WA Delegate: The United Utopia of Untspah (elected 76 days ago)
Embassies: The Black Hawks, Winterfell, Unified Skaian Syndicate of Rulers, Spokane, The Derpy Dominion, Pony Lands, Pirate warriors, Soviet Equestria, Freedom and Justice Alliance, Farkistan, The Dawnguard, War Weary, Allied Forces of Flightless Birds, The Soviet Land of Equestria, and My Little Pony.
The embassy with My Little Pony is being withdrawn. Closure expected in 2 days 17 hours.
Regional Power: Very High
Today's World Census Report
The Healthiest Citizens in Equestria
A measure of the general health of citizens in each nation.
As a region, Equestria is ranked 1,619th in the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- 16 hours ago: The Rainbow Dash of A New World of the region My Little Pony ordered the closure of its embassy in Equestria.
- 1 day 10 hours ago: The True Depression of Photo Finish of the region Cloudsdale proposed constructing embassies.
- 3 days 13 hours ago: The Kingdom of Imperial Prance departed this region for Pony Lands.
- 3 days 18 hours ago: The Kingdom of Imperial Prance arrived from The Pacific.
- 4 days ago: The Kingdom of The Kingdom of Prance arrived from The Pacific.
- 4 days ago: The celestial guardians ceased to exist.
- 6 days ago: The Democratic Republic of Ishistonida departed this region for The Black Riders.
- 7 days ago: Embassy cancelled between Robot ponies and Equestria.
- 7 days ago: The Constitutional Monarchy of Toneclipas arrived from Lazarus.
- 8 days ago: The Democratic States of Yadacat of the region The Kingdom of Chamot proposed constructing embassies.
Equestria Regional Message Board
I, the most illustrious yet newest nation in pony Europe must state the following, do NOT turn the moon, it is much too much of a risky option! The waves will surely go mad!
I think the moon being moved by all that recoil from Quintolania's laser is going to do more to disrupt the tides than just spinning it in place.
Also, Quintolania's recently-announced melting-the-oceans initiative will probably do more damage to our seas, in the long run.
(Though err... shouldn't he be trying to vaporize the oceans? They're already molten. Unless he meant to melt the seafloor, in which case go right ahead.)
Silly Trotterdam, dolphins don't live on the sea FLOOR. If I try to melt that, the lobsters might get upset. Those guys are basically immortal, and I don't like picking a fight with gods if I can help it. Vaporisation DOES seem to be a more reachable goal, though. So, of course, I'm not going to do that. I will amend my statement, however, to melting the DOLPHINS rather than the water.
...you do realize I've built a laser cannon out of the MOON, correct? And you're worrying about tides? Adorable.
Damn Quint and his dolphin melting initiative. Fired his laser all over Equestria and hit every single dolphin... And caused a bit too much collateral damage... And the recoil of the moon screwed with the tides a bit too much. The lasers I could have dealt with. The lasers and fires I could have dealt with. Lasers, fires and disastrous changes in tides? Ugh... Now there is nothing but the burnt shell of a palace, and what little uncharred food I have is beginning to dwindle, not to mention the almost nonexistent amounts of clean water. Not even a working radio. I need to find Project Hakurei. I know one of those robots I had there had a module that could freeze time. Maybe I could mod that thing to bring me back to the time before this junk happened and stop his mad plot?
THAT'S NO MOON... IT'S A BATTLE STATION!
If that's a battlestation, then what did you do with the moon? You can't just lose something that big... can you?
Is it me or does the moon look a bit smaller than usual?
Agent: It does ma'am. You want me to contact moon base for any problem.
Agent: They reported back...
Agent: They said the planet got jacked.
Come again, because I don't think I heard you right.
Agent: Our planet got jacked by aliens and it's gonna be hurled into the sun like firewood.
Not one of the most craziest things I heard in all of Equestria, but we still should do something about this life threatening issue.
Don't bother checking our museums. They're closed for, ah, renovations. For the new "moon-sized" expansion! Which is a coincidence! Yep! Mhmmm!
Oh yes, they're, ah, "aliens". Not Quintolanian revolutionaries hellbent on having everyone embrace The Way Of the Flame. That'd be preposterous.
This new PR department is awful, gentlemen. Have them all executed, please.
Eh, so long as it's not my life being threatened, I don't care.
So apparently my nation needs a new Calvinball mascot. Strangely, I find this a harder decision to make than most serious political issues that my nation keeps facing.
The issue looks too amusing to dismiss, but I don't actually have a pressing need to reduce crime.