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You'll set the RMB ablaze!!
Haven't you figured out that that's what I want by now? My flag is literally a giant fire. My name is a fire pun, as well as my motto. I'm not sure I could be more clear on the subject of uncontrolled flames.
You are a dragon's best friend!
Only because they're fireproof.
Exactly!
Greetings Mistress, I'm Conexus and I'll be your local foreign trade post selling wares at a reasonable price in Equestria! A magical land full of inconsistencies, casual social interaction, and mostly cheap puns. I would like to open international trade with you. I'll be willing to provide goods and services to you in exchange for love I need to feed my "special" employees and sell some to Alvus for some profit.
Reporting to you live on the moon: Due to a recent meteor shower, most of my nation is engulfed in flames which in turn makes Quintolania look over 3 times bigger than its actual size.
So, this is now a battleground between those who want to destroy the world with rocks and those who want to destroy the world with fire?
Can't we just use flaming rocks? I mean, we are supposed to represent the magic of friendship. You gotta share, you gotta care...
Hi :D
Hello.
It's much more akin to two concurrent events that just so happened at the same time, in this case rock throwing and accidental burning. Also...
That was the worst performance I've ever seen.
Dangit, can I leave this place for a day and not have a war start in the meantime? Just once?
We could wage a mock-war with you if you'd like...
I was posting that in the hope of less war, not war on my time :P
Ka may... Ka may... Ka may.....HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Beam of pure energy fly's toward you.*
It's Ka-me-ha-me-haaaa...
lrn 2 kamehameha
Why are you shouting the name of a Polynesian leader?
Lol that was what I was thinking....
Clearly they are trying to summon him, so they may have an ally during the war.
He's dead though.
Zombies make great allies! Unless they're hipster zombies. Those just drink coffee and moan.
They also COFFEE out a lot of germs!
'Rocks and coffee are thrown at me'
THE ROCKS, THEY SMELL!
'The zombies are offended and start throwing arms at me'
Yum, rotten meat.
Crap, I think we might see zombie dragons soon.
Wow, it takes a long time to get your fiddle, is it gigantic or something?
Anti-hipster warfare is a specialty of XV-88 Broadside battleduit teams. Not for sale.
I was not aware of the fact that we were fighting hipsters.
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