WA Delegate (non-executive): The United Republic of East Klent (elected 251 days ago)
Founder: The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia
Regional Power: High
Today's World Census Report
The Lowest Overall Tax Burden in The Heartland
World Census financial experts assessed nations across a range of direct and indirect measures in order to determine which placed the lowest tax burden on their citizens.
As a region, The Heartland is ranked 14,726th in the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
|21.||The Dominion of Draggons||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Here there be dragons”|
|22.||The 375th Mechanicus Auxiliary of Dreadred||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“There is no strength in flesh, only weakness.”|
|23.||The Principality of Precious Princesses||Left-Leaning College State||“No Frogs, Please”|
|24.||The Commonwealth of Chocolate Chiponia||New York Times Democracy||“Cookies are the answer.”|
|25.||The Grand Republic of Dandria||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Hail the empire!”|
|26.||The Confederacy of Common Sense Atheists||New York Times Democracy||“Education, Common Sense, Logic”|
|27.||The Mind-Boggling Beautiful Land of Icarianna||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Stop and Smell the Roses”|
|28.||The Free Queendom of Miraclian Antilles||New York Times Democracy||“Victoria aut Letum!”|
|29.||The Disputed Territories of Irimyo||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Victoria Aut Letum”|
|30.||The United Republic of East Klent||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc”|
- 3 days 3 hours ago: The Republic of The Heartland ceased to exist.
- 4 days ago: The Guilded Realm of Opopoopop ceased to exist.
- 4 days ago: The Holy Empire of Samcuss ceased to exist.
- 4 days ago: The Kommunistische Staat of Hasdian ceased to exist.
- 4 days ago: The Soviet Republic of Dondris ceased to exist.
- 4 days ago: The Colony of Luxatania ceased to exist.
- 4 days ago: The Restored Monarchy of Luxiai ceased to exist.
- 6 days ago: The Grand Republic of Dandria arrived from Lazarus.
- 7 days ago: The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia removed a dispatch.
- 8 days ago: The Theocracy of Theatrical Theists arrived from Lazarus.
The Heartland Regional Message Board
The sudden realization that the second half of a sentence delayed by 4 days is relevant to a message posted 3 days after the first half.
I wonder if it was the sugar, the tea blend, the heat, a combination of the aforementioned or just coincidence...
I've spaced out like that too, guess it just...
I have taken part in the ritual, guess I was just putting it off.
Never postpone until tomorrow what needs to be done yesterday...
...Postpone it until the day after tomorrow instead?
Due to the postponement of the postponement of the following announcement, it has been decided to make the announcement now. Klent has now, 10 billion citizens.
The postponement of the RMB has been nullified.
Relax mån, have a toke. E'eryting's gonna be alrite. *breaks into song* ♫ Baby don' worry, 'bout a ting... ♪
300 days of procrastination, that's gotta count for something...ne?
*Applauds* You good Sir, are a roe model to all of us.