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Our town restored wrote:I look forward to it.

I'd look upward. That's where the bombs'll probably fall from.

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Quintolania wrote:I'd look upward. That's where the bombs'll probably fall from.

I was expecting torpedoes for some reason.

That seems rather improbable, considering your town is landlocked.

Or at least, it is now. My tsunami generator is currently inoperative while being recalibrated.

For now, I could try out my glacier extender or my giant magnifying glass. How would you rather die?

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Trotterdam wrote:That seems rather improbable, considering your town is landlocked.
Or at least, it is now. My tsunami generator is currently inoperative while being recalibrated.
For now, I could try out my glacier extender or my giant magnifying glass. How would you rather die?

How about by equality-ing myself to death?

Our town restored wrote:How about by equality-ing myself to death?

Actually, that's scheduled for the end of the month.

Zombies are great at equality.

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Trotterdam wrote:Actually, that's scheduled for the end of the month.
Zombies are great at equality.

I've already sown 13 puppets in your region, to equally spread the zombie love around.

The Alicorns wrote:Name? Whole "Bow down or eat meteors" schtick? You really don't have a clue?

i was kidding but meteors mean nothing to me

That just means we need bigger meteors.

Anything can be destroyed if you hit it hard enough. ANYTHING.

( http://qntm.org/destroy )

Quintolania wrote:I prefer "aggressive suggestion".

And I prefer "Happy Happy Hee-Haw Thought Reinforcement".

*Rubs hooves together, with a mischevious grin.*

Looks like war is on the horizon. Better dust off the ol' war profiteering schtick.

YESMARE! Get me the Flim Flam Brothers. Tell them I still hold their contract...

San palomino wrote:And I prefer "Happy Happy Hee-Haw Thought Reinforcement".

That's racist.

Conexus, The Alicorns, and Quintolania

Dragoria wrote:That's racist.

I hate mules.

*hic* Agent! *hic* another bottle! *hic*

Agent: Yes ma'am, anything else?

Yah know what the others lads are duin'? *hic*

Agent: Trotterdam and Our town restored are currently fighting each other with zombies. The infestation will most likely get out of hoof. We also have information of experimental weapons and sleeper agents from the two nations in conflict.

Luna dammit! *hic* not another zombie outbreak! *hic* Deploy the giant psychotic killer robot in the middle of battlefield and give it orbital bombardment support. Also *hic* contact Princess mi amora cadenza, I want us to go out shopping... *hic* for jewelry.

Sigh, the region's destabilizing once more. Begin mobilization of the Imperial forces. And check those zombie cure stockpiles. It's that time of year again and I don't trust the new gal on the block.

Oh boy, zombies! Finally, a use for the 26 castles full of armaments I made instead of having a welfare budget!

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The Alicorns wrote:Sigh, the region's destabilizing once more. Begin mobilization of the Imperial forces. And check those zombie cure stockpiles. It's that time of year again and I don't trust the new gal on the block.

I have actually decided that instead of fighting Trotterdam with zombies, I would instead join them in the hunt for the inevitably-needed cure.

Oh, zombies. How quant.

I guess I'll just begin my plan of catching them like the common stray, placing a kill-collar on them to control them, then attaching a bunch of old landmines to their barrels and flanks with det cord, before air dropping them back onto foreign soil.

Its not like us CLEARLY SUPEIOR Cyber Alicorns can contract this ailment or anything. Oh yeah, I hope y'all like zombie hugs!

San palomino wrote:I hate mules.

We're going to have a problem then.

Dragoria wrote:We're going to have a problem then.

But you get the joke, right? My Thought Reinforcement program can put a smile on the face of even the grumpiest of mules? Ahahahahoho!

I kill me.

But, no seriously. Mules are the plague.

Hey, it's still almost a month until the zombies. We still have plenty of time to kill each other several times before then.

San palomino wrote:I kill me.

Hey! I was going to do that! No killstealing!

San palomino wrote:But, no seriously. Mules are the plague.

Nah, they're just half-assed.

Trotterdam wrote:Nah, they're just half-assed.

Just like your puns? (Hey-o!)

Dragoria, Conexus, The Alicorns, and San palomino

Our town restored wrote:I have actually decided that instead of fighting Trotterdam with zombies, I would instead join them in the hunt for the inevitably-needed cure.

Still don't trust you. Or even like you, even regarding your alicorn status, "Dear Leader".

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The Alicorns wrote:Still don't trust you. Or even like you, even regarding your alicorn status, "Dear Leader".

I am but a guide for the people, I do not rule them.

Our town restored wrote:I am but a guide for the people, I do not rule them.

Do you know what the German word for "guide" is?

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Trotterdam wrote:Do you know what the German word for "guide" is?

((Führen. But führer just means leader, even though it's best known as the title of Hitler. Connotation does not change the original meaning.))

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