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Conexus wrote:Too expensive! I suggest just using a crowbar, a gravity gun, and an airboat.

What do you think this is, a post-apocalyptic dictatorship?

Quintolania wrote:What do you think this is, a post-apocalyptic dictatorship?

Not yet. The apocalypse is only scheduled for tomorrow.

We have the dictators ready, though.

Trotterdam wrote:Not yet. The apocalypse is only scheduled for tomorrow.

We have the dictators ready, though.

Why tomorrow?

I have to oversee my R&D division doing an analysis on an exotic matter with an expensive experimental spectrometer tomorrow!

Can we just put off the apocalypse thing on to the day after tomorrow?

Conexus wrote:Why tomorrow?

I have to oversee my R&D division doing an analysis on an exotic matter with an expensive experimental spectrometer tomorrow!

Can we just put off the apocalypse thing on to the day after tomorrow?

But I have torture sessions all day then! What about Friday?

Quintolania wrote:But I have torture sessions all day then! What about Friday?

I'm testing my new golems that day. I need to make sure that they won't rebel and drown everything in a curtain of bullets. Sorry. How about Sunday?

Alicorn princess twilight sparkle

The Alicorns wrote:I'm testing my new golems that day. I need to make sure that they won't rebel and drown everything in a curtain of bullets. Sorry. How about Sunday?

You skipped Saturday. I can't think of a better way to face the apocalypse than while watching My Little Pony.

Alicorn princess twilight sparkle wrote:You skipped Saturday. I can't think of a better way to face the apocalypse than while watching My Little Pony.

I concur, also my scheduled meeting with the R&D team analyzing the exotic matter has been delayed due to a "resonance cascade" incident.

Conexus wrote:I concur, also my scheduled meeting with the R&D team analyzing the exotic matter has been delayed due to a "resonance cascade" incident.

I guess we need some sort of "free man" to solve that problem.

The Alicorns wrote:I guess we need some sort of "free man" to solve that problem.

I have agents already on the job, they usually report back right now, but I guess that incident at the R&D department takes a bit tad longer to solve.

Well it means you and I are free for tomorrow, if you're interested of course. I'm planning on visiting m- *ahem* your niece tomorrow, it has been like 5 years since w- you two last saw each other.

I wonder how she's doing?

Conexus wrote:

Well it means you and I are free for tomorrow, if you're interested of course. I'm planning on visiting m- *ahem* your niece tomorrow, it has been like 5 years since w- you two last saw each other.

I wonder how she's doing?

I thought you had her.

The Alicorns wrote:I thought you had her.

I do, *flattens ears* it's just that I'm tied down at work here.

Has it been 5 years? I lose track of time when being in a dark office for a very long time...

Oh Luna, what if she doesn't recognize me anymore, what if she hates me for neglecting for so long, what am I going to do?!

Give her access to your doomsday device controls? That should cheer her up.

Trotterdam wrote:Give her access to your doomsday device controls? That should cheer her up.

Or set one off and let her destroy it. Averting nuclear war is one of my favorite pastimes.

Conexus wrote:I do, *flattens ears* it's just that I'm tied down at work here.

Has it been 5 years? I lose track of time when being in a dark office for a very long time...

Oh Luna, what if she doesn't recognize me anymore, what if she hates me for neglecting for so long, what am I going to do?!

There,there... Whatever worries you have are probably just the paranoid ramblings of a CEO/spymaster. While it's actually only been around 3 months, I'm going to drag you out of that basement and locking you out of it. For my niece's good and because I can't bea... I can't afford to have an ally whose leader only knows the darkness of a basement. You need friends, acquaintances, quality time with your daughter. You can't really get those in basements.

Plus, I went down there once. Place was the most militarized in the entire realm, counting those in that warmongering republic puppet I have. Sweet Celestia, what are you doing down there?

The Alicorns wrote:the darkness of a basement.

I guess he's doing some black ops.

Greetings fellow Equestrians!

Paragia wrote:Greetings fellow Equestrians!

Salutations. I am Quintolania, and I would like to be the first to extend you a welcome to Equestria, the land of chaos, puns, and some other stuff, probably. Just... try not to start any apocalypses without scheduling them first, alright?

Paragia wrote:Greetings fellow Equestrians!

Hello! I'm the Alicorns, local rock distributor and tyra... benevolent, liberal empress. Quint said everything else that need to be said. Have fun~ (and lower your military budget)

The Alicorns wrote: (and lower your military budget)

No. :)

Paragia wrote:No. :)

Aww... I meant that in a good way. I just want your citizens to be happy and foster peace and harmony within the reason... After all, Brasilistan lacked any form of civility with my... er... its own citizens and as it turned out was quite erm... aggressive with negotiations when I tried to deal with them, so I decided to save them from themselves and give them a nicer status in society... *twitch* After all, I'm just a liberal college state.

Are you guys being ridiculous again?

"Again" would imply that we ever stopped.

Conexus, The Alicorns, and Quintolania

Paragia wrote:Greetings fellow Equestrians!

Aloha cousin, welcome to Equestria! Quint summed it up for you as a region of inconsistent fun, puns, and catastrophe around every corner. I'm Conexus your local legitimate business merchant and roommate of the all knowing Alicorns(or end up being part of Quint's territory). Anything you want, we have it right here at a reasonable price, and if you'll be our loyal frequent costumer, we'll throw in a discount!

We hope you have a splendid stay here!

The Alicorns wrote:You need some time out with family and friends.

I'm telecommuting 24/7, I sometimes forgot to feed myself, and the basement is like that to keep the elderitch horrors at bay. I should really stop for a moment and call in sick. So where are we gonna do our little family picnic?

Thank you for the warm welcome, now, Nation RPing aside, I'll introduce myself.

I used to play this game when I was in high school (well over 10 years ago, god I feel old now.), and decided to get back into it... man, do I wish I had my old nation back with the features this game has (My old nation, same name, had close to 5 billion people).

NEwho, I'm a 29-year-old Brony who loves all things Sci-Fi and a sucker for romantic comedy and a certain pink haired pegasus.

I'm an amateur writer, my work can be read on Fimfiction.net/user/tehphillzor where I just finished writing the 6th chapter for my MLP/Star Trek crossover titled "You Can't Go Home Again".

Look forward to playing this game with you guys.

Conexus, The Alicorns, and Quintolania

Paragia wrote:man, do I wish I had my old nation back with the features this game has

That's entirely possible, provided you remember the name and password. Expired nations aren't really deleted, they're just hidden out of the way to not clog up the world census lists, waiting for you to return.

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