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Cer shuffled over to the embassy window and drew back the sash to look upon the foreign lands beyond. (Alas, he was attired in his invicta bathrobe and ducky slippers, being too lazy to put on his official skull and crossbones uniform.)

"Hey!" It was meant as a shout but came out as a creaky yawn. "You lot hear the NS++ news? viewtopic.php?p=20958232#p20958232."

Satisfied that he'd done at least one somewhat good deed for the day, and equally satisfied that the bathrobe was a good cloak (he usually preferred maintaining his assholish appearances and gruff demeanor), the tired bastard tottered back to bed.

Nightkill the emperor

Thade Invicta wrote:Cer shuffled over to the embassy window and drew back the sash to look upon the foreign lands beyond. (Alas, he was attired in his invicta bathrobe and ducky slippers, being too lazy to put on his official skull and crossbones uniform.)

"Hey!" It was meant as a shout but came out as a creaky yawn. "You lot hear the NS++ news? viewtopic.php?p=20958232#p20958232."

Satisfied that he'd done at least one somewhat good deed for the day, and equally satisfied that the bathrobe was a good cloak (he usually preferred maintaining his assholish appearances and gruff demeanor), the tired bastard tottered back to bed.

Nice.

Nationstatelandsville wrote:Not to my knowledge, I was just told to do this by Esty.

I have weak will, you know.

Yes.

Nightkill the emperor

viewtopic.php?p=20989039#p20989039

Seriously.

These people baffle me.

Creative vikings

That plane crash over Ukraine is pretty awful.

Nationstatelandsville

Creative vikings wrote:That plane crash over Ukraine is pretty awful.

..."Crash"?

Creative vikings

Nationstatelandsville wrote:..."Crash"?

You know what I mean.

Creative vikings wrote:You know what I mean.

Bets on who shot it down?

I'm laying 2:1 it was the separatists, but I'm curious to hear reasoning that it was the Ukrainians.

G-Tech Corporation wrote:Bets on who shot it down?

I'm laying 2:1 it was the separatists, but I'm curious to hear reasoning that it was the Ukrainians.

Because Putin is Jesus reborn and Ukrainians are spawn of Satan

Agritum wrote:Because Putin is Jesus reborn and Ukrainians are spawn of Satan

Ah, so you support the Presidential Reincarnation standpoint. I've heard that frequently from pravda, and they're good newsmen.

Seriously though, you should all read Pravda. It's an interesting take on most major news incidents.

G-Tech Corporation wrote:Seriously though, you should all read Pravda. It's an interesting take on most major news incidents.

Indeed! Here's an excerpt from one of their articles.

"RUSSIA IS MOST GLORIOUS NATION, CAN DO NO WRONG, IS HERO OF WORLD, THIRD ROME
AMERICA IS EVIL JEWISH JEWISH JEWISH MASTERMAND ZIONIST JEWISH JEWISH JEWISH JEWISH
PUTIN ALIVE IN SOMALIA"

Nightkill the emperor

Actually, Putin's quite against anti-semitism.

Nightkill the emperor wrote:Actually, Putin's quite against anti-semitism.

Someone should tell the anti-semites that.

Nationstatelandsville

Nightkill the emperor wrote:Actually, Putin's quite against anti-semitism.

"We cannot kill the Jews. They will be needed as slaves, like the others."

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmBOP

Post self-deleted by Seraven.

Good evening, gentlemen, and ladies, if any.

Seraven, a food servant for you.

Seraven wrote:Good evening, gentlemen, and ladies, if any.

Seraven, a food servant for you.

Silly Altito.

Liecthenbourg wrote:Silly Altito.

You must be mistaken...right?

I don't know, actually.

I mean, am I?

Seraven wrote:You must be mistaken...right?

I don't know, actually.

I mean, am I?

According to your deleted post you're Altito :P

Liecthenbourg wrote:According to your deleted post you're Altito :P

How do you able to saw it?

Seraven wrote:How do you able to saw it?

I saw it before you deleted it.

Liecthenbourg wrote:I saw it before you deleted it.

Oh. Good.

Seraven wrote:How do you able to saw it?

He robbed your brain. He robbed it!

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