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minion chorus: me! me! me! please?
Things move more slowly in Antarctic climates. Being able to adapt to different conditions in different regions is one of our skills.
Come my little minions one dance and than to pooh corners to celebrate....we will surprise them
Oh yes! I shall be happy to dance once with each of you. You're right - adaptability is our forte!
*The first minion twirls on to the dance floor*
My apologies if I offended anyone by commenting on Antarctica's climate being chilly. It is a polar region, and well, I should have taken it into account.
Dons woolly legwarmers and continues to dance.
*Collective soldiers look around*
Soldier: Wait we're dancing now?
Mercenary: *puts on sunglasses* Time to strut my funky stuff
Assassin: Oh just let me contain my excitement *She says acting smug*
Merc: Mock all you want, in the prime of my youth i was the 80's disco king *Starts dancing*
(Rolls eyes)
*picks up eyes, cleans them of floor grit, hands them back*
Don't be embarrassed, it has happened to me before too.
I'm leaving (mumbles) crazy idiots
Well Antarctica its been fun......I wish to thankyou for your hospitality and of course your surrender. Feel free to drop by and visit.
Ok warriors pack it up and clean up don't want to leave trash in this beautifol region.
Plus we are doing a surprise visit to pooh corners.
Farewell antarctica
HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA Ha Ha dang queeny you're a funny one
*Carefully sweeps the dance floor, muttering* Leave only footprints.
(Pulls out gun shoots everyone but Ramazakal)
*Picks up bullets that have gone through ribs. Looks around to make sure everything is tidy. Nods.*
Hmm looks like this is going to be harder than I thought holds yo queeny remember my reap bear (whistles) meet frost bite (giant polar bear with red eyes walks in)
Hey cormac
*Collective skeletons pick bullets out of them*
Merc: *pulls out a rocket launcher* Ok your turn bub
Soldier: Oh let it go merc...He probably isn't worth the rocket
(Glare) you asked for this (eyes have red part of Nondoraus flag) (hands glow brown) Carieskinesis the ability to decay things you may be resistant to bullets but happens when the elements are turned on you (shoots bolt)
Hullo chaps! Sorry we've been away for so long, but we got snowed in. Anyone for a nice hot cuppa?
*Leaves gift boxes with marzipan roses*
* ° * ° * Dessert for Antarctica * ° * ° *
Biscotti Carlini
Macquarie macaroons
Vostok varenye
Concordia chocolates
Princess Elisabeth biscuit orange cake
Amundsen-Scott Bocconotto
* ° * ° * Dessert drink for Antarctica * ° * ° *
Esperanza coffee
Captain Noilly Prat vermouth
Extra endurant Shackleton hot chocolate drink
As good Antarctica explorers, the minions collect all debris left from dances and carousing. They board their icebreaker ship. Dreamily, they stand on board and look as the glittering penguin populated shore is left in the distance...
The Voltarum and British antarctica
Greetings my fellow Antarcticans!
Tomorrow marks the Summer Solstice, and the regional holiday Festival of the Sun. We wish all nations a safe and fun holiday, and hope everyone enjoys a nice midnight swim!
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In other news, The Voltarum has finished its main entry Factbook. We would enjoy it if you would take a look, like it, and give us any comments about grammatical or other errors. The link can be found on our nation page.
Thanks!
It is a great honour to be neighbours to you gentlemen of high standing.
Happy New Year to all of Antarctica!
An update to the map an census will take place at some point in the next few days. If any resident wishes placement on the map (and has been here for awhile...) please TG ASAP with placement request.
Thanks and enjoy 2015! (For those of you on the Gregorian Calendar anyway..)
-TV
No move, we're good. Happy New Year!
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