WA Delegate: The Bunny Emperor of Krulltopia (elected 6 years 7 days ago)
Regional Power: Extremely High
Today's World Census Report
The Shortest Average Lifespan in the Pacific
Citizens of nations ranked highly tend to die earlier, whether from poor health, crime, accident, or government encouragement.
As a region, the Pacific is ranked 9,488th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan.
|1.||The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface||Corporate Police State||“I came, I saw, I conquered.”|
|2.||The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Techno||Corporate Police State||“I came, I saw, I conquered.”|
|3.||The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Obey or die”|
|4.||The Adoring Masses of Myrth||Compulsory Consumerist State||“You may all stop clapping at the ringing of the bell.”|
|5.||The Indefatigable Fiefdom of Spunky Doughnut||Iron Fist Consumerists||“The Pies! THE PIES!!! The Pies.........................”|
|6.||The Dominion of Teufelvolk||Corporate Police State||“Fight to the death!”|
|7.||The Holy Empire of Revereme||Corporate Police State||“World domination is always the top priority!”|
|8.||The Greedland of Anaxonia||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Si ša bouge pas,bouffe-le!”|
|9.||The Perfect Nation of Newer Gehenna||Corporate Police State||“Praise to Dr.Sigmundus”|
|10.||The Federated Emirates of Mithres||Civil Rights Lovefest||“We Are Reborn!”|
- 3 minutes ago: The Free Land of Stickypow was founded.
- 4 minutes ago: The Dictatorship of Fascist state of Cumbria was founded.
- 6 minutes ago: The Empire of Z0MBii was founded.
- 8 minutes ago: The United Kingdom of Green UK was founded.
- 11 minutes ago: The Republic of Muffin Manland departed this region for Your Face.
- 12 minutes ago: The Republic of Muffin Manland was founded.
- 12 minutes ago: The Republic of Rubadublandia was founded.
- 13 minutes ago: Phone789 ceased to exist.
- 22 minutes ago: The Commonwealth of Corbz was founded.
- 23 minutes ago: The Empire of Ruchir Sahni departed this region for Europeia.
The Pacific Regional Message Board
Lexon Inc. is open for business!
I thought I had made significant progress for lifespan, but it's only a matter of number of issues <_<
I am officially off work for the next 5 days.. time to make some trouble!
I want that banner. Although I've just fallen out of the top 10% in the world, and 5% in the Pacific...
I wonder, if I hook my citizens up to machines like the Matrix, and copy them over to the great interwebs, will they become immortal?
Or will it just be a massive human rights issue causing a WA lead coalition to invade?
Hey Send Us a Picture with Pope Francis!!!!
Francis Pontifex Catholicus Maximus!
That said, Silvius Berlusconius Italianus Ex-Maximus.
North Pooch and Vodkaland is ranked 6,414th in the Pacific and 138,550th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -33 on the Bus Surprisal Index.
Anyone want to buy anything in my storefront? Or setup Lexon stores? Or partner? Anything?