WA Delegate (non-executive): The Doctoral Monkey Feet of Mousebumples (elected 4 years 343 days ago)
Founder: The Blue Serenity of Awesome Islands
Regional Power: High
Today's World Census Report
The Largest Mining Sector in Monkey Island
As a region, Monkey Island is ranked 17,072nd in the world for Largest Mining Sector.
|11.||The Multi-Colored Chickadees of Happy Peeps||New York Times Democracy||“Mmm ... Tastes like chicken”|
|12.||The Empire of Darth Famine||Compulsory Consumerist State||“The force shall set me free”|
|13.||The Formerly Contopon of Do Nothings||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“ ”|
|14.||The Free Land of Orangutans Armed||Democratic Socialists||“Ook”|
|15.||The Blue Serenity of Awesome Islands||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“We're not just awesome - we're awesome squared!”|
|16.||The Commonwealth of Luvuland||Democratic Socialists||“A commonwealth committed to caring”|
|17.||The Confederate Dominion of Separatist Peoples||Left-Leaning College State||“Nemo vir est qui mundum non reddat meliorem?”|
|18.||The Banana Republic of Kazejin||Anarchy||“Death to all llamas.”|
|19.||The Colony of Jamie Anumia IX||New York Times Democracy||“Winter is coming.”|
|20.||The Grand Republic of Neo Killadonia||Civil Rights Lovefest||“If you've got a black list, I want to be on it.”|
- 1 day 23 hours ago: The Republic of Terra Divinia of the region The Remnants of the Mian Empire proposed constructing embassies.
- 5 days ago: The Free Land of La Entrepierna de Hitler ceased to exist.
- 6 days ago: The United States of American Militia ceased to exist.
- 6 days ago: The Badlands Beyond the Brink of The Bizarre of the region The Illuminati proposed constructing embassies.
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Monkey Island Regional Message Board
Unlike last time, the Shrine is prepared. We will be more than stalwart in our defense of Monkey Island!
But The Star Empire of Ainocra, do you really think they'd pull the same gimmick on us? For all we know something else might happen, like an invasion of evil clowns with cleavers who are claustrophobic.
Killer Klowns from outer space?
Yeah they'd do that
I always ship my zombies to other nations. Our catgirl zombies are just so darned cute when they're eating brains. Tee hee hee!
catgirl zombies...... not sure if I should feel happy or terrified :)
Makes sense that the catgirls would be first in Furniture Restoration. Gotta sharpen those claws on something, right?
meh, coins are not really lifting my skirt. still they did put alot of effort into it.
Pretty much my thoughts. Ooooh money. Reminds me of the shares thing from a few years ago.
All the same, happy April fools everyone!
Since there was no invasion of any kind, the Shrine will remain dormant for a while. As Zombie Defense Minister I will testify that the region is NOT in danger in any way.
So, um, don't fire me. :P
Haha, no worries. I was totally in Mexico for the duration of April Fool's and sitting there hoping nothing awesome that would make me want to ignore my sister/the beach/etc., to play on my phone with the ridiculously bad internet that I had at the resort.
And I didn't say that publicly because I didn't want to announce to potential raiders that I was going to be mostly MIA - for security reasons, of course. I'm back now, though, and I'm hoping that we'll have another zombie event ... this fall, maybe, for Halloween again?
A new religious youth movement, popularly known as The Cult of Pizza, has recently gained visibility in True Moriya Shrine, proclaiming the "good word of the Supreme Pizza and his light and happy ways". Affronted religious leaders have taken notice.
"The heretics must be stopped!" trumpets Bishop of The Church of Suwako Jennifer Falopian while handing out black books to bystanders. "If we allow blasphemers like them to continue their preaching, it will hurt my church's revenue -- I mean, it could be hazardous to our nation's citizens. Who knows what they'll turn to next - a cult based on noodles? Bah! The government must intercede on behalf of legitimate religious organizations."
High Priestess Chiye Kochiya would like to announce that Bishop Falopian will be resigning from her position. The Bishop acted under the assumption that Suwako is Yahweh, and therefore any faith outside of Suwakoism must therefore be "Heathen." Furthermore, she openly stated that she was earning revenue from her church, which is a form of corruption and is therefore a deep stain towards Suwako's honor and glory. What the Bishop failed to remember (other than of course remembering to NOT BE CORRUPT) was that Suwako is not Yahweh. Suwako firmly states that all her children must be eager to assist and embrace other faiths. "Come, young tadpoles, do not be tainted by bigotry and fundamentalism. All creatures are equal and precious in my eyes." (Kero Kero Kero, 4:1)
The Cult of Pizza declared that "there is mush room in True Moriya Shrine for a mixed platter of faiths," and this sentiment falls in line with Suwakoist teachings. Thus, the High Priestess sees no reason to suppress their cult at this time. Unless they begin heinous practices like human or amphibian sacrifices and/or engaging holy wars on other faiths (which at the moment seems unlikely), the Chapel Militant will not get involved with their activities.