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The weltenbaum wrote:at lest im not a shetskin bronie

still whiter than u m8

The weltenbaum wrote:at lest im not a shetskin bronie

How is Adscia a bronie?

Grand adscia

Who else here is tired of them damn hipsters?

Grand adscia wrote:Who else here is tired of them damn hipsters?

We should violently murder them all to rid the world of their special little snowflake syndrome.

Korouse wrote:We should violently murder them all to rid the world of their special little snowflake syndrome.

That's not what hipsters are...

Rio de fuego

Grand adscia wrote:Who else here is tired of them damn hipsters?

Fukc them and their skinny trousers!

Geniocratics wrote:That's not what hipsters are...

Yeah, they're people who lay on their hips when smoking opium

Igoria wrote:Fukc them and their skinny trousers!

Skinny trousers are worn by Romanian douches, m8. Trust me on that one.

Skinny jeans are worn by them damn hipsters.

Rio de fuego wrote:Yeah, they're people who lay on their hips when smoking opium

Goddamned poppy and goddamned hipsters!

Which reminds me of this guy I know whose nickname is "Army Poppy".

Grand adscia wrote:Skinny trousers are worn by Romanian douches, m8. Trust me on that one.

Skinny jeans are worn by them damn hipsters.

Hey, my pants are skinny! I just think they're more comfortable.

Grand adscia wrote:Goddamned poppy and goddamned hipsters!

Which reminds me of this guy I know whose nickname is "Army Poppy".

Army Poppy? Explanation?

The weltenbaum

Rio de fuego wrote:How is Adscia a bronie?

Brownie, brown person. I wasn't grammaring good, you gobshite.

The weltenbaum wrote:Brownie, brown person. I wasn't grammaring good, you gobshite.

Sounds like a Furdian Slip to me

Rio de fuego wrote:Hey, my pants are skinny! I just think they're more comfortable.Army Poppy? Explanation?

I wear skinny pants too, I was satirising the hipster-haters. However, every dude I've ever met wearing skinny tracksuit trousers at school and when going out was a douche.

I like to make fun of douches by occasionally copying douchey aspects when near close friends (like, calling them "boss", "black man", "crow", etc.). One of the aspects I always satirise is the inability of douches to call people by their actual names instead of shortened, douchey variants. The guy's name is Armand. Notice how it transforms into Army. His last name is Popescu, and is thus transformed into Poppy.

Grand adscia wrote:I wear skinny pants too, I was satirising the hipster-haters. However, every dude I've ever met wearing skinny tracksuit trousers at school and when going out was a douche.

I like to make fun of douches by occasionally copying douchey aspects when near close friends (like, calling them "boss", "black man", "crow", etc.). One of the aspects I always satirise is the inability of douches to call people by their actual names instead of shortened, douchey variants. The guy's name is Armand. Notice how it transforms into Army. His last name is Popescu, and is thus transformed into Poppy.

A) Of course the Slavs wear skinny tracksuits. But seriously skinny trackpants are a thing?

B) I'm also afflicted with "I'm doing this stupid thing as a joke" syndrome

C) That is a terrible nickname

Rio de fuego wrote:A) Of course the Slavs wear skinny tracksuits. But seriously skinny trackpants are a thing?

B) I'm also afflicted with "I'm doing this stupid thing as a joke" syndrome

C) That is a terrible nickname

1. Yes.

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2. One other stupid thing I do is always saluting other people (including teachers, which makes me seem like a douche) with a modified version of the peace sign, which includes besides the middle and index fingers the thumb.

3. I plagiarised some gypsies I knew from middle school and started calling another friend of mine "the Turk". I guess Army Poppy isn't the worst nickname ever after all.

Grand adscia wrote:1. Yes.

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2. One other stupid thing I do is always saluting other people (including teachers, which makes me seem like a douche) with a modified version of the peace sign, which includes besides the middle and index fingers the thumb.

3. I plagiarised some gypsies I knew from middle school and started calling another friend of mine "the Turk". I guess Army Poppy isn't the worst nickname ever after all.

I) Gross
II) That's pretty great, I kind of want to come to school one day in all camo. Like the numerous wannabe rednecks
III) the Turk is better, to me anyway. Army Poppy sounds like what Indian Commonwealth soldiers called their opium ration.

Rio de fuego wrote:I) Gross
II) That's pretty great, I kind of want to come to school one day in all camo. Like the numerous wannabe rednecks
III) the Turk is better, to me anyway. Army Poppy sounds like what Indian Commonwealth soldiers called their opium ration.

1. Every Romanian teenager has worn one of those at least once during their lifetime.
2. I accepted this dare once and came to school the next day with two pairs of sunglasses (even though it's winter; one for the eyes, one for the chest), three Christian crosses, two pairs of watches and about five bracelets. I also consumed an entire tube of deodorant that day, and perfumed myself to such a degree that you could have smelled it from Atlanta. Thing is, I wasn't alone. I convinced my entire "pack" to do this as well. Wannabe rednecks? Do those exist?
3. What about "Adry" for "Adrian"?

Grand adscia wrote:1. Every Romanian teenager has worn one of those at least once during their lifetime.
2. I accepted this dare once and came to school the next day with two pairs of sunglasses (even though it's winter; one for the eyes, one for the chest), three Christian crosses, two pairs of watches and about five bracelets. I also consumed an entire tube of deodorant that day, and perfumed myself to such a degree that you could have smelled it from Atlanta. Thing is, I wasn't alone. I convinced my entire "pack" to do this as well. Wannabe rednecks? Do those exist?
3. What about "Adry" for "Adrian"?

1) Clear evidence that you are, in fact, Slavic
2) I feel this is a translation error but your phrasing made it seem like you ate an entire container of deodorant. Yes, they're southerners who live in the suburbs of an actual city, who want to be like their muh worse downstate kin.
3) Not terrible, it sounds like the actual name audry

The weltenbaum

Rio de fuego wrote:1) Clear evidence that you are, in fact, Slavic
2) I feel this is a translation error but your phrasing made it seem like you ate an entire container of deodorant. Yes, they're southerners who live in the suburbs of an actual city, who want to be like their muh worse downstate kin.
3) Not terrible, it sounds like the actual name audry

1. I am what I am, yo.
2. Consumed as in used up. Yeah, it's a translation error. I know wannabe gangsters and wannabe jocks, but rednecks? Srsly?
3. K then, what about "Tolix" or "Tol Tot" for "Tolea" (that one's a surname).

Grand adscia wrote:1. I am what I am, yo.
2. Consumed as in used up. Yeah, it's a translation error. I know wannabe gangsters and wannabe jocks, but rednecks? Srsly?
3. K then, what about "Tolix" or "Tol Tot" for "Tolea" (that one's a surname).

Oh, and wannabe football hooligans.

Grand adscia wrote:1. I am what I am, yo.
2. Consumed as in used up. Yeah, it's a translation error. I know wannabe gangsters and wannabe jocks, but rednecks? Srsly?
3. K then, what about "Tolix" or "Tol Tot" for "Tolea" (that one's a surname).

2) Yes really, literally any unsavory group has people who want to be like them
3) Tol Tot? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pol_Pot

Grand adscia wrote:Oh, and wannabe football hooligans.

They like to think they are "tough" guys obsessed with football, but in actuality they're just losers.

Rio de fuego wrote:2) Yes really, literally any unsavory group has people who want to be like them
3) Tol Tot? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pol_Pot

2. Like literally, I know spoiled kids who act like they're poor gangsters and not white.
3. I know, the nickname is a reference to the Khmer Rouge leader. I just replaced the P's with T's.

The weltenbaum

I love the end of Fiddler on the Roof.

Is Nationstates secretly owned by Sony and Target?

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