WA Delegate (non-executive): The Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey of Hydroponic Nation (elected 4 years 87 days ago)
Regional Power: Very High
Today's World Census Report
The Rudest Citizens in Wysteria
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were the rudest.
As a region, Wysteria is ranked 310th in the world for Rudest Citizens.
|1.||The Indomitable Borderlands of The Grendels||Compulsory Consumerist State||“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”|
|2.||The Burlesque Republic of The Centauri||Compulsory Consumerist State||“What do you want you Moon-Faced Assassin of Joy?”|
|3.||The Dominion of Complete Bastards||Corporate Police State||“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”|
|4.||The Revolutionary Force of Nak nak||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Power to the people!!All hail Nak Nak!!”|
|5.||The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”|
|6.||The Soul-Crushing Factories of Wulfhelm||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto”|
|7.||The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier||Corporate Bordello||“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”|
|8.||The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee||Capitalist Paradise||“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”|
|9.||The Unaussprechlichen Kulte of Zyklon B||Compulsory Consumerist State||“All that contributes to depopulating the Earth is Good”|
|10.||The Imperial Dominion of Sdaeriji||Capitalist Paradise||“You want it to be one way, but it's the other way.”|
- 10 hours ago: The Federal Republic of New hittite of the region Union of world empires proposed constructing embassies.
- 10 hours ago: The Armed Republic of Ruffian of the region Migrating Coconuts proposed constructing embassies.
- 12 hours ago: The Queendom of Puff the magical Dragon departed this region for Kingdom Hearts.
- 12 hours ago: The Queendom of Puff the magical Dragon arrived from The West Pacific.
- 12 hours ago: The Community of The Orgasmic Prison Isles arrived from New Warsaw Pact.
- 12 hours ago: The The Arrogant Peoples of Werbittarthinyu arrived from USSR.
- 16 hours ago: The Soviet state of Republic of Walsall of the region The Soviet Yam Yam Union proposed constructing embassies.
- 1 day 4 hours ago: The Democratic Judgeship of Evosia departed this region for New Warsaw Pact.
- 1 day 6 hours ago: The Holy Empire of The flying spaghetti ceased to exist.
- 1 day 11 hours ago: The Empire of Hadesland departed this region for The Mormon Utopia.
Wysteria Regional Message Board
And to you, Theostelos. I've been seeing more and more peace signs lit up, amongst all the Christmas lights this year.
As Published in Several Regional Newspapers:
At a Joint Conference held yesterday at the World Assembly Front from the back Patio, 12 Foreign ministers along with
The PotPourri Octo of Herzil Foreign Minister, Florenza Demille have issued a statement,
in which from now on all 12 nations will Abstain from any vote Held at The Security Council.
Do I smell a potential scrap deal here? Any old Iron?
I knew it, I just Knew It.....
That Bullock naming was their way to announce that they need to get rid of tons of tons of Pre Renovations ---- ....Tons of Scraps!!!
!!!!!!!! A CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!
& Now we know why - The Name Bullock is of course in Alien SandStone Numeric letters means 372r53 which when using extremely flexible Equation- only known to several conspirators - will equal the string of:
"I have too much Iron nd need to get rid of it by blasting something up"
Now it all makes so much sense why the Orbital of RR was destroyed!!!
Did someone say free metal salvage? ;>)
We are still waiting for Wysteria Disease Control Center, Lab report to see if the debris are Toxic or not?!
Our Scientist concluded that the weight of the Metal debris sits around 23 TON
Now its A Simple Matter of Ownership!!!!???? --> Its The Curiously Violent Orphans of Deadcatistan Orbital (Metal Heaven) BUT its in our Territory......
*looks down at Biohazard counter, backs away slowly* Um, yeah, it's free salvage to anyone who wants it…
Getting a Lump of Coal
It’s a short-term market report today, with mall rats last featured November 14th, under a month ago. The “+” indicates moving up the ranks from the last time this category was featured; “-“ indicates losing ranks; and nothing means that your ranking was unchanged. That or you weren’t in the region last time this category was shown (Silver Star HQ). Only when short-term variations, up or down, are part of an overall trend should they be considered a diagnosis of your movement in the overall standings.
The Wysterian market index was down 7 ranks in the world standings owing to everyone in the marketing departments blowing off work to go Christmas shopping.
The Largest Mining Sector in the World: December 11th
Nak nak 2nd, Complete Bastards 3rd, the Grendels 4th, Koffee 6th (+1), the Centauri 7th (-1), Sdaeriji 9th, Isla Vista 15th, Tremalkier 18th, Wulfhelm 22nd (+1), Cosmovania 38th (+1).
The Zocalo 43rd, Miratejo 47th, the Captain 54th (+1), Zyklon B 65th (-1), Mackintosh 78th (+1), Marldeep 87th (-1), Dub Dizzle 100th (-3) Dienes 116th (+8), the Colonial Fleet 143rd (+3), Galicia-Volhynia 180th (-2).
Cthonian Wasteland 202nd (-2), Wars Forever 291st, Obstinacy 324th (-3), Qanzona 422nd (-3), Medved 459th, Byzlovki 602nd (-1), South East Europe 725th (-23), Mort Nex 757th (-1), Silver Star HQ 774th, the Comedian 877th (+18).
Great news, everyone! Borderland Salvage will be doing extensive local hiring for this job, to help stimulate the local economy and provide opportunities to suppliers of cancer pharmaceuticals.
In the last 24H , herzil Foreign Minister. Mrs Florenza Demille has been asked to join and participate in 3 new Raiding clubs, a baking Club, be featured in The House ministers of the WA although the last one had a pornish flare to it....