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The Alicorns wrote:My crown :3

Damn it Alicorns, why won't you let me be a belevolent princess for one day. I promise I'll put out the fires.

Also I'm facing fierce competition from an unknown agency and my agents are suffering from endless night terrors.

Conexus wrote:Damn it Alicorns, why won't you let me be a belevolent princess for one day. I promise I'll put out the fires.

Also I'm facing fierce competition from an unknown agency and my agents are suffering from endless night terrors.

No. You'd give my opposition actual political power in a heartbeat if it meant more profits.

As for the other part, start the evacuation of all the facilities and don't wander the streets alone at night unless you're the most heavily armed badass to exist. Those two have returned, and I'm getting my plot outta here.

The Alicorns wrote:

As for the other part, start the evacuation of all the facilities and don't wander the streets alone at night unless you're the most heavily armed badass to exist. Those two have returned, and I'm getting my plot outta here.

Recalling all surviving personnel, terminating projects, suspending information network, purging non-essentials, and preserving top tier assets.

Pray that we meet again in the future, communication will cease in 3... 2... 1... *beep*

Conexus wrote:Pray that we meet again in the future, communication will cease in 3... 2... 1... *beep*

You know we're in the same room right?

The Alicorns wrote:You know we're in the same room right?

Damn it Alicorns, why can't you pretend I'm miles away.

Quick let me get on your back.

Conexus wrote:Damn it Alicorns, why can't you pretend I'm miles away.

Quick let me get on your back.

Fine. We 'portin outta here. Ain't dealing with this whole sisters thing. Let those other two alicorns deal with them. Later suckers! I'll be back to attack whoever's left standing!

Ello m8's! New here

(OOc. Anyone else having trouble with the application.)

Welp happy I'm underground

Holstenpony wrote:Ello m8's! New here

Ah! Welcome young and most likely horribly unprepared nation. I'm The Alicorns, local benevolent imperialist, rock thrower, and empress running for her life. This is Equestria, a horribly mangled land of magical ponies and mundane humans scarred by its many wars and apocalypses, not to mention the part that's always on fire. As of right now Celestia and Luna have returned. I would suggest getting one of those Vault thingies from Fallout: Equestria or finding every single piece of tribute you can. I'd normally make some vague threat at this point, but right now I'm teleporting for my life.

Zyl wrote:(OOc. Anyone else having trouble with the application.)

Welp happy I'm underground

[OOC:no]
Have you discovered a magma sea or some weird blue metal? Completely sealed off from the world? If either of these questions' answers are no, then it's not good enough.

Holstenpony wrote:Ello m8's! New here

P.S. join the world assembly.

Princess mi amora cadenza

I for one welcome our new alicorn overlords.

The Alicorns wrote:Ah! Welcome young and most likely horribly unprepared nation. I'm The Alicorns, local benevolent imperialist, rock thrower, and empress running for her life. This is Equestria, a horribly mangled land of magical ponies and mundane humans scarred by its many wars and apocalypses, not to mention the part that's always on fire. As of right now Celestia and Luna have returned. I would suggest getting one of those Vault thingies from Fallout: Equestria or finding every single piece of tribute you can. I'd normally make some vague threat at this point, but right now I'm teleporting for my life.

Heh. Sounds better than Pony Lands. Before taking a couple months break I used to be the Grand Equestrian Duchy of Armetesia, so I know my way around. Hey, for now I would like to request becoming your puppet state.

Holstenpony wrote:Heh. Sounds better than Pony Lands. Before taking a couple months break I used to be the Grand Equestrian Duchy of Armetesia, so I know my way around. Hey, for now I would like to request becoming your puppet state.

Done. However, I'm running away now. Please wait warmly for your complementary occupation/defense army until the crisis is solved.

Princess mi amora cadenza

The Alicorns wrote:Done. However, I'm running away now. Please wait warmly for your complementary occupation/defense army until the crisis is solved.

I never got a complementary occupation army...

Princess mi amora cadenza wrote:I never got a complementary occupation army...

It's still there. Whose soldiers do you think like to point their guns at your politician's heads?Oh, wait... that means I can add the Crystal Empire to my list of titles! Yay~!

Princess mi amora cadenza

Congratulations USA! 5-2 victory over japan! LET THE PATRIOTIC POSTING, BEGIN!

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Huh. Got an issue about my neighbors stockpiling wmd s. I decided to have equestria investigate ^^

Zyl wrote:Huh. Got an issue about my neighbors stockpiling wmd s. I decided to have equestria investigate ^^

The M stands for "minor", I swear!

Princess mi amora cadenza wrote:I never got a complementary occupation army...

Well I asked politely.

Zyl wrote:Huh. Got an issue about my neighbors stockpiling wmd s. I decided to have equestria investigate ^^

... Nothing here. Nope. Nuh uh. These missiles are... uh... for studying radiation! Yeah... yeah... and these chemicals are for, uh, uhm... defense against the monsters of the Everfree. Yeah. Uhuh. And eh... these viruses and other biological stuff are clearly for medical research. No WMDs here. Nope. Not even this giant laser cannon. That's for uh... a rave party.

hello

The Alicorns wrote:... Nothing here. Nope. Nuh uh. These missiles are... uh... for studying radiation! Yeah... yeah... and these chemicals are for, uh, uhm... defense against the monsters of the Everfree. Yeah. Uhuh. And eh... these viruses and other biological stuff are clearly for medical research. No WMDs here. Nope. Not even this giant laser cannon. That's for uh... a rave party.

I can vouch for him. All his alleged WMD's were definitely not stockpiled hastily within the last hour in an undisclosed underground citadel within my borders. And, uh, no the Equestrian Megaspell Commission cannot enter my territory because... uhh... we hab oppressed russian minority that uhh... big stronk Putin needs to liberate (surprise civil war)No WMD's. Go away pl0x.

Holstenpony wrote:I can vouch for him. All his alleged WMD's were definitely not stockpiled hastily within the last hour in an undisclosed underground citadel within my borders. And, uh, no the Equestrian Megaspell Commission cannot enter my territory because... uhh... we hab oppressed russian minority that uhh... big stronk Putin needs to liberate (surprise civil war)No WMD's. Go away pl0x.

You fool! It was a griffin minority! Gah! Stick to the script!

Holstenpony

The Alicorns wrote:You fool! It was a griffin minority! Gah! Stick to the script!

Sorry, just came off of /r/polandball

Holstenpony wrote:Sorry, just came off of /r/polandball

It's alright, but remember. We're ponies. All the humans look alike to us.

[P.S. Yay~ Polandball! More autonomy for you little puppet. Now you can pay 1% less tribute!]

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