Wysteria RMB Wysteria was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 57

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Thin Mints R In The Freezer of Hydroponic Nation (elected 5 years 34 days ago)

Founder: The Green and Pleasant Dominion of The Bruce

World Factbook Entry

Founded December 21st, 2002, by some D&D players from Canada.

We are an International Online Community. Our Green and Pleasant Region extends a warm welcome to those who wish to join.

Allied with Texas and The Heartland.

Roleplaying Tech Level: Modern

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Visit the Wysterian Forum and more at: LinkNationStates Wysteria - the Website

Embassies: Texas, The Heartland, Yggdrasil, The Skeleton Army, 10000 Islands, The Cuckoos Egg, and Canada.

Tags: Map, Modern Tech, Enormous, Offsite Forums, Role Player, Commended, and World Assembly.

Regional Power: Extremely High

Wysteria contains 162 nations, the 59th most in the world.


Today's World Census Report

The Largest Gambling Industry in Wysteria

As a region, Wysteria is ranked 1st in the world for Largest Gambling Industry.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Indomitable Borderlands of The GrendelsCapitalist Paradise“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”
2.The Burlesque Republic of The CentauriCompulsory Consumerist State“What do you want you Moon-Faced Assassin of Joy?”
3.The Richly Blended Peoples of KoffeeCapitalist Paradise“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
4.The Revolutionary Force of Nak nakCorporate Police State“Power to the people!!All hail Nak Nak!!”
5.The Imperial Dominion of SdaerijiCompulsory Consumerist State“You want it to be one way, but it's the other way.”
6.The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla VistaCapitalist Paradise“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”
7.The Soul-Crushing Factories of WulfhelmCorporate Police State“Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto”
8.The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of TremalkierAnarchy“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”
9.The Dominion of Complete BastardsCorporate Police State“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”
10.The Sexy Spacefaring Shogunate of The ZocaloCapitalist Paradise“The Babylon Project was a Dream given Form.”
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Last poll: “Pie or Cake?”

Regional Happenings


Wysteria Regional Message Board

The Holiest of the Holy Lands of Deep south Borland wrote:"Gentle People" indeed.

"Gentle" but no nonsense. ;)

The PotPourri Octo of Herzil wrote:Am I to understand Deep south Borland that you have yet to register your athletes to the Islander's beach championship because

they dont have Head-over-Heels Bathing Suits that will be suitable according to your holy regulations?!

Registered... what say you now Herzil?

The Gentle Peoples of Outter Micronesia wrote:"Gentle" but no nonsense. ;)

Not really sure how to respond to that...My Holy See will get back to you with what I assume will be a "Snappy Comeback"

It seems, at least from the list of Athletes you submitted that you are planning to teach "The Natives" of The Islands The Sacred vows of Moral & Holy Decency.

The PotPourri Octo of Herzil wrote:It seems, at least from the list of Athletes you submitted that you are planning to teach "The Natives" of The Islands The Sacred vows of Moral & Holy Decency.

Is that even allowed on foreign soil?

Well, if history has taught us anything, is that everything is possible if you are Buff Blond and Beautiful...whether you were a potato sack or a bikini!!

but specifically to the islands we will have to ask Candy Lane, XKI Ambassador to Wysteria. Im sure he will be able to clarify a bit more on the issue of Conversion....

Trust everyone, but always cut the cards.

It’s a medium-term market report today, with the glitzy casino lights last featured June 24th, nearly four months ago. The “+” indicates moving up the ranks from the last time this category was featured; “-“ indicates losing ranks; and nothing means that your ranking was unchanged. That or you weren’t in the region last time this category was shown (the Merchant Guilds, Caphtoria, and Live To Ride). Only when short-term variations, up or down, are part of an overall trend should they be considered a diagnosis of your movement in the overall standings.

The Wysterian market index was up 201 ranks in the world standings.

Largest Gambling Industry in the World: October 19th

The Grendels 1st, the Centauri 2nd, Koffee 3rd, Nak nak 4th, Sdaeriji 10th, Isla Vista 11th, Wulfhelm 13th, Tremalkier 16th, Complete Bastards 19th (-1), The Zocalo 25th (+1).

The Captain 26th (-2), Cosmovania 32nd (+3), Miratejo 34th (-3), Dienes 51st (+2), Marldeep 53rd (+2), Mackintosh 60th (+4), the Colonial Fleet 89th, the Merchant Guilds 163rd, Galicia-Volhynia 188th (-3), Caphtoria 261st.

Go Canucks Go 262nd (+12), Qanzona 389th (+11), the Comedian 424th (+109), South East Europe 438th (+28), Dub Dizzle 534th (+5), Medved 579th (-4), Wars Forever 614th (+51), the Bruce 708th (-25), Live To Ride 777th, Obstinacy 867th (+11).

Zombies and a beach party! I can't see any downside to this. ;>)

Well consider its a Tropical weather I would think The Grendels need to fear Humid more than anything else

Just the picture of your athletes fur looking like damp hair might cause Panic not to mention lose in the fashion event

Wysteria Stuff Updates

Sign-ups for the Islander's Beach Championship will end on October 28th! It's a pan-regional beach party and sporting event of the Cross Regional Games committee. Your athletes will be able to compete in 8 different events for this 2 week long beach extravaganza. Register today!


Rumours of the impending Zombie Apocalypse continue. For the last couple years, The regions of NationStates have fought off or in most cases succumbed to the waves of mindless, flesh eating monsters that are the things of nightmares. Last year, Wysteria was one of the few regions able to mount a defence against the zombies and we're hoping to do so again. Naturally, that doesn't stop the game admins from deciding instead this year to make our nations all go trick or treating in customs wearing other nation's flags, but we're mostly preparing for a Zombie Apocalypse!

On the Forum front, a lot of work has gone into the Wysterian Forum 2.0. Given that this region has been around for nearly twelve years, a lot of threads on top of threads have accumulated in our forum, internal region alliances have come and gone, as have many players in that time. We're currently most of the way through the big archiving project that will put all pre-2012 threads into a newly made Archive section. We've also streamlined things a bit for those of you using handheld devises. Delegate section archiving has been done a little differently, with a WA-UN Record subforum to hold all threads from previous delegates.


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