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Governor: The Musical Plague of Tap-Dancing Demons

WA Delegate (non-executive): The ThousandfoldWorldsLiberation of NinjitsUtopia (elected )

Founder: The Musical Plague of Tap-Dancing Demons

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Maps Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Rebellious Youth: 276th Most Cultured: 390th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 487th+31
Most Compassionate Citizens: 591st Nicest Citizens: 599th Most Inclusive: 676th Most Beautiful Environments: 697th Most Valuable International Artwork: 814th Most Nations: 865th Largest Black Market: 874th Largest Publishing Industry: 941st Highest Economic Output: 944th Smartest Citizens: 964th Highest Food Quality: 1,028th Best Weather: 1,102nd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,139th Most Advanced Public Education: 1,235th Healthiest Citizens: 1,257th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,292nd Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,388th Largest Governments: 1,469th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,478th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,481st Most Corrupt Governments: 1,577th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,838th Lowest Crime Rates: 1,850th Most Subsidized Industry: 1,923rd Highest Average Incomes: 1,941st Most Devout: 1,993rd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,131st Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,137th Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,273rd Most Influential: 2,608th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,765th
World Factbook Entry

Welcome to Haiku
Explore our many islands
and enjoy your stay


Embassies: Philosophy 115, Futaba Aoi, Nudist Dreamland, The SOP, The Western Isles, The Dirt Alliance, Gay, Loamhedge, Calefacta Aquas Piscinae, The Maritimes, Gay Equality, Winterfell, Chinese Republic, Esamir, The Socialist States of the Philippines, Sonnel, and 29 others.Imperium of the Wolf, The Bar on the corner of every region, The Great Universe, Dauiland, Forest, Oatland, Hollow Point, Gypsy Lands, Rogue CONclave, Barbaria, The Meme Must Go On, Bhutan, The International Polling Zone, Edmundian Empire, Europe but better, Zentari, The Embassy, Fredonia, Philosophers, Ulthar, The Agents of SHIELD, Freshness, T2R, Seven To Many, GOOD BOIs, Key Results Union, Just relax, True Waskaria, and Southern Equatorial Council.

Tags: Casual, Commended, Democratic, Featured, Medium, and Social.

Regional Power: Moderate

Haiku contains 24 nations, the 865th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Lowest Crime Rates in Haiku

World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.

As a region, Haiku is ranked 1,850th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
11.The Military Storage of Cards of Destructive Government Economic SoldierPsychotic Dictatorship“UwU this nation got slapped recently”
12.The Phoenix Kingdom of DarastrixetheLibertarian Police State“In the name of Xo, we are forever bound.”
13.The Beautiful Deathlings of XiaomeiIron Fist Consumerists“Bleed Beauty. Sing until your voice gives out.”
14.The Res Publica Serenissima of Logophilia LyricaliaScandinavian Liberal Paradise“We suffer not a dearth of the pompous”
15.The Backward Republic of UkiahInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Three lines, no waiting!”
16.The Excellent Peoples of NycetriLeft-wing Utopia“Be excellent to each other”
17.The Democratic Republic of CitrumMoralistic Democracy“If life gives you lemons, you eat them whole.”
18.The Pending Theme of CarmiexDemocratic Socialists“This is a Haiku”
19.The Frozen Tundra of FroyodiaLeft-wing Utopia“It's okay to pretend it's healthy”
20.The Community of HaikustanDemocratic Socialists“A nomad I am, always so harmonious, I hail Haikustan!”
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Haiku Regional Message Board

If April is the
Cruelest month, February
Throws the challenge flag.

N Day’s pretty sick
or I’m just being pious
which is possible

In my head voices
warning of things to be done,
tasks long overdue.

In my head silence,
things to be done forgotten,
I look at the sky.

Productivity
Checked five things off my checklist
Time to lollygag

Titiwu wrote:Productivity
Checked five things off my checklist
Time to lollygag

I can lollygag
without being productive -
I have no checklist.

Titiwu wrote:Productivity
Checked five things off my checklist
Time to lollygag

Naked Friends wrote:I can lollygag
without being productive -
I have no checklist.

My lollygagging
IS productive. You folks lack
Imagination.

There is always noise,
hammers banging, kids crying;
time for the earphones.

I have forgotten
My dear feline nation-state,
But I remembered.

On a lukewarm day
Memory came back to me
Oh, great Kattenland!

I was joking with
A friend, who laughed and said I
Was a "piece of work".

Was I insulted?
No, but I'd rather be a
"Piece of play" instead.

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