WA Delegate (non-executive): The Eminent Domain of Ziggie Valencourt (elected )
Founder: The Blue Serenity of Awesome Islands
Embassies: Texas, The Pleiades, Antarctic Oasis, Final Fantasy, Zhaucauozian Friendship, Western Atlantic, the West Pacific, Union of Free Nations, Testregionia, The Coalition of Democratic Nations, Osiris, Diplomatic Union, Kingdom of Alexandria, The Caldonian Union, Trendsetter, Mr Money Headquarters, and 2 others.One big Island, and Belaus.
Regional Power: Moderate
Today's World Census Report
The Lowest Crime Rates in Monkey Island
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
As a region, Monkey Island is ranked 16,149th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
|11.||The Playful World of Sraksa||Father Knows Best State||“Peek-a-boo!”|
|12.||The Free Land of Defenestrations R Us||Father Knows Best State||“Vastiva Reflecting Pool, here we come!”|
|13.||The People's Republic of United Nations Old Guard||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Plotting against you since 2004.”|
|14.||The Perfect Filling of WA Pie Shop||Father Knows Best State||“PIE!”|
|15.||The Overzealous Editors of WA Grammar Nazis||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Do you know of anything that eats, shoots, and leaves?”|
|16.||The Free Land of The Repealinator||Father Knows Best State||“The law does what the law SAYS!”|
|17.||The Mischievous Ones of Anaughtymouse||Psychotic Dictatorship||“squeaky squeak squeakerson”|
|18.||The Matriarchy of Mousie||Mother Knows Best State||“Gold, gold, and all of it for me”|
|19.||The Rogue Nation of Ebil Plotting||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Exxxxcellent ...”|
|20.||The Brown Speckles of FrAckles||Father Knows Best State||“In Dean Winchester we trust.”|
- : The Eminent Domain of Ziggie Valencourt became regional WA Delegate.
- : The Confederate Dominion of Separatist Peoples lost WA Delegate status.
- : The Blue Serenity of Awesome Islands dismissed The Groot of Groot as Jungle Hopper of Monkey Island.
- : The Empire of The Imperial Frost Federation arrived from The South Pacific.
- : The Banana Republic of Kazejin arrived from Lazarus.
- : Eat a dick departed this region for HYDRA Command.
- : Eat a dick arrived from The West Pacific.
- : The Banana Republic of Kazejin ceased to exist.
- : The Mighty Pirates of Guybush Threepwood ceased to exist.
- : The Republic of Separatist Peoples Puppet departed this region for International Democratic Union.
Monkey Island Regional Message Board
But you're doing a fine job. Why would we mess with perfection?
There are four lights!
I'm not nearly stubborn enough to argue with you. Four lights there are!
I'll be putting in 80 hour weeks once law school starts, so if I don't CTE at least once, I'll be impressed. I'd rather not leave the region without a viable replacement. :)
Law School? Yikes.
Feel free to give me your password to ensure you don't CTE. I'll be good...I promise. :P
Maybe I could take over for a bit as delegate.
Also how's everyone doing?
This seems like a reasonable idea. I endorse it fully. We should all endorse IFF.
My fellow Monkey Islanders, today I must resign my post as Top Banana. Unfortunately, there is no exciting scandal about untoward behavior between me and a secretary, I have not been selling weapons to Europeia to fund rebels in The North Pacific, and I am most certainly not a crook. Nonetheless, my time with you is up.
Iíve had a fantastic time serving as your Top Banana, and despite the fact that I couldnít possibly measure up compared to Mouse or Ainocra, I am honored to have served the good Monkey Islanders for as long as I have. Unfortunately, my schedule is going to be unreasonably busy in the years to come, and I just cannot spare the attention Monkey Island deserves. The only honorable course of action, I feel, is to pass the baton.
As nobody has elected to take up the position, Iíve brought in a friend of mine, The Empire of The Imperial Frost Federation, who is a GA regular and friend of mine. I have the utmost confidence that he will serve Monkey Island with all the dedication and respect that I have.
Thank you for your trust in me these past few years and thank you for letting me serve you as Delegate. As my final order of official businessÖTHE RUM IS ON ME!
We... are... GROOT!
Thanks for your time and dedication to the region, SP! Good luck with your future school business, etc., and if you need me to do something on the Regional Admin side of things feel free to poke me. I'm afraid RL is keeping me busier than I'd like so I don't check in with my friends in Monkey Island as often as I used to, but you guys are still always close to my heart. <3
Real life has kicked us all in the tails...which may lead to the lack of nominations for Bananadom.
I for one welcome our new banana overlords.