WA Delegate (non-executive): The Brains Are In The Freezer of Hydroponic Nation (elected 5 years 197 days ago)
Regional Power: Very High
Today's World Census Report
The Largest Agricultural Sector in Wysteria
As a region, Wysteria is ranked 7th in the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
|1.||The Indomitable Borderlands of The Grendels||Compulsory Consumerist State||“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”|
|2.||The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista||Capitalist Paradise||“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”|
|3.||The Burlesque Republic of The Centauri||Compulsory Consumerist State||“What do you want you Moon-Faced Assassin of Joy?”|
|4.||The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee||Capitalist Paradise||“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”|
|5.||The Imperial Dominion of Sdaeriji||Compulsory Consumerist State||“You want it to be one way, but it's the other way.”|
|6.||The Soul-Crushing Factories of Wulfhelm||Corporate Police State||“Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto”|
|7.||The All-Consuming Hive Mind of Cosmovania||Corporate Police State||“Pray for Cosmovania....”|
|8.||The Dominion of Complete Bastards||Corporate Police State||“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”|
|9.||The Sexy Spacefaring Shogunate of The Zocalo||Capitalist Paradise||“The Babylon Project was a Dream given Form.”|
|10.||The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier||Corporate Bordello||“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”|
- 4 hours ago: The Green and Pleasant Dominion of The Bruce updated the World Factbook entry.
- 8 hours ago: Company ceased to exist.
- 8 hours ago: Jennifergovernment ceased to exist.
- 12 hours ago: The United Kingdom of Singapruza departed this region for Somstratzkan Overseas Territories.
- 17 hours ago: The Dictatorship of Styrgia arrived from The Fascist Union.
- 20 hours ago: The Empire of Cresenthia of the region The Second European Empire proposed constructing embassies.
- 1 day 8 hours ago: Avaridor ceased to exist.
- 1 day 8 hours ago: Half-milers ceased to exist.
- 1 day 13 hours ago: The United Kingdom of Singapruza arrived from The Pacific.
- 2 days 1 hour ago: The Imperial Headquarters of Osorno departed this region for Union of Nationalists.
Wysteria Regional Message Board
Everyone knows the only true ultimate frisbee is played with anti-tank mines, set on a hair trigger.
Our hunting-I mean alpine team got a little carried away with provisioning themselves and sort of turned your wilderness into an all you can eat buffet. Grendels are known to get a bit carried away when they practice Eco-tourism. Just be glad they didn't bring logging trucks this time. ;>)
The Cross Regional Games Committee which consist of the core regions: Wysteria, Yggdrasil, Texas & XKI
has voted Unanimity in favor of Both Canada & Mordor to receive full Membership Stats at the CRG Committee
In Addition: The Cross Regional Tennis Association would like to remind you that during the month of April, The Bruce will host A Tennis Tournament of Grand Slam Scale.
More Details will be published by The Bruce later on.
It’s another short-term market report today, with soda bottlers last featured December 30th, nearly three months ago. The “+” indicates moving up the ranks from the last time this category was featured; “-“ indicates losing ranks; and nothing means that your ranking was unchanged. That or you weren’t in the region last time this category was shown (Florenzia, Flanderosa, and Amalgamated Conglomerates). Only when short-term variations, up or down, are part of an overall trend should they be considered a diagnosis of your movement in the overall standings.
The Wysterian market index was up 613 ranks in the world standings. Today, one of the last industries in the world census seeing the results of the new NS ranking system, with nations subjected to wild swings in either direction in the standings.
The Largest Soda Pop Sector in the World: March 29th
The Centauri 2nd (+3), the Grendels 3rd (-1), Koffee 4th (+3), Isla Vista 7th (+2), Tremalkier 8th (+7), Sdaeriji 9th (+3), Wulfhelm 10th (+3), Complete Bastards 12th (-8), the Zocalo 18th (+13), Miratejo 20th (+9).
Nak nak 22nd (-19), Cosmovania 37th (-11), Mackintosh 47th (+9), Marldeep 52nd (+15), Caphtoria 74th (+53), Galicia-Volhynia 86th (+52), Florenzia 113th, Go Canucks Go 134th (+217), Keyser Soze 150th (+403), the Captain 282nd (-221).
Flanderosa 446th, Live To Ride 538th (+9), HotRodia II 567th (+809), Wars Forever 689th (-461), Pelusian 694th (+136), Mort Nex 877th (-339), Drakkel 1069th (+399), Amalgamated Conglomerates1168th, Medved 1182nd (-694), Berilonia 1310th (+222).
Post by Feetsniffingfetishland suppressed by a moderator.
I know :
"The sun'll come out
So ya gotta hang on
Come what may"
I'm not sure how we got to the top 1% of the world for most popular tourist destinations. Our series of ironic tourist pamphlets are having great results!
"The Indomitable Borderlands. You'll come for the chance to be bitten on one of our overcrowded subways. You'll stay for the chance to climb a mountain of toxic waste, while dodging sheet lightning! Book a vacation at one of our famous hunting preserves, where the things of nightmares will save you the trouble and hunt you instead!"
First of all most of us already amend our Traveling regulations to include A "Dont bring your pet with you to The Grendels". Which is of course a Vital info in order to maintain Sanity.
Second We made sure that our citizens who wish to Travel to your fair land were aware that "Everything is Kosher for Eating at The Grendels". So Tourists now have more motivation to visit.
Hey friends! If you are playing Cards against NationStates;
Ananke and I thought it might be a good idea to create a larger room to pool all our old friends together. So we have taken the liberty of including Wysteria among the group.
Our room is called called "XKI Texas Yggdrasil Wysteria Canada Valhalla and FRIENDS"
It'll be great if you could join us there! :)
We encourage all visitors to bring kittens, as they are customary house warming gifts. ;>)
This is better than Cards Against Humanity!