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Wysteria RMB Wysteria was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 57

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Brains Are In The Freezer of Hydroponic Nation (elected 5 years 197 days ago)

Founder: The Green and Pleasant Dominion of The Bruce

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Founded December 21st, 2002, by some D&D players from Canada.

We are an International Online Community. Our Green and Pleasant Region extends a warm welcome to those who wish to join.

Allied with Texas and The Heartland.

Roleplaying Tech Level: Modern

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    FactbookMiscellaneous by Herzil 2 days 22 hours ago. 325 reads.

Embassies: Texas, The Heartland, Yggdrasil, The Skeleton Army, 10000 Islands, The Cuckoos Egg, and Canada.

Tags: Map, Modern Tech, Enormous, Offsite Forums, Role Player, Commended, and World Assembly.

Regional Power: Very High

Wysteria contains 164 nations, the 76th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Agricultural Sector in Wysteria

As a region, Wysteria is ranked 7th in the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Indomitable Borderlands of The GrendelsCompulsory Consumerist State“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”
2.The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla VistaCapitalist Paradise“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”
3.The Burlesque Republic of The CentauriCompulsory Consumerist State“What do you want you Moon-Faced Assassin of Joy?”
4.The Richly Blended Peoples of KoffeeCapitalist Paradise“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
5.The Imperial Dominion of SdaerijiCompulsory Consumerist State“You want it to be one way, but it's the other way.”
6.The Soul-Crushing Factories of WulfhelmCorporate Police State“Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto”
7.The All-Consuming Hive Mind of CosmovaniaCorporate Police State“Pray for Cosmovania....”
8.The Dominion of Complete BastardsCorporate Police State“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”
9.The Sexy Spacefaring Shogunate of The ZocaloCapitalist Paradise“The Babylon Project was a Dream given Form.”
10.The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of TremalkierCorporate Bordello“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”
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The Republic of The Clark wrote:Tenis? Why not ultimate frisbee?


Everyone knows the only true ultimate frisbee is played with anti-tank mines, set on a hair trigger.

The PotPourri Octo of Herzil wrote:Thats understandable given that your expedition team was busy partying with a lot of other furry animals near the fire


Our hunting-I mean alpine team got a little carried away with provisioning themselves and sort of turned your wilderness into an all you can eat buffet. Grendels are known to get a bit carried away when they practice Eco-tourism. Just be glad they didn't bring logging trucks this time. ;>)

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The Cross Regional Games Committee which consist of the core regions: Wysteria, Yggdrasil, Texas & XKI

has voted Unanimity in favor of Both Canada & Mordor to receive full Membership Stats at the CRG Committee

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In Addition: The Cross Regional Tennis Association would like to remind you that during the month of April, The Bruce will host A Tennis Tournament of Grand Slam Scale.
More Details will be published by The Bruce later on.

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Pop Quiz!

It’s another short-term market report today, with soda bottlers last featured December 30th, nearly three months ago. The “+” indicates moving up the ranks from the last time this category was featured; “-“ indicates losing ranks; and nothing means that your ranking was unchanged. That or you weren’t in the region last time this category was shown (Florenzia, Flanderosa, and Amalgamated Conglomerates). Only when short-term variations, up or down, are part of an overall trend should they be considered a diagnosis of your movement in the overall standings.

The Wysterian market index was up 613 ranks in the world standings. Today, one of the last industries in the world census seeing the results of the new NS ranking system, with nations subjected to wild swings in either direction in the standings.

The Largest Soda Pop Sector in the World: March 29th

The Centauri 2nd (+3), the Grendels 3rd (-1), Koffee 4th (+3), Isla Vista 7th (+2), Tremalkier 8th (+7), Sdaeriji 9th (+3), Wulfhelm 10th (+3), Complete Bastards 12th (-8), the Zocalo 18th (+13), Miratejo 20th (+9).

Nak nak 22nd (-19), Cosmovania 37th (-11), Mackintosh 47th (+9), Marldeep 52nd (+15), Caphtoria 74th (+53), Galicia-Volhynia 86th (+52), Florenzia 113th, Go Canucks Go 134th (+217), Keyser Soze 150th (+403), the Captain 282nd (-221).

Flanderosa 446th, Live To Ride 538th (+9), HotRodia II 567th (+809), Wars Forever 689th (-461), Pelusian 694th (+136), Mort Nex 877th (-339), Drakkel 1069th (+399), Amalgamated Conglomerates1168th, Medved 1182nd (-694), Berilonia 1310th (+222).

Post by Feetsniffingfetishland suppressed by a moderator.

I know :

"The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
So ya gotta hang on
'Til tomorrow
Come what may"

I'm not sure how we got to the top 1% of the world for most popular tourist destinations. Our series of ironic tourist pamphlets are having great results!

"The Indomitable Borderlands. You'll come for the chance to be bitten on one of our overcrowded subways. You'll stay for the chance to climb a mountain of toxic waste, while dodging sheet lightning! Book a vacation at one of our famous hunting preserves, where the things of nightmares will save you the trouble and hunt you instead!"

First of all most of us already amend our Traveling regulations to include A "Dont bring your pet with you to The Grendels". Which is of course a Vital info in order to maintain Sanity.

Second We made sure that our citizens who wish to Travel to your fair land were aware that "Everything is Kosher for Eating at The Grendels". So Tourists now have more motivation to visit.

Hey friends! If you are playing Cards against NationStates;

Ananke and I thought it might be a good idea to create a larger room to pool all our old friends together. So we have taken the liberty of including Wysteria among the group.

Our room is called called "XKI Texas Yggdrasil Wysteria Canada Valhalla and FRIENDS"

Link: page=cardgame/gameid=334?joingame=1

It'll be great if you could join us there! :)

The Bruce

The PotPourri Octo of Herzil wrote:First of all most of us already amend our Traveling regulations to include A "Dont bring your pet with you to The Grendels". Which is of course a Vital info in order to maintain Sanity.


We encourage all visitors to bring kittens, as they are customary house warming gifts. ;>)

nation=the_grendels/detail=factbook/id=95568

The Celestial Realm of Goddess Relief Office wrote:Hey friends! If you are playing Cards against NationStates;

Ananke and I thought it might be a good idea to create a larger room to pool all our old friends together. So we have taken the liberty of including Wysteria among the group.

Our room is called called "XKI Texas Yggdrasil Wysteria Canada Valhalla and FRIENDS"

Link: page=cardgame/gameid=334?joingame=1

It'll be great if you could join us there! :)


This is better than Cards Against Humanity!

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