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Quintolania wrote:Need any help with that? I heard dust burns really well!

You'll set the RMB ablaze!!

Ozzy wrote:You'll set the RMB ablaze!!

Haven't you figured out that that's what I want by now? My flag is literally a giant fire. My name is a fire pun, as well as my motto. I'm not sure I could be more clear on the subject of uncontrolled flames.

Quintolania wrote:Haven't you figured out that that's what I want by now? My flag is literally a giant fire. My name is a fire pun, as well as my motto. I'm not sure I could be more clear on the subject of uncontrolled flames.

You are a dragon's best friend!

Ozzy wrote:You are a dragon's best friend!

Only because they're fireproof.

Quintolania wrote:Only because they're fireproof.

Exactly!

Princess mi amora cadenza wrote:Hi, im new here, my favorite pony is Princess Cadence ,(duh), and I hope to become a strong and powerful nation. Here is your free ITunes gift card, and a watch, thank you for your time...

Greetings Mistress, I'm Conexus and I'll be your local foreign trade post selling wares at a reasonable price in Equestria! A magical land full of inconsistencies, casual social interaction, and mostly cheap puns. I would like to open international trade with you. I'll be willing to provide goods and services to you in exchange for love I need to feed my "special" employees and sell some to Alvus for some profit.

Reporting to you live on the moon: Due to a recent meteor shower, most of my nation is engulfed in flames which in turn makes Quintolania look over 3 times bigger than its actual size.

So, this is now a battleground between those who want to destroy the world with rocks and those who want to destroy the world with fire?

Can't we just use flaming rocks? I mean, we are supposed to represent the magic of friendship. You gotta share, you gotta care...

The searing sun

Princess mi amora cadenza wrote:Hi, im new here, my favorite pony is Princess Cadence ,(duh), and I hope to become a strong and powerful nation. Here is your free ITunes gift card, and a watch, thank you for your time...

The Order of The searing sun (national classification thing will be changed). Pleased to make your acquaintance. And thank you for the gifts.

Hi :D

Swedesia wrote:Hi :D

Hello.

Trotterdam wrote:So, this is now a battleground between those who want to destroy the world with rocks and those who want to destroy the world with fire?

Can't we just use flaming rocks? I mean, we are supposed to represent the magic of friendship. You gotta share, you gotta care...

It's much more akin to two concurrent events that just so happened at the same time, in this case rock throwing and accidental burning. Also...
That was the worst performance I've ever seen.

Dangit, can I leave this place for a day and not have a war start in the meantime? Just once?

We could wage a mock-war with you if you'd like...

I was posting that in the hope of less war, not war on my time :P

Princess mi amora cadenza

Ka may... Ka may... Ka may.....HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* Beam of pure energy fly's toward you.*

It's Ka-me-ha-me-haaaa...

lrn 2 kamehameha

Princess mi amora cadenza wrote:Ka may... Ka may... Ka may.....HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why are you shouting the name of a Polynesian leader?

Lol that was what I was thinking....

The drakonisland imperium

The Alicorns wrote:Why are you shouting the name of a Polynesian leader?

Clearly they are trying to summon him, so they may have an ally during the war.

The drakonisland imperium wrote:Clearly they are trying to summon him, so they may have an ally during the war.

He's dead though.

The Alicorns wrote:He's dead though.

Zombies make great allies! Unless they're hipster zombies. Those just drink coffee and moan.

The drakonisland imperium

Quintolania wrote:Zombies make great allies! Unless they're hipster zombies. Those just drink coffee and moan.

They also COFFEE out a lot of germs!

'Rocks and coffee are thrown at me'
THE ROCKS, THEY SMELL!
'The zombies are offended and start throwing arms at me'
Yum, rotten meat.

The drakonisland imperium wrote:They also COFFEE out a lot of germs!

'Rocks and coffee are thrown at me'
THE ROCKS, THEY SMELL!
'The zombies are offended and start throwing arms at me'
Yum, rotten meat.

Crap, I think we might see zombie dragons soon.

The drakonisland imperium

Quintolania wrote:Excuse me, need to go grab my fiddle.

Wow, it takes a long time to get your fiddle, is it gigantic or something?

Anti-hipster warfare is a specialty of XV-88 Broadside battleduit teams. Not for sale.

Swedesia wrote:Anti-hipster warfare is a specialty of XV-88 Broadside battleduit teams. Not for sale.

I was not aware of the fact that we were fighting hipsters.

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