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So in just a few days, there will be a terrible outbreak in Ellorea, due to a rogue lab rat escaping the Sailsian Biological Weapons Labratory. Of course, Sailsians are too clean a people to actually get infected from a rodent, but a tourist from the dirty shores of Solm will carry the filth back to their own country. From there, Z-Bola will wreak havoc on our fair region. The best minds in Sailsia will be put to work to find a cure for the mutated Z-Bola outbreak ravaging the world. As World Assembly Delegate, the President of Sailsia will enact legislation to close the regions borders in an attempt to keep the disease from spreading any quicker than we can avoid.

SailsCorp Pharmaceutical, LLC encourages all of the other nations of the world to put their own scientists on the job of finding a cure as soon as the outbreak happens. You may be wondering how we know what will happen in 9 days. Well, the answer is simple; we do not. It would be TERRIBLE if such an outbreak were to, by chance, occur. SailsCorp would stand to gain hundreds of billions of dollars due to the infection, but PUBLIC SAFETY is always our #1 concern, so we would never ever even consider intentionally releasing such a plague as Z-Bola on the region. Never. In fact, if any Ellorean citizen suggests such non-sense, we recommend that the appropriate authorities detain such rabble and send them to their local SailsCorp Security compound.