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"...Riots continue to plague Las Pegasus following another controversial decision made by the Municipality. Tribals from all over the west are feeding the unrest as many of them face displacement in the boards decision to clear cut the forests to create another uranium quarry. When questioned about the legislation, board chairmen, CCO, CEO, and High President Aquila PHD DDS had this to say;
'Nope. I don't like it.'
The Municipality is dispating another 2000 PMC's to combat the unrest. This has been a NCRPR news update! Stay tuned..."
The more the merrier!
Also I would like to to report great news, two of them in fact, and a minor bad news! We got reports of current instabilities and vulnerabilities in two establishments that yields potential resources to nearly double our size. One suffered from a biochemical disaster while the other is handling a huge riot. This is the perfect opportunity to pillage(probably everything), but this is where the small bad news come in, we could only concentrate our assets on one of them.
I have a strong feeling that you have a psychotic scrawny asthma chihuahua named Abraham and a dim fat red minx cat named Leviticus as stuffed animals on display after your old relative died and inherited all of his/her property and wealth.
Scratch that, you broke your hind legs in a fire rescue mishap.
I'll take the one suffering a biochemical disaster. Not only is everyone over there distracted, but they probably aren't as well equipped as the one dealing with riots. Plus, I have someone to pick up there before she gets killed.
Well, Niafy (do you mind if I call you that? It sounds cuter and less horrible to type) had a nuclear disaster so that explains the radioactive mutants part. I kind of unleashed loli golems on everyone, maybe some of them kind of had some sort of magic malfunction near your trees and the releases mana gave them sentience. And the reason they stomped your capital was to avenge their brothers who now a part of your nation's furniture.
*Looks around and whistles*
...Eh, what's this? 'Medtek Incorporated; Cloning experiment yields success'? Hmmm... Ha.. Haha... Hahaha...Mwahahaahahaha!
YESMARE! Fetch me more orphan tears! These simply do not taste tragic enough. YESMARE?! Never there when I need her... *grumbles while wandering off*
My nations guote isn't 'live free, then die if fire' for nothing. I do so enjoy rampaging on the outskirts of the city with my incinerator and setting any thing that moves ablaze! Roast them until their beady little eyes pop from their charred-black skulls... *ahem* Back to the business at hand... YESMARE! Are you in here? *sigh*
Oh Celestia, there's two of them.
Well, time to commence Operation: Great Flood. Where did I put that tsunami-making machine...?
I thought it would help some of my policies make political waves. On an unrelated note, I'd purchase some floaties. And buy in bulk.
OOC: I'm back! I think.
Yesmare! Release the secret Gargantuan Robot Kracken... Also, fetch my Bat Anti Shark Spray.
This is certainly quite creative! Solve the problems of the last apocalypse by causing another! Good luck!
(Note to self: Fly and build a cute little cloud fort to look down on everyone when the inevitable tsunami hits. And research possibility of combining sharks and weather.)
Heads up, empty shells, more water. Maybe this will wash that stink off the kingdom, but I forbid getting your hopes up.
To: The Alicorns
Shiver me timbers, a mother of all tides just swept in on us! We've just got done looting that blasted toxic place and now we be sailin' on water. So far the casualties we took before the tide are minimal, but now we lost nearly half our man power. Whatever scraps of resources we got left for the rocket and other stuff, we converted all of it into a metal armada, the man o' war is our acting flagship with machine guns, flamethrower, mortars, a giant ram, and rocket boosters for added speed.
Our crew still has guns, armor, and the wolves will be used to assist boarding parties. We're currently making our way to fresher and cleaner waters while still scavenging whatever we find(fresh water, food, the usual that we need...) as well as fighting off robotic sharks. I'm off to catch one of dem sharks in order to make shark mounted pirates!
What do you know, the Kingdom LOOKS EXACTLY THE SAME. And it still smells like rust and tears.
Get a load of them! After a few hours browsing what's left of the internet for inspiration, I want to try combining robotic sharks with tornadoes. Hmm... robosharknado...yessss...
You know what the difference is between Pony Lands' and Equestria's message boards?
Equestria's lets me repeatedly end the world. Pony Lands' makes me want to end the world.
Wait, we were trying to solve problems? Sorry, I must have missed the memo. My bad.
Please note that this is outside of the robots' designed operating parameters and will void your warranty.
Considering the warranty is "if you don't get eaten, we'll continue sending free replacement sharks until you are", you probably want this.
but.... i want endless waves of robo-sharks :c
Okay, so, it seems we've been hit by a tsunami. This is rather vexing. It would be even more perturbing if it hadn't been for the fact that the water, upon crossing the Quintolanian border, was hit by a barrage of insults and hydrophobia so severe that the most of parts that didn't run away in fear burst into flame from shame. Still, the entire market district is now underwater. Flamethrowers don't seem to have much of an effect, perplexingly.
It might seem fun, but robot sharks are actually terrible houseguests. Ones that visited us back during the 42nd Great Flood thought they were awfully droll, but all they brought to the metaphorical table was a series of riddles so lame that they needed three sets of crutches.
Sure we were! The problem of life existing. It's making a terrible mess of my yard. Someone should inform the management.
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