Oceanside RMB

WA Delegate: The Technological Terror of Evil Grantica (elected 15 days ago)

Founder: The Oceanside Founder of I8pichu

World Factbook Entry

*The Featured Region: 04-10-2013*

As the nicest region in the world, we have regular elections, frequent polls, a constitution, and a fun, active community!

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FUN FACTS
Regional Animal: Wi-Fi Squirrel (Sciurius carolinensis wifi)
Regional Food: Sentient Potatoes
TBR Raids Survived: 4

RECORDS
Most Points in Awesomeness Contest: 79 (Evil Grantica)
Most Terms Served as WA Delegate: 2 (Super-Llamaland and Evil Grantica)

NEWS
A coup by Squiggles and the eventual return to power of Evil Grantica (2), Serious polls are introduced (1/27), Awesomeness Contest begins (1/19).

TASKS
Endorse Evil Grantica.
Accept that I8pichu is the best.

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Embassies: Zhaucauozian Friendship, Groland, 0000000000000, France, United Federation of Planets, The Nation of Nations and Friends, The Ascendancy, The Apartment Block, The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples, The Darwin Allied Republics, Laissez Faireholm, Aurelia, and Warzone Airspace.

Tags: Totalitarian, Anime, Cyberpunk, Casual, Generalite, Surreal, Future Tech, Featured, Medium, Multi-Species, Steampunk, Human-Only, and 1 other.Magical.

Regional Power: Moderate

Oceanside contains 36 nations, the 338th most in the world.

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The Most Eco-Friendly Governments in Oceanside

The following governments spend the greatest amount on environmental issues. This may not always be reflected in the quality of that nation's environment, however.

As a region, Oceanside is ranked 383rd in the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
21.The Republic of WUT LOL SO MANY GRANTICASDemocratic Socialists“WUT LOL SO MANY GRANTICAS”
22.The Commonwealth of ReamalCorporate Police State“Panem et circuses”
23.The Republic of Nice Granitca V2Liberal Democratic Socialists“Lol we're nice”
24.The Republic of Evil grantica isnt evilInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Evil grantica isnt evil”
25.The Isolated Peoples Republic of SaladeulFather Knows Best State“Justice and Unity!”
26.The Holy Empire of Siamese EggplantsWA MemberFather Knows Best State“Kill trees for free money!!”
27.The Kingdom of ExadournFather Knows Best State“Loyalty, Strength, Victory!”
28.The Republic of Test BunnyRight-wing Utopia“Test Bunny”
29.The LOVE AND LIFE of POTATOES FOR LIFECorporate Police State“Thou shall be a potato.”
30.The Republic of GRANTICAAAAAAInoffensive Centrist Democracy“GRANTICAAAAAA”
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Regional Poll • Who's your pick for the 2016 U.S. presidential election?

The Technological Terror of Evil Grantica wrote:(All quotes are fabricated and made-up and not true at all and are only there for comedic purposes so please don't think any of this has anything to do with reality. But then, the people saying the quotes have nothing to do with reality, so... what's the point of this disclaimer?)

Voting opened 23 hours ago and will close in 6 days. Open to all nations. You cannot vote as you are not logged in.

Last poll: “Do you know who OrigamiMaster is?”

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The Brony King of Evil of Unoctia wrote:Ganondorf: Want me to rewind time now?

Maria: Unwind time please!!!!!

The Home Shriek Home of The Addams Family wrote:Morticia: Yes... Right away....

(Morticia hurries tiny-stepped in slinky black gown to candlestick phone behind her on parlor table, picks up stand in one hand, and taps small box resting there with other hand. Thing opens box lid)

Morticia: Rolodex please, Thing.

(Think withdraws into box momentarily, reappearing with rolodex in hand for Morticia)

Morticia: Thank you Thing.

(Thing withdraws again into box closing lid. Morticia puts rolodex down and flips through index cards, stopping at one. She picks up receiver and dials number off card using pointer finger in rotary at base of phone stand).

Morticia: (Speaking into transmitter at top of phone stand -- receiver to ear) Sahul?

Grandmama: (Hurries into parlor the next second and speaks) Kettle's on the boil!

Sahul: Who is this?

The United clans of Las Luna wrote:Maria: Unwind time please!!!!!
Sahul: Who is this?

Ganondorf: I will never talk to you again in this timeline, Sahul.

*Plays Zelda's Lullaby* (Yes that's the official name. Shut up)

The Brony King of Evil of Unoctia wrote:

*Plays Zelda's Lullaby*

That doesn't sound very evil at all.

More like something you'd see on My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.

Are you a brony, Ganondorf? Do you vomit rainbows and poop hearts while you ride on unicorns through the pink sky?

The United clans of Las Luna wrote:Sahul: Who is this?


Morticia: Morticia Addams.

Are you sitting down as we speak?

Maria dropped...

(Grandmama shouts in background, "She's about to drop a baby!")

Morticia:(Continues speaking) Maria dropped by... And, the funny thing (Giggles) -- she's about to give birth (Giggles some more)....

The Home Shriek Home of The Addams Family wrote:Morticia: Morticia Addams.

Are you sitting down as we speak?

Maria dropped...

(Grandmama shouts in background, "She's about to drop a baby!")

Morticia:(Continues speaking) Maria dropped by... And, the funny thing (Giggles) -- she's about to give birth (Giggles some more)....

Sahul: What?! Are you the friends in Spain? I will go th....

(time is unwinding)

The Brony King of Evil of Unoctia wrote:Ganondorf: I will never talk to you again in this timeline, Sahul.

*Plays Zelda's Lullaby* (Yes that's the official name. Shut up)

(Maria wakes up in a cave)
Maria: Am I back?

(she goes outside the cave and gets her phone)

Maria: I must call someone.

(she goes through her contacts and calls Morticia.

The United clans of Las Luna wrote:(time is unwinding)(Maria wakes up in a cave)
Maria: Am I back?

(she goes outside the cave and gets her phone)

Maria: I must call someone.

(she goes through her contacts and calls Morticia.


(Gets busy signal)

Post self-deleted by Unoctia.

The United clans of Las Luna wrote:Sahul: What?! Are you the friends in Spain? I will go th....

(time is unwinding)(Maria wakes up in a cave)
Maria: Am I back?

(she goes outside the cave and gets her phone)

Maria: I must call someone.

(she goes through her contacts and calls Morticia.

Ganondorf: I didn't send you that far back. Stop exaggerating, you just got teleported somewhere else because I didn't know where you live.

The Home Shriek Home of The Addams Family wrote:
(Gets busy signal)

Ganondorf: I don't know what that is, when you can teleport and send messages with magic, phones seem pointless.

The Technological Terror of Evil Grantica wrote:That doesn't sound very evil at all.

More like something you'd see on My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.

Are you a brony, Ganondorf? Do you vomit rainbows and poop hearts while you ride on unicorns through the pink sky?

Ganondorf: Yes, because The King of Evil likes MLP:FiM generation 4, created by Lauren Faust, creator if the Powerpuff Girls and Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends.

The Brony King of Evil of Unoctia wrote:Ganondorf: I didn't send you that far back. Stop exaggerating, you just got teleported somewhere else because I didn't know where you live.Ganondorf: I don't know what that is, when you can teleport and send messages with magic, phones seem pointless.

Maria: I used a cave to time travel.

(a helicopter lands in front of the cave)

Xiomara: Come on Maria!

(Maria gets on the helicopter)

Maria: Why do you look so worried?

Xiomara: When you were gone (for 2 weeks) a foreign country invaded and has captured Aurora.

Maria: WHO TOOK AURORA?!?!?!?!??!

Xiomara: General Ximeno Salazar. He formed his own country several years ago. During the Argentian war, that Rahim was in.

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