WA Delegate (non-executive): The Dominion of Crystal Palais (elected 72 days ago)
Founder: The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia
Regional Power: Moderate
Today's World Census Report
The Fattest Citizens in The Heartland
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Heartland is ranked 14,318th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|21.||The Flyover State of Kansas||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“There's no place like home”|
|22.||The Most Serene Republic of Vivnreuve||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Mettez en pratique le mot et ne l'écoutez pas seulement”|
|23.||The Holy Empire of The Badinians||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Never Give Up, And Never Surrender!”|
|24.||The Religious Empire of East Kompa Ru||Democratic Socialists||“A territory of Kompa Ru.”|
|25.||The Commonwealth of Carmelan||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Explore and Expand”|
|26.||The Who Cares of Whocaresreally||Corrupt Dictatorship||“Who Cares?”|
|27.||The Holy Empire of Samcuss||Corrupt Dictatorship||“Ex Peralis Gonis”|
|28.||The People's Republic of Eeri||Capitalist Paradise||“Values of a Common Society”|
|29.||The Holy Empire of The gods land||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Uniti sumus suffocare inimicos nostros”|
|30.||The My Animated Flag is Broken of Spruce Meadows||Corporate Bordello||“Spruce Meadows. Home of the Masters.”|
- 3 days 21 hours ago: The Grand Republic of Dandria ceased to exist.
- 7 days ago: The Grand Empire of Clearwater ceased to exist.
- 10 days ago: The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia banned The Empire of Oweshian Empire from the region.
- 10 days ago: The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia rejected Untied States of Mormon Texas's request for regional embassies.
- 12 days ago: The Federation of Canadian Pride departed this region for Texas.
- 12 days ago: The Federation of Canadian Pride arrived from Wysteria.
- 12 days ago: The Holy Empire of Richard departed this region for Texas.
- 12 days ago: The Havensky Home Colony of Fourhearts arrived from Texas.
- 12 days ago: The Holy Empire of Richard arrived from Texas.
- 13 days ago: The Empire of Oweshian Empire of the region Untied States of Mormon Texas proposed constructing embassies.
The Heartland Regional Message Board
It's been more than a year since I've logged in. Good to see everyone again. :D
Have some 100% pure Klentian Ale.
Welcome back! It's good to see you again. And in the Heartland again to boot!
Man, I'm not sure what I was thinking the last time I was playing, but apparently I put a bunch of effort into improving my economy at the cost of my people's quality of life. It says Bikonria is a Capitalizt for heaven's sake! I'll have to take a few days to get back to regulating things. As for in-game stuff, I suppose I'll have to fill in the details as to what happened during this last year. Problem is I don't know where to put it all, since I can't just cram it all into a Bikonria Today news post.
Yeah, that's always fun when you look at things and suddenly realize 'oh hey this was a mistake'. I've had that happen with my nation, judging from how bad the environment in Crystal Palais is, it seems as though we build our buildings out of toxic waste and everyone's going to die of cancer by age 25, despite always tightening regulations. Oh, and I somehow accidentally removed the nation's military at one point.
Issues are fun.
Welcome back, Bikonria!
Thanks, Mir. It's good to be back. I think I'm going to reboot my nation's information thread, and overhaul my history/culture so it makes more sense and feels more coherent. I've also got a year's worth of military improvements and political reform in mind. No more Mig-23s, although I imagine they'll end up in the hands of my territories in the NW and NE. :P
******Texas Department of State*******
Howdy The Heartland, I hope y'all are doing well today. I bring some exciting news! It is my pleasure to announce the appointment of an Ambassador to the fine region of The Heartland. Fourhearts will be taking on this responsibility, so let's give him a big welcome!
Texas Secretary of State
Greetings The Heartland!
We are honored to be appointed to the Ambassador to the The Heartland! Texas and The Heartland first formed our alliance on June 3rd, 2003. We feel very privileged to be a part in a long friendship! We look forward to many more years as friends and allies! As our first act, we're hosting a BBQ at the Embassy with plenty of ribs, brisket, fajitas, Lone Star and Shiner Bock Beer!
I've also brought our latest newsletter as well available in PDF and Word. Just copy and paste the address below and download your latest copy right now!
Catch up on past newsletters using the following link!
Three Cheers for The Heartland!
Pretty sure they aren't bothering to check the factbook before they propose embassies, Ineptia. Which of course is all the more reason to reject that.