WA Delegate (non-executive): The Thin Mints R In The Freezer of Hydroponic Nation (elected 4 years 348 days ago)
Regional Power: Extremely High
Today's World Census Report
The Largest Trout Fishing Sector in Wysteria
As a region, Wysteria is ranked 1st in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
- 66 minutes ago: The Holy Empire of Teslana departed this region for Cat Empire.
- 68 minutes ago: The Holy Empire of Teslana arrived from Bloodbender Heaven.
- 19 hours ago: The Dominion of Ko-Iron ceased to exist.
- 20 hours ago: The NationState of Spadanera arrived from The Rejected Realms.
- 23 hours ago: The People's Land of Mosolo departed this region for The Coalition of Democratic Nations.
- 1 day 4 hours ago: The Revolutionary Red Paragon of Galnius departed this region for Europe.
- 1 day 7 hours ago: The Armed Republic of The Free Rebublic Of Liberty ceased to exist.
- 2 days 7 hours ago: The Republic of Nordcreats ceased to exist.
- 2 days 11 hours ago: The Protectorate of The Dog Catcher arrived from The East Pacific.
- 2 days 15 hours ago: The Grand Syndicate of -Yomamastan- arrived from Osiris.
Wysteria Regional Message Board
We don't have mutant lobsters in the Indomitable Borderlands, but we do have a 'healthy' population of Sharktakons, after a lab breach at GenSoup Biological Design.
Hello, I have returned from the dead to feast on the helpless lobsters.
*peering through reading glasses at notes* Is there a Mr. I.B. Grendels in the region? You've been reported for running wild without a rabies shot. Now where...ah! There you are, on the first page!
Can I come to lobsterfest O.o
Hooray, it's Lobster Fest Day! Honour your nation's crustaceans on this day!
Lobster Fest was awesome! There were 2.5 pound lobsters and Keg sized drinks!
It’s a long-term market report today, with drift net fisheries last featured February 8th, over six months ago. The “+” indicates moving up the ranks from the last time this category was featured; “-“ indicates losing ranks; and nothing means that your ranking was unchanged. That or you weren’t in the region last time this category was shown (Caphtoria and Live To Ride). Only when short-term variations, up or down, are part of an overall trend should they be considered a diagnosis of your movement in the overall standings.
The Wysterian market index was up 667 ranks in the world standings.
The Largest Trout Fishing Sector in the World: August 30th
Nak nak 1st, Complete Bastards 4th (-1), the Grendels 5th, the Centauri 6th (+1), Koffee 8th, Sdaeriji 10th (-1), Isla Vista 17th (-2), Wulfhelm 21st, Cosmovania 24th (+4), Tremalkier 25th (-1).
Miratejo 33rd, the Zocalo 48th (+5), Dienes 55th (+3), Mackintosh 62nd (+12), the Captain 63rd (-1), Galicia-Volhynia 96th (-1), the Colonial Fleet 117th (+25), Marldeep 120th (+5), Caphtoria 187th, Dub Dizzle 199th (+3).
Cthonian Wasteland 210th (-17), Qanzona 325th (-15), Wars Forever 337th (+18), the Comedian 498th (+162), South East Europe 571st (+25), Go Canucks Go 633rd (+51), Live To Ride 680th, Keyser Soze 897th (+373), Obstinacy 926th (-71), Zamberdaf 937th (+90).
You might be out of your pay grade. We're related closer to wolves but only related to them as the humans are to chimps or whatever other eatable primate they evolved from.
I noticed that we never have Kitten Fest in Wysteria. It's high time we had a gathering based on kitten related dishes! ;>)
I existed only to fall https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1zBG2TEjn4