WA Delegate: The Phunky Phresh Pharaoh of Cormactopia II (elected )
Embassies: Balder, The Brotherhood of Malice, The Communist Bloc, The East Pacific, HYDRA Command, The Invaders, The Land of Kings and Emperors, Lone Wolves United, Unknown, Ainur, The Allied States, Antarctic Oasis, Auralia, The Coalition of Democratic Nations, Eientei Gensokyo, Equilism, and 18 others.Equinox, Europe, Gay, Glass Gallows, The Glorious Nations of Iwaku, International Democratic Union, Monkey Island, NationStates, The New Galactic Empire, New Hyperion, New Warsaw Pact, the Pacific, Paraguay, the Rejected Realms, Warzone Europe, The Western Isles, the West Pacific, and Yggdrasil.
Regional Power: Very High
Today's World Census Report
The Highest Poor Incomes in Osiris
The World Census studied the spending power of the poorest 10% of citizens in each nation.
As a region, Osiris is ranked 4,926th in the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
|2,721.||The Matriarchy of Eiliamai||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Anything too stupid to be spoken is sung.”|
|2,722.||The Republic of TexMechanica||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“We will pinch one-off in you”|
|2,723.||The United Kingdom of Baterat||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Say YOLO and die”|
|2,724.||The Democratic Republic of Eeyooria||Capitalist Paradise||“In the Pomelo we trust (forever)”|
|2,725.||The Theocracy of Cheekibreekistan||Authoritarian Democracy||“Nothing is wrong ”|
|2,726.||The AS Livorno Ultras of Brigate Lucarelli||Left-Leaning College State||“Hasta la victoria siempre!!!”|
|2,727.||The Rogue Nation of Bajraszewski||Moralistic Democracy||“An unjust law is no law at all”|
|2,728.||The Corporation of Verenigd Oceanen Compagnie||New York Times Democracy||“Banking, Commerce, Trade”|
|2,729.||The Republic of Inkas da Azia||Left-wing Utopia||“Af Coufaf Ardouaf Iluftrofaf”|
|2,730.||The Commonwealth of Azmara||Civil Rights Lovefest||“We stand together as equals”|
- : The Empire of Lengadoc was refounded.
- : The Democratic States of TsBa was refounded.
- : The Republic of Aquetra was refounded.
- : The Queendom of Fairy Ringlets departed this region for Greater Scandinavia.
- : The Queendom of Fairy Ringlets was refounded.
- : The Queendom of Lady of Luck departed this region for Greater Scandinavia.
- : The Queendom of Lady of Luck was refounded.
- : The People's Social Corporative of National Syndicalism departed this region for The Fascist Order.
- : The People's Social Corporative of National Syndicalism was refounded.
- : The Republic of Arabaya was refounded.
Osiris Regional Message Board
IM BACK FROM THE BONEYARD, READY TO UNLEASH PUTINESESA!!
I just got PRANK'D! 3 nations endorsed me and now all three of them are in different regions lol so funny
*A magical fairy appears, it turns into a crocodile, and eats Gandalf. Pieces of Gandalf emerges from the crocodile, and the pieces transform into a Hobbit, the hobbit pushes you back down into Hell, and gauges your eyes out with a butterknife. Upon reaching Hell, Satan comes and kisses you. "We've been waiting for you, Segentus. He says. Satan locks you up in a cell, where you're surrounded by magical mermaids who scream like banshees in your ear, and will do so for eternity. You slowly find yourself turning into a hobbit.*
sounds like a dream I had
Yes, quite notorious around here. We should have an anthem in his favour.
God save our gracious Pharaoh.
Long live our noble Pharaoh.
God save our Pharaoh.
Send him/her victorious!
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us,
God save our Pharaoh.
God commend Osiris!
Make it thrive, under the Pharaoh!
God save us all,
God save the PHARAOH!
Osiris rule the waves,
Osirians never never never shall be slaves!
*sombre music starts playing* I guess this is it. *the foot hair is growing visibly longer by the second* Anything, *sobs* anything but being a hobbit! *pulls a ceremonial pistol out from its hiding spot in the arsetardis with a flourish* Goodbye, fair world. *a single tear rolls down the left check from the mangled eye socket* It has been, *sharp intake of breath* an honour. *sharp breath out before the barrel is raised against the chin. The trigger is pulled* BAM! *a single echo* Bam *the mermaids fall silent as the body slumps forwards, brain, skull and blood sprayed in a mushy crimson splash across the wall* Oh god above, *a pause as satan collects himself* why? Why?! WHHHYYYY?! *satan bellows to the heavens before dropping to his knees, his arms falling limp at his sides* Oh God almighty, *a shaky breath in* what have we done? *every word stressed now* What, have, we, done? *one last shaky breath let out, mingling with the end of the done, transforming it into a long, wracking moan that sends tremors throughout satan's body. Satan curls up into a ball, so small, so alone, his once lover now passed on, gone to a better place, and, satan fears, happier for it*
I was spying on my two parrots who were watching the dog sleep in the living room. One said to the other, "Watch this. I'm gonna do my can opener imitation".