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Goddess Relief Office wrote:

He has a brother? Also in politics?

Yes, and he entered the mayoral race in the last hour before the bid deadline on 12 September 2014 after brother Rob Ford withdrew as a candidate.

I see the RMB was subject to some no-so-fun spamming...

These WA Census reports ranking my brother as "fattest" just shows the inherent liberal bias in the Toronto media and it makes me sick, they're all a bunch of morons.

Vote for me. Why? Because. I say so.

- Doug

Just realized that tomorrow is the anniversary of Rhuztovkia. Sept 15, 2013 is the birth of this amazing nation.

Rhuztovkia wrote:

Just realized that tomorrow is the anniversary of Rhuztovkia. Sept 15, 2013 is the birth of this amazing nation.

It's also Prince Harry's 30th. Coincidence... I think not!

Devil Heart wrote:

*throws a party and a street parade with floats for the occasion!*
Congrats Rhuztovkia, this is wonderful news!

Thank you, btw a shipment of beer, rum, maple syrup is on it's way to your nation. Let's all celebrate together!

Hey. Hey now. More inherent liberal bias right there - the media is full of scum, it really is.

Rob did one thing and one thing only: was the best mayor in the history of Toronto, Ontario, Canada, the world and the universe. Period. There's no arguing - it's FACT.

I'm going to win. And win big. Because I'm a Ford. And we're winners. Don't believe me? I'll hold another press conference at my Mom's house. Watch.

- Doug

I could use some rum, please.

Please don't mention Robbie's crack.

Won't somebody think of the children?

Stormaen wrote:

On it!

*Whips out the rum neat and slids it along a tray to ParrrrTay*

Thanks!
*gulp, gulp, gulp...hiccup*

IKEA Monkey wrote:

Doug, have you been smoking some of Robbie's crack recently?

Pfft, I only pushed drugs back in the 90's. Wait. No. That was just bullsh*t made up by The Globe and Mail.

Everyone hates us Fords. The people love us though. The newspapers hate us. Kathleen Wynne hates us. It doesn't matter. Average hard working tax paying individuals love us, we're just ordinary millionaires pretending to be like normal folks. And they love us.

Ask my Mom.

- Doug

It's a Dr. Who kind of day.