WA Delegate (non-executive): The Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey of Hydroponic Nation (elected 4 years 87 days ago)
Regional Power: Very High
Today's World Census Report
The Rudest Citizens in Wysteria
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were the rudest.
As a region, Wysteria is ranked 310th in the world for Rudest Citizens.
|31.||The Sleepy Floaty Isles of Dienes||New York Times Democracy||“These fists were made for punching!”|
|32.||The Green and Pleasant Dominion of The Bruce||Civil Rights Lovefest||“There is a Dream, Dreaming Us.”|
|33.||The Wealthy Evil Empire of Zamberdaf||Corporate Police State||“No moto since 1902”|
|34.||The Free Land of Industrolia||Anarchy||“Manus manum lavat”|
|35.||The United States of Drakkel||Capitalist Paradise||“Give them what they want, then give them what you want”|
|36.||The Grand Imperial Province of Pendulous||Benevolent Dictatorship||“Pseudaletia Unipuncta”|
|37.||The Fertile Islands of Uichi Ryu||Corrupt Dictatorship||“Victory, Law, Purity”|
|38.||The Worker's State of Silver Star HQ||Anarchy||“Workers of the world, unite!”|
|39.||The Huddled Terrified Masses of Keyser Soze||Capitalizt||“Then he showed those men of will what will really was.”|
|40.||The Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey of Hydroponic Nation||Anarchy||“All Your Cookies Are Belong To Us”|
- 10 minutes ago: The Republic of De Saderia arrived from The North Pacific.
- 21 minutes ago: The Kingdom of Le Goblins arrived from Tychrome.
- 46 minutes ago: The Colony of An Obvious Drasnian Puppet departed this region for Okatama.
- 2 hours ago: The Colony of Suck my dong departed this region for Communist Red guard.
- 2 hours ago: The Colony of Suck my dong arrived from Communist Red guard.
- 3 hours ago: The Matriarchy of The Realm Of No Return 12 of the region Union of world empires withdrew an invitation to construct embassies.
- 6 hours ago: The Most Serene Republic of Chicken Gumbo of the region Louisiana Alliance x Alliance Louisiane proposed constructing embassies.
- 20 hours ago: The Federal Republic of New hittite of the region Union of world empires proposed constructing embassies.
- 21 hours ago: The Armed Republic of Ruffian of the region Migrating Coconuts proposed constructing embassies.
- 22 hours ago: The Queendom of Puff the magical Dragon departed this region for Kingdom Hearts.
Wysteria Regional Message Board
Did someone say free metal salvage? ;>)
We are still waiting for Wysteria Disease Control Center, Lab report to see if the debris are Toxic or not?!
Our Scientist concluded that the weight of the Metal debris sits around 23 TON
Now its A Simple Matter of Ownership!!!!???? --> Its The Curiously Violent Orphans of Deadcatistan Orbital (Metal Heaven) BUT its in our Territory......
*looks down at Biohazard counter, backs away slowly* Um, yeah, it's free salvage to anyone who wants it…
Getting a Lump of Coal
It’s a short-term market report today, with mall rats last featured November 14th, under a month ago. The “+” indicates moving up the ranks from the last time this category was featured; “-“ indicates losing ranks; and nothing means that your ranking was unchanged. That or you weren’t in the region last time this category was shown (Silver Star HQ). Only when short-term variations, up or down, are part of an overall trend should they be considered a diagnosis of your movement in the overall standings.
The Wysterian market index was down 7 ranks in the world standings owing to everyone in the marketing departments blowing off work to go Christmas shopping.
The Largest Mining Sector in the World: December 11th
Nak nak 2nd, Complete Bastards 3rd, the Grendels 4th, Koffee 6th (+1), the Centauri 7th (-1), Sdaeriji 9th, Isla Vista 15th, Tremalkier 18th, Wulfhelm 22nd (+1), Cosmovania 38th (+1).
The Zocalo 43rd, Miratejo 47th, the Captain 54th (+1), Zyklon B 65th (-1), Mackintosh 78th (+1), Marldeep 87th (-1), Dub Dizzle 100th (-3) Dienes 116th (+8), the Colonial Fleet 143rd (+3), Galicia-Volhynia 180th (-2).
Cthonian Wasteland 202nd (-2), Wars Forever 291st, Obstinacy 324th (-3), Qanzona 422nd (-3), Medved 459th, Byzlovki 602nd (-1), South East Europe 725th (-23), Mort Nex 757th (-1), Silver Star HQ 774th, the Comedian 877th (+18).
Great news, everyone! Borderland Salvage will be doing extensive local hiring for this job, to help stimulate the local economy and provide opportunities to suppliers of cancer pharmaceuticals.
In the last 24H , herzil Foreign Minister. Mrs Florenza Demille has been asked to join and participate in 3 new Raiding clubs, a baking Club, be featured in The House ministers of the WA although the last one had a pornish flare to it....
I would take up the offer on the the baking club, not to offend, but your rhubarb pie could use some work.
Welllll, Thats goes to show you The Holiest Of The Holy Lands of Deep south Borland that one should also follow the Joy of Baking with Classic recipes.
Of course ever since the fallout of The Curiously Violent Orphans of Deadcatistan RR orbital we had some major issues getting good Peachy Rhubarb....
But your right, The minister should sign up for the baking club, they did promise an Apron colored in each nation flag for each participant.
peachy rhubarb... nom
...can I have some gold? Give me your gold?...