WA Delegate: The United Utopia of Untspah (elected 158 days ago)
Regional Power: Very High
Today's World Census Report
The Highest Drug Use in Equestria
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
As a region, Equestria is ranked 8,123rd in the world for Highest Drug Use.
- 2 days 4 hours ago: The Allied States of Flannanshire arrived from The South Pacific.
- 2 days 4 hours ago: Embassy cancelled between Soviet equestria and Equestria.
- 3 days 7 hours ago: The Armed Republic of Lunar Guards departed this region for New Lunar Republic.
- 3 days 9 hours ago: The Rogue Nation of Land of the free Sith departed this region for New Lunar Republic.
- 3 days 20 hours ago: The Rogue Nation of The Kingdom of Loathing You arrived from The South Pacific.
- 4 days ago: The Confederacy of San Palomino arrived from The East Pacific.
- 4 days ago: The Allied States of Anarcho-Capitalist Confederacy arrived from The Anglican Commonwealth.
- 6 days ago: The Most Serene Republic of Lucia Maybell arrived from The North Pacific.
- 9 days ago: The Armed Republic of Discorded Eris departed this region for Winterfell.
- 11 days ago: The pony republic of geldingland ceased to exist.
Equestria Regional Message Board
Heads up, empty shells, more water. Maybe this will wash that stink off the kingdom, but I forbid getting your hopes up.
Shiver me timbers, a mother of all tides just swept in on us! We've just got done looting that blasted toxic place and now we be sailin' on water. So far the casualties we took before the tide are minimal, but now we lost nearly half our man power. Whatever scraps of resources we got left for the rocket and other stuff, we converted all of it into a metal armada, the man o' war is our acting flagship with machine guns, flamethrower, mortars, a giant ram, and rocket boosters for added speed.
Our crew still has guns, armor, and the wolves will be used to assist boarding parties. We're currently making our way to fresher and cleaner waters while still scavenging whatever we find(fresh water, food, the usual that we need...) as well as fighting off robotic sharks. I'm off to catch one of dem sharks in order to make shark mounted pirates!
What do you know, the Kingdom LOOKS EXACTLY THE SAME. And it still smells like rust and tears.
Get a load of them! After a few hours browsing what's left of the internet for inspiration, I want to try combining robotic sharks with tornadoes. Hmm... robosharknado...yessss...
You know what the difference is between Pony Lands' and Equestria's message boards?
Equestria's lets me repeatedly end the world. Pony Lands' makes me want to end the world.
Wait, we were trying to solve problems? Sorry, I must have missed the memo. My bad.
Please note that this is outside of the robots' designed operating parameters and will void your warranty.
Considering the warranty is "if you don't get eaten, we'll continue sending free replacement sharks until you are", you probably want this.
but.... i want endless waves of robo-sharks :c
Meanwhile... At the bottom of the ocean in the LAIR of DOOM;
*looks around at surrounding water through force field*
"Hmmm... 'S pretty."
Okay, so, it seems we've been hit by a tsunami. This is rather vexing. It would be even more perturbing if it hadn't been for the fact that the water, upon crossing the Quintolanian border, was hit by a barrage of insults and hydrophobia so severe that the most of parts that didn't run away in fear burst into flame from shame. Still, the entire market district is now underwater. Flamethrowers don't seem to have much of an effect, perplexingly.
It might seem fun, but robot sharks are actually terrible houseguests. Ones that visited us back during the 42nd Great Flood thought they were awfully droll, but all they brought to the metaphorical table was a series of riddles so lame that they needed three sets of crutches.
Sure we were! The problem of life existing. It's making a terrible mess of my yard. Someone should inform the management.
Also, the new WA policy has spelling so cringeworthy that my right eye actually stopped seeing for 45 minutes as a protective measure against reading further.
Meanwhile... in the double underwater castle of King Glubin "Drown-Me-Now" Bubbles;
*notices that the old, polluted ocean that surrounds his Kingdom doesn't mix with the rest of the ocean*
"If I took a dump right here on my desk, or out the window, would anyone notice?
"Wait, is that a damn forcefield? HEY. Get the hell out of my toil- Kingdom!"