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Underground niafleland

in other news my people have "The Shortest Average Lifespan in Equestria" ....i dont know if a should fell happy or sad.... I will go with happy.
YAAAAAYˇˇˇ

San palomino

"...Riots continue to plague Las Pegasus following another controversial decision made by the Municipality. Tribals from all over the west are feeding the unrest as many of them face displacement in the boards decision to clear cut the forests to create another uranium quarry. When questioned about the legislation, board chairmen, CCO, CEO, and High President Aquila PHD DDS had this to say;

'Nope. I don't like it.'

The Municipality is dispating another 2000 PMC's to combat the unrest. This has been a NCRPR news update! Stay tuned..."

Underground niafleland

The Alicorns wrote:Are they taking more songs? I've got a few. After all, more songs means more bullet patterns! *not-evil maniacal laughing*
https://youtu.be/CQu78rmpAVk
https://youtu.be/0f1eLReRHGI
https://youtu.be/fyAXSnUPE_s
https://youtu.be/yD3ZA4Yk1HI
https://youtu.be/hFir8AIztJk

The more the merrier!

Also I would like to to report great news, two of them in fact, and a minor bad news! We got reports of current instabilities and vulnerabilities in two establishments that yields potential resources to nearly double our size. One suffered from a biochemical disaster while the other is handling a huge riot. This is the perfect opportunity to pillage(probably everything), but this is where the small bad news come in, we could only concentrate our assets on one of them.

San palomino wrote:

'Nope, I don't like it.'

I have a strong feeling that you have a psychotic scrawny asthma chihuahua named Abraham and a dim fat red minx cat named Leviticus as stuffed animals on display after your old relative died and inherited all of his/her property and wealth.

Scratch that, you broke your hind legs in a fire rescue mishap.

San palomino wrote:"...Riots continue to plague Las Pegasus following another controversial decision made by the Municipality. Tribals from all over the west are feeding the unrest as many of them face displacement in the boards decision to clear cut the forests to create another uranium quarry.

That's nice, but on an unrelated note, can someone please explain why there are suddenly giant radioactive mutant trees stomping my capital flat?

Conexus wrote:Scratch that, you broke your hind legs in a fire rescue mishap.

With Quintolania around, I don't think that was a mishap.

Conexus wrote:

Also I would like to to report great news, two of them in fact, and a minor bad news! We got reports of current instabilities and vulnerabilities in two establishments that yields potential resources to nearly double our size. One suffered from a biochemical disaster while the other is handling a huge riot. This is the perfect opportunity to pillage(probably everything), but this is where the small bad news come in, we could only concentrate our assets on one of them.

I'll take the one suffering a biochemical disaster. Not only is everyone over there distracted, but they probably aren't as well equipped as the one dealing with riots. Plus, I have someone to pick up there before she gets killed.

Trotterdam wrote:That's nice, but on an unrelated note, can someone please explain why there are suddenly giant radioactive mutant trees stomping my capital flat?

Well, Niafy (do you mind if I call you that? It sounds cuter and less horrible to type) had a nuclear disaster so that explains the radioactive mutants part. I kind of unleashed loli golems on everyone, maybe some of them kind of had some sort of magic malfunction near your trees and the releases mana gave them sentience. And the reason they stomped your capital was to avenge their brothers who now a part of your nation's furniture.

Trotterdam wrote:That's nice, but on an unrelated note, can someone please explain why there are suddenly giant radioactive mutant trees stomping my capital flat?

With Quintolania around, I don't think that was a mishap.

*Looks around and whistles*

...Eh, what's this? 'Medtek Incorporated; Cloning experiment yields success'? Hmmm... Ha.. Haha... Hahaha...Mwahahaahahaha!

YESMARE! Fetch me more orphan tears! These simply do not taste tragic enough. YESMARE?! Never there when I need her... *grumbles while wandering off*

Conexus wrote:Scratch that, you broke your hind legs in a fire rescue mishap.

My nations guote isn't 'live free, then die if fire' for nothing. I do so enjoy rampaging on the outskirts of the city with my incinerator and setting any thing that moves ablaze! Roast them until their beady little eyes pop from their charred-black skulls... *ahem* Back to the business at hand... YESMARE! Are you in here? *sigh*

Underground niafleland

Oh Celestia, there's two of them.

Well, time to commence Operation: Great Flood. Where did I put that tsunami-making machine...?

Underground niafleland

San palomino wrote:My nations guote isn't 'live free, then die if fire' for nothing. I do so enjoy rampaging on the outskirts of the city with my incinerator and setting any thing that moves ablaze! Roast them until their beady little eyes pop from their charred-black skulls... *ahem* Back to the business at hand... YESMARE! Are you in here? *sigh*

ever tried using napalm? jeje

San palomino

Trotterdam wrote:Oh Celestia, there's two of them.

Well, time to commence Operation: Great Flood. Where did I put that tsunami-making machine...?

I thought it would help some of my policies make political waves. On an unrelated note, I'd purchase some floaties. And buy in bulk.

OOC: I'm back! I think.

Trotterdam wrote:Oh Celestia, there's two of them.

Well, time to commence Operation: Great Flood. Where did I put that tsunami-making machine...?

Yesmare! Prepare the giant inflatable super yacht! I want to watch my subjects drown from the comfort of money miss spent!

Underground niafleland

Quintolania wrote:I thought it would help some of my policies make political waves. On an unrelated note, I'd purchase some floaties. And buy in bulk.

San palomino wrote:Yesmare! Prepare the giant inflatable super yacht! I want to watch my subjects drown from the comfort of money miss spent!

Next, commence Operation: Giant Robot Sharks!

Also, Operation: Hire Someone Who Can Come Up With Better Codenames.

Underground niafleland

Trotterdam wrote:Next, commence Operation: Giant Robot Sharks!

Also, Operation: Hire Someone Who Can Come Up With Better Codenames.

Yesmare! Release the secret Gargantuan Robot Kracken... Also, fetch my Bat Anti Shark Spray.

This is certainly quite creative! Solve the problems of the last apocalypse by causing another! Good luck!

(Note to self: Fly and build a cute little cloud fort to look down on everyone when the inevitable tsunami hits. And research possibility of combining sharks and weather.)

The kingdom of loathing you

Heads up, empty shells, more water. Maybe this will wash that stink off the kingdom, but I forbid getting your hopes up.

To: The Alicorns

Shiver me timbers, a mother of all tides just swept in on us! We've just got done looting that blasted toxic place and now we be sailin' on water. So far the casualties we took before the tide are minimal, but now we lost nearly half our man power. Whatever scraps of resources we got left for the rocket and other stuff, we converted all of it into a metal armada, the man o' war is our acting flagship with machine guns, flamethrower, mortars, a giant ram, and rocket boosters for added speed.

Our crew still has guns, armor, and the wolves will be used to assist boarding parties. We're currently making our way to fresher and cleaner waters while still scavenging whatever we find(fresh water, food, the usual that we need...) as well as fighting off robotic sharks. I'm off to catch one of dem sharks in order to make shark mounted pirates!

The kingdom of loathing you

What do you know, the Kingdom LOOKS EXACTLY THE SAME. And it still smells like rust and tears.

Conexus wrote:To: The Alicorns

Shiver me timbers, a mother of all tides just swept in on us! We've just got done looting that blasted toxic place and now we be sailin' on water. So far the casualties we took before the tide are minimal, but now we lost nearly half our man power. Whatever scraps of resources we got left for the rocket and other stuff, we converted all of it into a metal armada, the man o' war is our acting flagship with machine guns, flamethrower, mortars, a giant ram, and rocket boosters for added speed.

Our crew still has guns, armor, and the wolves will be used to assist boarding parties. We're currently making our way to fresher and cleaner waters while still scavenging whatever we find(fresh water, food, the usual that we need...) as well as fighting off robotic sharks. I'm off to catch one of dem sharks in order to make shark mounted pirates!

Get a load of them! After a few hours browsing what's left of the internet for inspiration, I want to try combining robotic sharks with tornadoes. Hmm... robosharknado...yessss...

You know what the difference is between Pony Lands' and Equestria's message boards?

Equestria's lets me repeatedly end the world. Pony Lands' makes me want to end the world.

The Alicorns wrote:This is certainly quite creative! Solve the problems of the last apocalypse by causing another! Good luck!

Wait, we were trying to solve problems? Sorry, I must have missed the memo. My bad.

The Alicorns wrote:Get a load of them! After a few hours browsing what's left of the internet for inspiration, I want to try combining robotic sharks with tornadoes. Hmm... robosharknado...yessss...

Please note that this is outside of the robots' designed operating parameters and will void your warranty.

Considering the warranty is "if you don't get eaten, we'll continue sending free replacement sharks until you are", you probably want this.

Quintolania

Underground niafleland

Trotterdam wrote:

Considering the warranty is "if you don't get eaten, we'll continue sending free replacement sharks until you are", you probably want this.

but.... i want endless waves of robo-sharks :c

Meanwhile... At the bottom of the ocean in the LAIR of DOOM;

*looks around at surrounding water through force field*

"Hmmm... 'S pretty."

Underground niafleland

Okay, so, it seems we've been hit by a tsunami. This is rather vexing. It would be even more perturbing if it hadn't been for the fact that the water, upon crossing the Quintolanian border, was hit by a barrage of insults and hydrophobia so severe that the most of parts that didn't run away in fear burst into flame from shame. Still, the entire market district is now underwater. Flamethrowers don't seem to have much of an effect, perplexingly.

Underground niafleland wrote:but.... i want endless waves of robo-sharks :c

It might seem fun, but robot sharks are actually terrible houseguests. Ones that visited us back during the 42nd Great Flood thought they were awfully droll, but all they brought to the metaphorical table was a series of riddles so lame that they needed three sets of crutches.

Trotterdam wrote:Wait, we were trying to solve problems? Sorry, I must have missed the memo. My bad.

Sure we were! The problem of life existing. It's making a terrible mess of my yard. Someone should inform the management.

Underground niafleland

Also, the new WA policy has spelling so cringeworthy that my right eye actually stopped seeing for 45 minutes as a protective measure against reading further.

San palomino

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