The Heartland RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 273rd Highest Economic Output: 296th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 459th+23
Largest Populations: 543rd Rudest Citizens: 891st Most Nations: 953rd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,062nd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,074th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,098th Most Avoided: 1,101st Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,126th Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,179th Largest Mining Sector: 1,254th Fattest Citizens: 1,358th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,425th Most Devout: 1,462nd Largest Retail Industry: 1,466th Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,489th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,586th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,595th Highest Average Incomes: 1,706th Most Armed: 1,714th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,716th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,729th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,819th Smartest Citizens: 2,004th
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The Heartland region (Founded 30th Dec 2002) values peace, prosperity, diversity, and creative roleplaying on a variety of political, social, and cultural topics.

Featured region of the day 12.10.15 and 30.1.16

Allied with Texas and Wysteria

Embassies: Texas and Wysteria.

Tags: Featured and Medium.

Regional Power: Moderate

The Heartland contains 15 nations, the 953rd most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Advanced Public Transport in The Heartland

World Census experts captured, tagged, and released trains in order to identify which nations have the most extensive, well-funded public transportation systems.

As a region, The Heartland is ranked 13,231st in the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.

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Regional Happenings


The Heartland Regional Message Board

Anyone have ideas on how to deal with the impending zombie apocalypse?

We have a stockpile of silver bullets... wait, wrong monster. Plenty of shovels, we have, too.

Post self-deleted by Crystal Palais.

Is it me or does the zombie apocalypse seem much more apocalypse-y this year?


Would of been better running from Friday to Sunday, we'd have more time to fire missiles at each other.

Yeah, agreed... instead we get 36 hours and not even a summary of what happened at the end for us to consult. Not going to lie, it seemed to be too quick, too brutal, and a little lame.

East Klent and Ineptia

Meanwhile, after months of progress... the average lifespan in Crystal Palais has finally hit the ripe old age of 23 years.


My environment and lifespan have been utterly screwed since they messed with the stats the last time, despite being in the top 2% of most healthy people worldwide, hilariously low crime, absurdly advanced technology ... ugh. Is it just because the weather and environment is messed up? What, are there tsunamis wiping out my nation on a monthly basis?

Hello all.

I've called The Heartland home for nearly seven years and was Delegate of and on for almost a total of three and a half years. Since I've been here, the tide of nations has come and gone. The Self-Raid of '13, the constant - and peculiarly timely - attacks of zombie hordes, the grand tradition of CTEing... all this and more mad my stay here memorable.

However, it is time I moved on to newer pastures. I just wanted to thank you all for having a great and welcoming region. A storied history and tradition that can't be matched.

Thanks again. -EK

Ineptia and Crystal Palais


Fare well.

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