WA Delegate: The United Utopia of Untspah (elected 3 years 113 days ago)
Embassies: Pony Lands, New Lunar Republic, Orbital Friendship Cannon HQ, Hollow Point, The Empire of Friendship, Bronydom, Angels of Derp, Mystria, The United Empires Of the Raht Sea, Unified Skaian Syndicate of Rulers, Farkistan, Spokane, The Discord Dominion, The Federal Islands 2nd Gen, Freedom and Justice Alliance, Armagedox, and 11 others.Continent of Xenonia, The Luxan Empire, The Epic Pony Region, Inner heavens grace, Currahee, Pirate warriors, Glenda Dawson HighSchool, South Seas, The Solar Reign, The United Equestrian Nations, and HybridsRealmOfOblivion.
Regional Power: Very High
Today's World Census Report
The Stupidest Citizens in Equestria
The following nations had the highest proportion of citizens designated in World Census studies as either "Uneducated" or "Just Plain Dumb".
As a region, Equestria is ranked 15,522nd in the world for Stupidest Citizens.
- 2 days 5 hours ago: The Rogue Nation of Tambelon arrived from The North Pacific.
- 2 days 13 hours ago: The Grand Duchy of Wrelyra departed this region for Sanyth.
- 3 days 4 hours ago: The Grand Duchy of Wrelyra arrived from The North Pacific.
- 5 days ago: Embassy established between Equestria and HybridsRealmOfOblivion.
- 5 days ago: The United Kingdom of Murray land arrived from Balder.
- 5 days ago: The Republic of The Union of Democratic States ceased to exist.
- 6 days ago: The Oppressed Peoples of Aurelia Swarm arrived from The Pacific.
- 8 days ago: The Holy Empire of Her Majesty Princess Luna ceased to exist.
- 8 days ago: The Empire of Jordash ceased to exist.
- 8 days ago: The Mehder Shenanigans of Viisbyax ceased to exist.
Equestria Regional Message Board
Spies, what spies? You should relax princess, there's no reason to be paranoid. Here have a slice of cake to help ease your mind.
That's just normal... for criminals and thieving starving degenerates who can't find themselves a decent legitimate job, but being a petty street urchin.
Also eat this cake! It's good for your soul and gives you the itis!
A possible new character known as Rainbow Ruby voice acted by Alyssa Swales for season 5. Speculators says that she could be a (little) sister of Rainbow Dash. I pray for a RD family episode and competition for Scootaloo.
Also Art is beating Music on the poll still... dang
Hmpf. Mentioning Rainbow's family just brings to mind the lame "father" they showed briefly in I think it was Flight to the Finish, which also had rainbow-colored hair and blue fur, with only a slightly different shade.
Twilight and Rarity had parents that bore visible resemblance to them while still being clearly different people.
Applejack's siblings all have different hair colors, yet something as rare as rainbow hair runs in the family?
No wait, not Flight to the Finish. I think it was Games Ponies Play.
Whatever, my opinion stands.
Are you high? No, seriously. Are you?? What makes you think I'm going to give any information, besides those that have been declassified. Information on the changelings is classified by the her majesty. And let me make it clear. I am not the princess. I am only her voice when addressing the region. She has no time for your silliness! Be gone with thou! Or does thou have to smaketh a bit**?
Any attempt to steal classified information, will be met with a army of adorable clone fluttershy's.
So agent, did you get a hold of the information?
Yes, right from under them sir.
Good, did you leave the note?
Like you ordered sir.
Very good. I have a new assignment for you. I want you along with a hoof picked agent to accompany me to a "picnic". I want you guys to stay low for the entire time. Get wings because the other one got the horn and get prep ASAP. I'll explain more while on the way.
Gah! You fool! There is obviously somebody using changelings to gain intelligence and steal our classified and/or highly dangerous stuff. My secret weapons blueprints. Lysset's vessels. And obviously, considering the fact that it's research on the perpetrator's spies weaknesses, your research. Just hand over a copy already! Plus, that love blast of Candence's that defeated the changelings back in their '12 Attack on Canterlot was bloody obvious to anyone with a working eye.
Mother Fu****... and the buck are you talking about? I'm canceling all her majesties appointments today.... I think she should get some rest...
*Pulls sleeve closer to mouth*
Pss. Activate Operation: enduring love! I repeat, activate operation: enduring love!! threat level orange, I say again, threat level orange!
That "Love blast", was an at of true love, that just happened to save Equestria. And another thing, has anybody ever said "thank you" before? No! no one has, bunch of di**'*
But, fine. Have a copy. I swear, the thing I do......
What a fine lovely afternoon picnic and with all the "acquired assets", our corporation will be ahead of the competition in the commercial arms industry.
Anyways, our guests should be arriving momentarily. *Uses binoculars* That's a lot of guests for a simple picnic. Better make a call for our employees to wrap up what their jobs and meet us here with with food, beverages, and other stuff for an exquisite event.
Alright, we gotta make this look authentic because we're going to have a feast! Also, remember your job agents.
Okay... Definitely canceling her majesties visit. I wish luck to these "guests""