Wysteria RMB Wysteria was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 57

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Brains Are In The Freezer of Hydroponic Nation (elected )

Founder: The Green and Pleasant Dominion of The Bruce

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Founded December 21st, 2002, by some D&D players from Canada.

We are an International Online Community. Our Green and Pleasant Region extends a warm welcome to those who wish to join.

Allied with Texas and The Heartland.

Roleplaying Tech Level: Modern

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Embassies: Texas, The Heartland, Yggdrasil, The Skeleton Army, 10000 Islands, The Cuckoos Egg, and Canada.

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Regional Power: Very High

Wysteria contains 145 nations, the 76th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Lowest Unemployment Rates in Wysteria

World Census experts studied the ratings of daytime television chat shows to determine which nations have the lowest rates of unemployment.

As a region, Wysteria is ranked 363rd in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
31.The Deadly Kitten Assassins of of DeadcatistanInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! Nobody!”
32.The Republic of CivCorpCompulsory Consumerist State“new motto pending”
33.The Caphtorian Province of BeriloniaAnarchy“Eirene kai Evimeria”
34.The Nihilist Hippy Commune of UmmagummaLiberal Democratic Socialists“You are only coming through in waves.”
35.The Constitutional Monarchy of AchtervolgingLeft-Leaning College State“Om het Beste na te streven”
36.The Gentle Peoples of Outter MicronesiaWA MemberLiberal Democratic Socialists“My rights end where yours begin...”
37.The Tangled Web of The SpindralaCompulsory Consumerist State“If you can afford me, then buy me. It won't save you.”
38.The United States of DrakkelCorporate Police State“Give them what they want, then give them what you want”
39.The Republic of AukariaCapitalist Paradise“Blessings Upon Your Noble House”
40.The Tire-Burning Torque Engine of HotRodia IIAnarchy“Burn Out or Bust”
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The Republic of Ruba Xavaria wrote:Rest of world: "Please cut spending Greece we need our money back."
Greece: "How dare you ask us to be responsible with our money!"


Well the backstory to that is something like:
Greece: "We need money! World Bank & IMF please help!"
Banks: "Sure guys, we can set you up with a low (variable) interest loan, which we can then bundle and sell to investors at AA/AAA ratings, just like the U.S. did with subprime mortgages! (nobody tell Greece or anyone who actually lives in the EU)"
Greece: "Thanks guys! You really saved our butts!... Why do our statements say 35% interest?"
Banks: "Oh, that's an error. Let's just fix that. [bundles projected interest into even larger loan with legal conditions attached], this will bail you right out of your bailout, and prevent you from bankruptcy by preemptively putting you on the kind of payment plan that comes with bankruptcy (except much, much more draconian, going far beyond punitive), and if you sign this right here, we can nationalize the debt on both ends, so that our agreement is government backed! It's like an insurance policy for you!" [passes on debt to EU citizens and washes hands of the affair.]
Germany: "GIVE US OUR MONEY RIGHT NOW OR CUT ALL OF THE FUNDING UNTIL YOU CAN! ALL YOUR MONEY ARE BELONG TO US!"
Greece: "Guys, we can't pay this, and our people are starving and destitute because 'austerity' keeps cutting public welfare!... guys?"
Germany: "How dare you not repay your debts with the money you should be making after we crippled your economy!"
Greece: "But Germany never payed it's promised debts from either World War, and most economists agree that was the reason for your 'economic miracle'. How can you enforce a double standard?!"
Germany: "YOU HEARD IT EVERYBODY GREECE IS A LIAR AND A CHEAT!" [proceeds to beat Greece like it owes them money]
Banks: [swimming in moneypits LMAO]

Or at least that's my take. It's equally and oppositely biased for objectivity.

Feel free to continue this in PMs. (not here)

Hi!

Yoooo, our noble nation just migrated here, be sure to visit; don't worry clowns are killed on sight.

Start Your Economic Engines!

It’s a long-term market report today, with auto plants last featured January 30th, nearly seven months ago. The “+” indicates moving up the ranks from the last time this category was featured; “-“ indicates losing ranks; and nothing means that your ranking was unchanged. That or either you weren’t in the region last time this category was shown (CivCorp, Flanderosa, the Imperial Remnant, and Amalgamated Conglomerates). Only when short-term variations, up or down, are part of an overall trend should they be considered a diagnosis of your movement in the overall standings.

The Wysterian market index was up 310 ranks in the world standings.

The Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector in the World: August 25th

Nak nak 1st, Koffee 3rd (-1), the Centauri 4th (-1), Isla Vista 8th, Wulfhelm 9th (+2), Tremalkier 12th (+1), Complete Bastards 13th (+1), the Zocalo 21st (+3), the Captain 24th (-1), the Bruce 30th (+2).

Mackintosh 37th (+6), Grendels 42nd (+5), Miratejo 48th (+1), Marldeep 54th (+3), Go Canucks Go 98th (+14), Wars Forever 158th (+40), Caphtoria 159th (+11), Dub Dizzle 201st (+10), Live to Ride 271st (+106), Keyser Soze 293rd (+125).

HotRodia II 412th (-23), Ummagumma 457th (-3), CivCorp 469th, Flanderosa 472nd, Equus 546th (-12), the Imperial Remnant 895th, Amalgamated Conglomerates 936th, Zamberdaf 965th (+3), Galicia-Volhynia 993rd (+18).

Welcome to Curdistan!

It’s a medium-term market report today, with curds and whey last featured March 13th, nearly six months ago. The “+” indicates moving up the ranks from the last time this category was featured; “-“ indicates losing ranks; and nothing means that your ranking was unchanged. That or either you weren’t in the region last time this category was shown (CivCorp). Only when short-term variations, up or down, are part of an overall trend should they be considered a diagnosis of your movement in the overall standings.

The Wysterian market index was down 55 ranks in the world standings. While the main trend in the market was up, there was a major epidemic of rodents in both Nak nak and Wars Forever, causing both nations to fall hard in the world rankings.

The Largest Cheese Export Sector in the World: August 26th

The Grendels 2nd, the Centauri 3rd, Koffee 4th, Isla Vista 8th, Wulfhelm 11th (+1), Complete Bastards 13th (+1), Tremalkier 14th (+1), the Zocalo 19th, Miratejo 23rd (-1), Marldeep 45th (+3).

Mackintosh 52nd (+11), Obstinacy 61st (-4), Galicia-Volhynia 66th (+1), the Captain 109th (+2), Florenzia 116th, Stragalestranspets 195th (-3), Caphtoria 270th (-7), Go Canucks Go 315th (+46), the Bruce 338th (+147), Flanderosa 389th (+3).

Dub Dizzle 418th (+23), Live To Ride 503rd (+197), CivCorp 522nd, Nak nak 671st (-662), Keyser Soze 759th (+163), Wars Forever 656th (-1), Aukaria 955th (+24).

Should be a good night, tonight, for Northern Lights...if it wasn't for all the clouds spoiling the show.

I don't think I've dismissed as many issues as I have been lately. It's like an issue mine field out there!

Live To Ride

Sometimes you can go straight to the NS Technical forum to find someone foaming at the mouth over the effects of a new issue. That can be helpful.

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