least that's what I do...

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