WA Delegate (non-executive): The Pony Principality of Princess Luna (elected 1 year 334 days ago)
Embassies: Gensokyo, Equestria, New Lunar Republic, Orbital Friendship Cannon HQ, Lesser Blackledge, and 38 others.Tareldanore, Dash Clan, The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples, Angels of Derp, MMOC Nations, United Nations of Fail Earth, Trojans, Mystria, Equestrian States, Avalanchia, The Empire of Friendship, Mudhole, Vissella, Sapphira, Caballete Equus, Alaran peri quan preciad, Foxtopia, Unified Skaian Syndicate of Rulers, The Epic Pony Region, The Imperium of Equestria, Chrysanthemum Alliance, Technological Utopia, Eladen, Sacrum Romanum Imperium, Farkistan, The Mictlan System, Tanlu84land the Region, The Pink Riders, The Allied Superpowers of Ryanland, Disneylandia, Soviet Equestria, Northfield, UCR, The Rebelation, Strategos Prime, The Epician Islands, The Masonic Union, and Orion.
Regional Power: High
Today's World Census Report
The Largest Mining Sector in Pony Lands
As a region, Pony Lands is ranked 16,466th in the world for Largest Mining Sector.
|71.||The Region of The Pony Lands||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Friendship is Magic”|
|72.||The Elite Pegasi Squadron of Wonderbolts||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Higher, Faster, Better”|
|73.||The Adorable Pony Principality of Princess Woona||Democratic Socialists||“Hit it with cuteness!”|
|74.||The Principality of Lyra Heartstrings||Democratic Socialists||“Humans Exist, Believe it or Not”|
|75.||The Armed Republic of Fartford||Capitalist Paradise||“Someone else will do that. ”|
|76.||The Borderlands of Pony Lands Gateway||New York Times Democracy||“Gateway to the Backyard Realm”|
|77.||The Pink Party Pony of Pinkie-Pie||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Pinkie Pie is Best Pony”|
|78.||The Confederacy of Northern States||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“United, the North Pony Lands is Strong”|
|79.||The Elderly Earth Pony of Granny Smith||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Granny Smith is Best Pony”|
|80.||The Earth Pony of Bon-Bon||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Bon Bon is Best Pony”|
- 14 hours ago: The Armed Republic of American Civil States departed this region for The Brony Political Party.
- 16 hours ago: The Empire of The Draconic Wastes ceased to exist.
- 1 day 16 hours ago: The United Ponyist States of Soviet Socialist Republic departed this region for The Brony Political Party.
- 1 day 16 hours ago: Embassy established between Orion and Pony Lands.
- 1 day 16 hours ago: Embassy established between The Epician Islands and Pony Lands.
- 1 day 16 hours ago: Embassy established between Strategos Prime and Pony Lands.
- 1 day 16 hours ago: Embassy established between The Masonic Union and Pony Lands.
- 1 day 16 hours ago: Embassy established between Pony Lands and The Rebelation.
- 1 day 16 hours ago: Embassy established between Pony Lands and UCR.
- 1 day 17 hours ago: Embassy established between Pony Lands and Northfield.
Pony Lands Regional Message Board
We fell out of the top 10% for most income equality? We must do better! Unity through Equality, comrades!
Income equality has never been our strong suit. It's what we get for protecting economic freedom.
Xarxis is second in the whole region for Income Equality, yet somehow we're only in the Top 5% Region-Wide.
Which means to be in the 1%, you must also be #1. Looks like it's time to hike taxes even higher, and slam the rich HARD!
Scientists have announced they are close to a breakthrough in their quest to revive the feather-bellied anisopter, a species related to Nova Xarxa's national animal that has been extinct for more than a century.
Anisoptera = taxonomic grouping for dragonflies
Feather-bellied anisopter = dragonflies... with FEATHERS?
EXPLAIN SCIENTISTS, EXPLAIN!
"Which means to be in the 1%, you must also be #1."
Right. We won't have 1% trophies until we have 200 members.
We've been hovering around 160 lately.
"EXPLAIN SCIENTISTS, EXPLAIN!"
Biologists tend to be really bad at naming stuff. I wouldn't be surprised if the feather-bellied anisopter is neither feather-bellied nor an anisopter.
By the way, just wait until your dragonflies start breeding with dogs.
Knitters In A Knot Over Police Stitch Up
After a peaceful public knitting class was dispersed by riot police, the citizenry are up in arms at what they perceive as unnecessary police brutality.
1. "With all due respect, Princess Celestia, you weren't there, so you don't know the full story", your police chief states candidly. "These thugs were loitering in Dragon Park brandishing weapons! They were up to something - mark my words! Besides, if it wasn't for our brave police officers, who knows what kind of damage they could have caused. We've got to come down hard on thugs like these and ban groups comprising of three or more people. That'll stop any troublemaking, I'm sure of it!"
2. "Weapons? WEAPONS? They were knitting needles you imbecile!" shouts Natalia Cruz, the elderly President of the Magical Equestria Knitting League, brandishing a pair of pins in the direction of the police chief. "The only thugs in Dragon Park that day were the riot police - protectors of public safety my royal rump! They fired rubber bullets at us without any warning. Rubber bullets! And I'm only out of the hospital after getting my hip replacement. You MUST do something about these trigger-happy hooligans. Clearly if they can't tell the difference between criminals and geriatrics they need retraining!"
3. "Retraining the entire police force would cost far too much", your financial advisor says quietly, appearing from behind your chair. "That being said, the crazy lady with the woolly hat is right, we do have to do something about this situation. We can't have the police force appear brutal and unruly. What we should do is ban all sorts of dangerous weapons. That way the police force won't have to worry about dangerous thugs with guns, and the public can rest easy knowing the police force won't be able to brutally attack them either. And we can get rid of the riot police too as they clearly won't be needed, which saves us money! Everybody wins!"
We got a mental image of Granny Smith standing in the Royal Court chewing out Shining Armor. So naturally we're voting for option 2.
Nopony messes with Granny Smith. Nopony...
10 hours ago: New Nukehavistan was ranked #1 in the region for Largest Mining Sector (last census: Top 5%).
10 hours ago: New Nukehavistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector (last census: Top 5%).
New Nukehavistan is ranked 1st in Pony Lands and 1,042nd in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 15 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.
Congratulations on your dominance of the uranium mining market and complete lack of mining safety laws!