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Gameboycolor wrote:Who wouldn't want a pet shark with a lazer beam attached to its head?

You speak true words, that you do. At least it wouldn't be so bad if there weren't bears wandering by our tents every night.

That was the one thing I couldn't get used to when going to the field; wild life, particularly of the variety that could have turned me into shredded meat, somehow making it into a guarded perimeter because one of the joes didn't secure their "pogey bait". Aside from that, no matter how miserable the weather or how long the op, it wasn't all that bad.

I like nature! ...As long as the creepy crawly verity stays out of my house... friggin bugs.

You're making me feel bad. I'm going glamping tomorrow for 4 nights. wood burning stove and camping matresses :)

A stove you say? Best we get are frameless heater packets in the MREs. One of Sergeants First Class brought an air mattress with him... smart thinking on his part.

'Ria, it's all fun and games until someone gets mauled by a bear for leaving some food in their tent.

What in the shining state of hell is glamping?

Something I do to friends offline. >_>

...I'm not sure how to take, or even how I WANT to take that....

>_>

You're getting confused with glomping.

http://www.scoopcharlotte.com/scoop-cms/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/glamping.jpg
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/glomping_19960e_673951.jpg

Glamping- glamorous camping or camping with technology or conveniences you don't need.

Best part of my day(which will last from 0130-2100)? Making coffee for the battalion staff and hoping I didn't mess up anything. Ok not used to electric coffee makers you see, I normally use a French press at home.

Yep. we don't have wifi though. that is a human right!!!

see you all on saturday!

Oooh no, there'll be no French dresses around here!

GBC, you don't figure on standing around in sub-freezing temperatures next winter watching some microwave sit upon a table again, do you?

Wait a minute! Hold on! Glamping? Can she do that? I mean, she's just still so young! Ooooooh, I remember her, still in diapers even, and now here time has brought us to an hour where she's going off on her own and.... * sob * It's just happy/sad is all.

Negative on the microwave watching, Assorro.

Tam, internet for TOC is via satellite because we 're cool like that.

Furious grandmothers

How rare is it to rank within the top 100 nations for any metric? Furious Grandmothers is apparently 60th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth, and it's not even an old nation by any measure.

Assorro wrote:Oooh no, there'll be no French dresses around here!

I will train a special military division of transvestites in 18th century French atire.

Sinovet, will you require fine silks by any chance? I have recently happened across a cache of some of the finest Atlantigrian spider silk.

Spiders?! Where?!

Gameboycolor wrote:Sinovet, will you require fine silks by any chance? I have recently happened across a cache of some of the finest Atlantigrian spider silk.

Why the finest silks of the land would do nicely in my ensembles. I thank thee.

*twitches mumbling about friggin spiders*

..Raid. Need Raid. Who's got the Raid?

Hm... I do believe I last saw Assorro with a box of Raid cans muttering about swimming pools and roof jumps.

This is terrible news... it's probably all gone now..

Hey, you know, the monkeys would just grab up those spiders and call them lunch, okay? My Raid! Mine!

Atlantigria, there are no spiders. They're just creating 18th century transvestites again without a licence.

50 Things You Didn't Know About The Wizard of Oz

Did you know Shirley Temple was the frontrunner to play Dorothy? That Jello powder was used to colour the horses? That the green Wicked Witch makeup was toxic or that Toto was a female dog named Terry? I didn't know.

http://flavorwire.com/411724/50-things-you-didnt-know-about-the-wizard-of-oz

You're just saying that so I won't try and mush them!

That's pretty interesting, about Oz

Don't be mushing Spiders. Spiders are our friends.

Hey, would you like me to show you how to put some flavour into your cooking? I'd be happy to do it right now if you like?

Woohoo, #1 for least corrupt!

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