The Heartland RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The United Republic of East Klent (elected 189 days ago)

Founder: The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia

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The Heartland region (Founded 30th Dec 2002) values peace, prosperity, diversity, and creative roleplaying on a variety of political, social, and cultural topics. We maintain a website, and discussion board at LinkThe_Heartland Forums, where much of the life of the region takes place.

Allied with Texas and Wysteria

Embassies: Texas and Wysteria.

Tags: Medium.

Regional Power: Moderate

The Heartland contains 41 nations, the 281st most in the world.


Today's World Census Report

The Most Beautiful Environments in The Heartland

World Census researchers spent many arduous weeks lying on beaches and trekking through rainforests to compile a definitive list of the most attractive and best cared for environments.

As a region, The Heartland is ranked 15,481st in the world for Most Beautiful Environments.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
21.The Grand Duchy of Monhegan IsleWA MemberLeft-Leaning College State“Nos insensati, et non diligis.”
22.The Republic of JoghNew York Times Democracy“Founded: Fri Feb 25 2005”
23.The Who Cares of WhocaresreallyCorrupt Dictatorship“Who Cares?”
24.The Dominion of EndoparthisFather Knows Best State“Semper Fidelis”
25.The Republic of KompaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain.”
26.The Colony of The New HeartWoodsCorporate Bordello“Well, here we are”
27.The Federal Republic of Josiah Jed BartlettInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Decisions are Made by Those Who Show Up”
28.The Guilded Realm of OpopoopopNew York Times Democracy“En Excelsis Deo”
29.The Colony of LuxataniaRight-wing Utopia“Vivat Rex!”
30.The United States of SiciliaNew York Times Democracy“Sicilia”
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Regional Happenings


The Heartland Regional Message Board

Howdy to The Heartland! We are thankful that you finally stopped procrastinating opening your RMB. Letting The Bruce and us post here is a great first step. Let all Texans and Wysterians post and they may bring you more goodies. We come bearing Tequila Shots and Quesadillas! Nothing better than booze and cheese! Cheers!

Tequila, quesadillas. So much for pushing of the procrastination discussion...

*Munch* *Munch* ...some sentiments should not be rushed.

*Glug* *Glug* ...seconded

The sudden realization that the second half of a sentence delayed by 4 days is relevant to a message posted 3 days after the first half.

I wonder if it was the sugar, the tea blend, the heat, a combination of the aforementioned or just coincidence...

I've spaced out like that too, guess it just...

I have taken part in the ritual, guess I was just putting it off.

Never postpone until tomorrow what needs to be done yesterday...

...Postpone it until the day after tomorrow instead?

Due to the postponement of the postponement of the following announcement, it has been decided to make the announcement now. Klent has now, 10 billion citizens.

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