WA Delegate: The Imperial Grand Chancellory of SaintsEmpire (elected )
Founder: The Neo Globalist Empire of Rhyphix
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Regional Power: High
Today's World Census Report
The Most Inclusive in Illuminati
WA analysts ranked nations based on whether all citizens were commonly treated as equally valuable members of society.
As a region, Illuminati is ranked 11,796th in the world for Most Inclusive.
|11.||The Oligarchy of Lacedonians||Father Knows Best State||“May the odds be ever in your favour”|
|12.||The Islamic Sultanate of United Middle East Repulics||Corrupt Dictatorship||“Many republics united as one”|
|13.||The Republic of ShIsAw||Democratic Socialists||“We Walk In Integrity, Progress In Power”|
|14.||The Republic of Le epic memers||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Sponsored by mountain dew and doritos”|
|15.||The The Ghetto Gangsters Puppet of Semberian States||Civil Rights Lovefest||“It is far too late to expect us!”|
|16.||The Dictatorship of Nuevo Atlanta islands||Democratic Socialists||“Through strife comes liberty”|
|17.||The Realm of Del Diablo||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Viva la Vida del Diablo!”|
|18.||The Empire of Brittannic||Democratic Socialists||“We Will Rule!”|
|19.||The United Socialist States of Enlighten America||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“The ends justifies the means”|
|20.||The Imperial Dominion of BrazC||Left-Leaning College State||“Et Xterem Erenge”|
- : The Empire of Brittannic arrived from Balder.
- : You gonna die ceased to exist.
- : The Dictatorship of The Duck Sauce-Illuminati Empire arrived from The Pacific.
- : The Athenian Paradise of Otaku Stratus of the region Japan proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Incorporated States of The Republic of Rhodesia arrived from Balder.
- : Cyberpunks ceased to exist.
- : The Empire of Semantics departed this region for Origins.
- : Morningstaire ceased to exist.
- : Empire lemon ceased to exist.
- : The Dictatorship of Great Illuminati arrived from The Pacific.
Illuminati Regional Message Board
AH! ZOMBIE! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Not sure whether you may kill a Zombie with fire.
My best guess is, the Zombie, that was supposed to be killed, will continue stroll across the fire, and give you a nice, VERY warm hug.
Oh, Glorius founder. Will you ever remain with us?
Oh Illuminati! Will your life ever be returned to you?
Well, ideally, the fire would be hot enough to boil the juices in the brain before it could get to you. Fire kills zombies slower than bullets but they aren't immune to it (depending on the zombie lore you use. If they're magical then, heck, I don't know how that would work). If I had a flamethrower, and assuming the zombies weren't running, then I could easily subdue a large group of them provided I have some space to maneuver in. Even if they were running, I could hop in the back of a pickup truck and train them around in a circle.
But most people don't have flamethrowers. Nonetheless, Molotov cocktails, explosive traps, homemade firebombs, they all do the trick. I could toss a bottle of vodka with a flaming rag in it at a person (or a zombie) and easily light them up. Regardless of how nonchalant the zombie is to the burning death engulfing it, its senses are going to be badly hampered. It won't be able to hear too much. It's sense of smell is going to be overwhelmed by smoke. It's eyes will boil away before long. And any nerves left in the hands and feet will be singed away. Flaming zombies (depending on how lit-up they are) will likely move slower and die within a minute or so. If they're in a hoard, they stand a chance of lighting other zombies as well, spreading the love.
Bottom line. If you're up against a wall in a wooden tree house filled with half-full gas canisters, fire might not be your best option. But otherwise, flaming zombies pose no more of a threat than a regular zombie does.
So, why does everyone think Illuminati has become so quiet recently?
Because end is nigh.
Well darnit guys, we can't let the region just die out like this! We must create something from which to derive activity.
I propose a regional competition, run by our proud military establishment of course.
All nations are to participate the rules of the competition will be this:
Take your national defense forces stat, economy stat, and scientific advancement stat. Add them all together and multiply that number by your population in billions.
The resulting number will be your "War Score" and will act as a measure of your nations military strength.
Hold on, going into class. I'll finish this in a moment.
Once you have your number, it will be recorded in a personal ledger I will manage but you should also post it in your Factbook so others can see it.
Once you have your war score, battle can begin. All nations may engage each other in combat and no one is exepmt.
To engage in combat, telegram New wintony with the name of the nation you wish to attack and either Rock, Paper, or Scissors. A notice will be sent to the defending nation that they are under attack and must respond with either Rock, Paper, or scissors. The loser of the competition will lose 10 war points (taken from their war score). If a nation reaches 0 points, then they are removed from battle and are "legally obligated" to give their national password to the nation which removed their last war point.
A nation has 24 hours after the notice of attack to respond. If no response is given, they will automatically lose the battle.
A nation may attack as many other nations as they want simultaneously but they cannot attack a single nation more than once in a turn; that is to say, you can only engage in one bout of combat with a particular nation at a time. This way, people aren't inondated with attacks from a single nation all at once.
If you so wish, you may tout your victories and the particulars of battle on the RMB but you are not at all required to do so. Nor are you required to post your current war score or the amount of points you have left. A nation may anonymously attack another nation but will lose 15 points if they lose the battle and their identity will be revealed pending the loss.
I will manage the battle telegrams (since your rock paper scissors decisions have to be hidden until the outcome is revealed so no one gets the upper hand). If anyone wishes to engage me in battle, signal your willingness to do so and wait for my response BEFORE you send me the attack telegram so I can decide which RPS option I will use. In effect, let me pick first so I don't have an unfair advantage over you.
May the odds be ever in your favor.
NOW HAVE AT IT!
THAT IS MAHOGANY!