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Oceanside RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Grantastic Grantarchy of Grantica

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Most Nations: 1,781st
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*The Featured Region: 04-10-2013*

As the nicest region in the world, we have no elections, infrequent polls, a constitution we can't remember, and a fun, active community!

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FUN FACTS
Regional Animal: Wi-Fi Squirrel (Sciurius carolinensis wifi)
Regional Food: Sentient Potatoes
Original Founder: I8pichu

RECORDS
Most Points in Awesomeness Contest: 79 (Evil Grantica)
Most Terms Served as WA Delegate: 2 (Super-Llamaland and Evil Grantica)

NEWS
Evil people have dumped dihydrogen monoxide into the water supply!

TASKS
Introduce yourself.
Laugh that Evil Grantica is dead!

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Embassies: Warzone Airspace, Aeia, The League of Conservative Nations, Imperium Figarium, The Alliance of Dictators, Laissez Faireholm, Right to Life, and Rossferry.

Construction of embassies with Solar Alliance has commenced. Completion expected .

Tags: Small, Silly, Social, Casual, Surreal, Future Tech, Modern Tech, Fantasy Tech, and Magical.

Oceanside contains 8 nations, the 1,781st most in the world.

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The Largest Welfare Programs in Oceanside

Governments ranked highly spend the most on social welfare programs. Nations ranked low tend to have weak or non-existent government welfare.

As a region, Oceanside is ranked 12,467th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs.

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Fishing. It drives you to commit acts of horror upon innocent creatures.

The Republic of Lanska wrote:Greetings.

Gomez: Welcome! ..I am Gomez Addams :{)

The Republic of Lanska wrote:Oddly, I seemed strangely drawn to this region. It called to me. It's such a small and quaint community, and yet here I am.

Gomez: I'd say Grandmama was working her crystal ball, but she's out of town with my wife, Morticia. When they return, you must come over for refreshments to our humble abode atop Cemetery Ridge :{)

The Grantastic Grantarchy of Grantica wrote:You like creepy. If Mr. Cleancut Middleclass is creepy, then you must like him and... I'm so confused.

Gomez: Calm down, old boy ..look at it this way ..Morticia's and my dearest friends, Herman and Lily Munster have a platinum-blond goddess of a niece, whom they love in spite of her affliction.

The Grantastic Grantarchy of Grantica wrote:Fishing. It drives you to commit acts of horror upon innocent creatures.

Uncle Fester: Is that a reference to me? So I use dynamite - it's actually humane fishing - instant death.

Gomez: Fishing ..that reminds me ..worms...We roll-up worms with a fork as we eat them :{)

The Home Shriek Home of The Addams Family wrote:
Gomez: Calm down, old boy ..look at it this way ..Morticia's and my dearest friends, Herman and Lily Munster have a platinum-blond goddess of a niece, whom they love in spite of her affliction.

Ah, that makes sense now. And yes, I remember her, although she sure looked different for the Munsters movie.

The Home Shriek Home of The Addams Family wrote:Uncle Fester: Is that a reference to me? So I use dynamite - it's actually humane fishing - instant death.

No, more a reference to me. I only torture insects, but fishing brings the monster out in me.

The Home Shriek Home of The Addams Family wrote:Gomez: Fishing ..that reminds me ..worms...We roll-up worms with a fork as we eat them :{)

That's disgusting. Why can't I share a region with the pretty Munster niece?

In addition to you, of course, old friend.

The Home Shriek Home of The Addams Family wrote:Gomez: We roll-up worms with a fork as we eat them :{)


The Grantastic Grantarchy of Grantica wrote:That's disgusting. Why can't I share a region with the pretty Munster niece?
In addition to you, of course, old friend.

Gomez: You'll probably not like that Marilyn eats rodents. Dispite her plain looks, deep down she's a Munster!

Herman and Lily visit us on their trips to Transylvania. Perhaps one time they'll find a sitter for their dragon, and Marilyn can travel with them. She still lives at home -- potential boyfriends never return after seeing her inside the door ..and in sight of her family. [Rolls up eyes before continuing] She's long bemoaned her homeliness, but for the love and kindness of her family, Marilyn enjoys a good life :{)

The Home Shriek Home of The Addams Family wrote:Gomez: You'll probably not like that Marilyn eats rodents. Dispite her plain looks, deep down she's a Munster!
Herman and Lily visit us on their trips to Transylvania. Perhaps one time they'll find a sitter for their dragon, and Marilyn can travel with them. She still lives at home -- potential boyfriends never return after seeing her inside the door ..and in sight of her family. [Rolls up eyes before continuing] She's long bemoaned her homeliness, but for the love and kindness of her family, Marilyn enjoys a good life :{)

She eats rodents...?

Oh.

Well, that might be an issue.

The Grantastic Grantarchy of Grantica wrote:[Marilyn] eats rodents...?
Oh.
Well, that might be an issue.

Gomez: I hear she's a good cook!

The Home Shriek Home of The Addams Family wrote:Gomez: I hear she's a good cook!

When you say rodents, do you mean bunny rabbits? I'd be okay with that.

Rats and mice... not so much.

The Grantastic Grantarchy of Grantica wrote:When you say rodents, do you mean bunny rabbits? I'd be okay with that.
Rats and mice... not so much.

Gomez: Rats and mice -- but also lizard, dodo bird, and other creatures.

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