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President Tweets>Jelly Filled Donuts with Sprinkls will not tolerate a new Caliphate. Cease and Desist or you will be eradicated.
We are in full right to broadcast any signals we wish. If some of those happen to be on the same frequency as Radio free atlantis that is not your concern. RFA broadcasts over the internet and has a very robust YouTube channel as well. There are other options for listening to their propaganda.
As for your inference that we are some kind of Caliphate--ha! We're Eloquandi. We believe in Rhia'li, not Allah. She's a Goddess, not a God. Though some theologians say to a being as divine as She is--gender is an irrelevancy anyways. But we are pagan and we burn Korans to keep warm when we go camping. The second most popular religion in our land? Hellenic. Third? Atlantean Orthodox Christian. Fourth? Islam. Largely just popular in the south around the border with Sylshee, which happens to have a very high concentrate (the separatists who call themselves Atlantestan).
We are a Constitutional Monarchy with an ancient Royal bloodline, not a commoner despotism.
(OOC: Anyone seen 
Lemmingtopias? Really interested in what his calculations would show happening to the Atlantean Drachma after the collapse of 
Madrocea's government...it might help the RP situation now)
//A group of suited men and women approach a podium in a live broadcast on all the major Madrocean television networks whose towers haven't been ransacked in the last week
We simply wanted to announce that the totality of the Madrocean nuclear stockpile not in the hands of the former Chancellor Basilan of Madrocea outer territories is safely in the hands and under the control of the Unified Corporate Bank of Kanaid. We cannot speak for Basilan, but no nations with active UCBK branches in their borders ever need fear nuclear annihilation. In fact, you can be assured that our nuclear stockpile will PROTECT your nation.
There are many, many UCBK banks in my borders. But we are at war with you, so now we are seizing their assets. As of now, what belongs to UCBK in Matae, Esskalos, Gerellei, and the rest of the Outer Territories is officially incorporated into the Madrocean National Treasury. The order stands for the Homeland as well, when we return.
You would dare nationalise a private bank, Mr. Basilan? Clause 19 forbids that, without question. Those of us who served in the Assembly were right to oust you.
You do realize that I'm also an experienced Attorney with a highly prestigious run prior to my run for Governor, right? There's a loophole. We can legally sever a corporation's ties to a hostile foreign power, which, technically right now, you are. UCBK Matae is officially under orders to re-incorporate with local ownership and local administration. The Mataepolis regional main office is now corporate headquarters. As I actually am a shareholder (see Acct.#552-55521777108 please) with more shares than anybody else in my area, that makes all the UCBK branches under the Mataepolis umbrella... mine. Clause 19 has not been violated, here.
Whoops, looks I did do my homework this time. I'm donating my coffers to the cause. When Assembly Tower's lights are turned back on, Madrocea will no longer be bankrupt. And I will have saved the entire gods-damned nation. Prosperity Belongs to All.
We shall seize and re-issue your shares, then. Same principle applies to us in regards to you. Your account is no longer valid.
It's valid over here. Over here, my account says I'm the CEO. Looks like we've achieved corporate mitosis. It's just like nationalising your assets here, only it's actually legal. *Cuts contact*
//Taergeni soldiers storm and seize the single branch of the UCBK in the High Kingdom--a kiosk at Andriel/Tola'nae International Airport with an ATM and a single teller.
// The Congress of Jelly Filled Donuts with Sprinkls votes to prepare it's military for Intervention in the rising conflicts. The President moves the Armed Forces to DEFCON 4 in response.
General Wiren has prepared the national reserves and is launching project "Night Share" to help protect the Madrocean people
As I look out upon the raging battle field our proud region has become I can only think one thing. "Igor, you are getting this on video right? I want to be able to watch it later with some popcorn!".
[Igor: Yeth, mithress. Do you want the Benny Hill muthic ath the thoundtrack?]
So, who am I nuking?
Nuke Styfinson
Okay, but that seems a little unkind. Here in Democrolia,we believe in equality.
So ten nukes to each nation!
// President has Ordered all Armed Forces to DEFCON 2 in preparation to Nuclear Retaliation. Missile Defenses are Armed and ready for action. Industry becomes more militarized.
Something called force fields around each city have fun getting through those(they dissolve anything trying to go in)
Can't nuke me if i nuke you first
All that will come of nuking Polyspastonia is your nation's deserved demise, and more land being added to our glorious empire. Your land would not be the first to fall under the Imperator's power, nor would it be the last. Stand down, furcifer, lest you become another collapsed nation known only for their hubris.
valete.
Blasius Modestus.
You better look out, because we're going to somehow get nukes!
Ooh, that sounds lovely! How about I offer some tax exemption to top it all off?
Sounds magnificent! It has been good doing business with you.
Send us a list of anyone who might attack you with nuclear weapons and we shall keep their capitals, military command centers, and top industrial centers in the sights of our SIBCM (stealth ICBM's with counter-SDI measures) arsenal.
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