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WA Delegate: The United Utopia of Untspah (elected 158 days ago)

Founder: Makrtopia

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Happy New Years to all! May your 2015 be filled with cheer!

A blossoming empire full of various Equestrian nations, this region seeks peace and acceptance. Originally founded by Makrtopia, and currently managed by its major World Assembly delegate, The United Utopia of Untspah, Equestria invites and welcomes with open arms anyone wanting a new home or second chance.

To new nations: Please, be certain to join the World Assembly, and once you have, don't forget to endorse our regional delegate. Not only does this help strengthen them, it helps prevent hostile take-overs and invasions. And we don't want those to happen again, do we?

Off-site forum located at the click of a Linkbutton.

Embassies: The Black Hawks, Winterfell, Unified Skaian Syndicate of Rulers, Spokane, The Derpy Dominion, Pony Lands, Freedom and Justice Alliance, Farkistan, War Weary, and western changling empire.

Tags: Offsite Forums, Silly, Social, Casual, Large, Fandom, Founderless, Multi-Species, and Magical.

Regional Power: Very High

Equestria contains 97 nations, the 137th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Highest Drug Use in Equestria

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

As a region, Equestria is ranked 8,123rd in the world for Highest Drug Use.

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Equestria Regional Message Board

Heads up, empty shells, more water. Maybe this will wash that stink off the kingdom, but I forbid getting your hopes up.

To: The Most Harmonic Empire of The Alicorns

Shiver me timbers, a mother of all tides just swept in on us! We've just got done looting that blasted toxic place and now we be sailin' on water. So far the casualties we took before the tide are minimal, but now we lost nearly half our man power. Whatever scraps of resources we got left for the rocket and other stuff, we converted all of it into a metal armada, the man o' war is our acting flagship with machine guns, flamethrower, mortars, a giant ram, and rocket boosters for added speed.

Our crew still has guns, armor, and the wolves will be used to assist boarding parties. We're currently making our way to fresher and cleaner waters while still scavenging whatever we find(fresh water, food, the usual that we need...) as well as fighting off robotic sharks. I'm off to catch one of dem sharks in order to make shark mounted pirates!

What do you know, the Kingdom LOOKS EXACTLY THE SAME. And it still smells like rust and tears.

The Corporate Conglomerates of Conexus wrote:To: The Most Harmonic Empire of The Alicorns

Shiver me timbers, a mother of all tides just swept in on us! We've just got done looting that blasted toxic place and now we be sailin' on water. So far the casualties we took before the tide are minimal, but now we lost nearly half our man power. Whatever scraps of resources we got left for the rocket and other stuff, we converted all of it into a metal armada, the man o' war is our acting flagship with machine guns, flamethrower, mortars, a giant ram, and rocket boosters for added speed.

Our crew still has guns, armor, and the wolves will be used to assist boarding parties. We're currently making our way to fresher and cleaner waters while still scavenging whatever we find(fresh water, food, the usual that we need...) as well as fighting off robotic sharks. I'm off to catch one of dem sharks in order to make shark mounted pirates!

Get a load of them! After a few hours browsing what's left of the internet for inspiration, I want to try combining robotic sharks with tornadoes. Hmm... robosharknado...yessss...

You know what the difference is between Pony Lands' and Equestria's message boards?

Equestria's lets me repeatedly end the world. Pony Lands' makes me want to end the world.

The Most Harmonic Empire of The Alicorns wrote:This is certainly quite creative! Solve the problems of the last apocalypse by causing another! Good luck!

Wait, we were trying to solve problems? Sorry, I must have missed the memo. My bad.

The Most Harmonic Empire of The Alicorns wrote:Get a load of them! After a few hours browsing what's left of the internet for inspiration, I want to try combining robotic sharks with tornadoes. Hmm... robosharknado...yessss...

Please note that this is outside of the robots' designed operating parameters and will void your warranty.

Considering the warranty is "if you don't get eaten, we'll continue sending free replacement sharks until you are", you probably want this.

Quintolania

The Principality of Trotterdam wrote:

Considering the warranty is "if you don't get eaten, we'll continue sending free replacement sharks until you are", you probably want this.

but.... i want endless waves of robo-sharks :c

Meanwhile... At the bottom of the ocean in the LAIR of DOOM;

*looks around at surrounding water through force field*

"Hmmm... 'S pretty."

Underground niafleland

Okay, so, it seems we've been hit by a tsunami. This is rather vexing. It would be even more perturbing if it hadn't been for the fact that the water, upon crossing the Quintolanian border, was hit by a barrage of insults and hydrophobia so severe that the most of parts that didn't run away in fear burst into flame from shame. Still, the entire market district is now underwater. Flamethrowers don't seem to have much of an effect, perplexingly.

The Dictatorship of Underground niafleland wrote:but.... i want endless waves of robo-sharks :c

It might seem fun, but robot sharks are actually terrible houseguests. Ones that visited us back during the 42nd Great Flood thought they were awfully droll, but all they brought to the metaphorical table was a series of riddles so lame that they needed three sets of crutches.

The Principality of Trotterdam wrote:Wait, we were trying to solve problems? Sorry, I must have missed the memo. My bad.

Sure we were! The problem of life existing. It's making a terrible mess of my yard. Someone should inform the management.

Underground niafleland

Also, the new WA policy has spelling so cringeworthy that my right eye actually stopped seeing for 45 minutes as a protective measure against reading further.

San Palomino

The Confederacy of San Palomino wrote:Meanwhile... At the bottom of the ocean in the LAIR of DOOM;

*looks around at surrounding water through force field*

"Hmmm... 'S pretty."


Meanwhile... in the double underwater castle of King Glubin "Drown-Me-Now" Bubbles;

*notices that the old, polluted ocean that surrounds his Kingdom doesn't mix with the rest of the ocean*

"If I took a dump right here on my desk, or out the window, would anyone notice?

*unzips pants*

"Wait, is that a damn forcefield? HEY. Get the hell out of my toil- Kingdom!"

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