WA Delegate: The New Galactic Emperor of Darth Radix II (elected 1 year 155 days ago)
Embassies: The Imperial Legion, Equilism, United Kingdom, The Ascendancy, Death Star, Ainur, The Commonwealth of Crowns, The Commonwealth of Kings, Glass Gallows, Osiris, New Republica, and Galactic Federation of Free Alliances.
Regional Power: High
Today's World Census Report
The Highest Drug Use in The New Galactic Empire
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
As a region, The New Galactic Empire is ranked 8,314th in the world for Highest Drug Use.
|31.||The Empire of Narwhal corp||Moralistic Democracy||“so say we all”|
|32.||The Federal Republic of Ristol||Democratic Socialists||“What we do alive, echoes in eternity”|
|33.||The Principality of Tervis||Father Knows Best State||“Better than the other guy”|
|34.||The Republic of Eraria||Corrupt Dictatorship||“If it cant be whipped, its useless”|
|35.||The United States of Ezios||Democratic Socialists||“Dracaris”|
|36.||The Dominion of Onerous Vogonates||Compulsory Consumerist State||“We want your things. We take your things.”|
|37.||The Dominion of Ziosti||Iron Fist Consumerists||“War will destroy the Jedi”|
|38.||The Republic of Weinerballsia||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Damn tasty weiners”|
|39.||The Empire of Borzbazda||Capitalist Paradise||“Freedom to All”|
|40.||The Republic of Coffeenation||Father Knows Best State||“coffee the worlds gift ”|
- 1 day 22 hours ago: I love star wars ceased to exist.
- 2 days 10 hours ago: Mortimperilia ceased to exist.
- 2 days 10 hours ago: The holy empire of steak ceased to exist.
- 3 days 18 hours ago: The Christian Theocracy of Aila Chavade departed this region for The World Story.
- 4 days ago: The Dominion of Thoacesia arrived from The Fascist Union.
- 4 days ago: Blotchen ceased to exist.
- 6 days ago: Bellingtopia ceased to exist.
- 6 days ago: The Republic of Ender VI departed this region for Chisholm ELP Class Revised.
- 6 days ago: Jenny death ceased to exist.
- 7 days ago: Hisokas ceased to exist.
The New Galactic Empire Regional Message Board
What I'm picturing in my head:
Two Stormtroopers unleashing street justice on Jar Jar.
Jar Jar is walking down the street of some city.
Cue slow motion and the theme song to Chariots of Fire as the Stormtroopers jump the gungan.
One Stormtrooper puts him in a brutal chokehold.
The other Stormtrooper repeatedly kicks Jar Jar in the crotch.
This goes on, for the entire 3 minutes and 34 seconds of Chariots of Fire, all in slow motion, until Jar Jar is dead.
Hmm... I wonder how people would react knowing I used the Gungans as a insurgent force in an RP on the forum ;)
Need we bring up such a dark time from our past :P
New weekly discussion topic: Should prostitution be legalized?
Hopefully stormtroopers will actually be good this time, like they're supposed to be. I want to see them beat the tar out of someone :P
Hey one hit a doorframe in episode 4. That takes a lot of skill, especially when your using your head
Seriously, people. Envision it.
Jar Jar's demise. Slow motion beat-down. Search your feelings, you know it to be true...
You want to see it, too.
Holy damn... my public sector has eclipsed Grey Army's in size. Just noticed that. :o
How about this: right before jar jar dies, the kicking stormtrooper shoots him in the crotch. The body is then put in a Death Star testing site, where just before all life leaves him, they fire.
Disney would make more money than it did with frozen.