WA Delegate: The United Utopia of Untspah (elected 155 days ago)
Embassies: The Black Hawks, Winterfell, Unified Skaian Syndicate of Rulers, Spokane, The Derpy Dominion, Pony Lands, Soviet Equestria, Freedom and Justice Alliance, Farkistan, War Weary, and western changling empire.
Regional Power: Very High
Today's World Census Report
The Shortest Average Lifespan in Equestria
Citizens of nations ranked highly tend to die earlier, whether from poor health, crime, accident, or government encouragement.
As a region, Equestria is ranked 16,975th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan.
- 12 hours ago: The Armed Republic of Lunar Guards departed this region for New Lunar Republic.
- 14 hours ago: The Rogue Nation of Land of the free Sith departed this region for New Lunar Republic.
- 1 day 1 hour ago: The Rogue Nation of The Kingdom of Loathing You arrived from The South Pacific.
- 1 day 20 hours ago: The Confederacy of San Palomino arrived from The East Pacific.
- 1 day 21 hours ago: The Allied States of Anarcho-Capitalist Confederacy arrived from The Anglican Commonwealth.
- 3 days 6 hours ago: The Most Serene Republic of Lucia Maybell arrived from The North Pacific.
- 6 days ago: The Armed Republic of Discorded Eris departed this region for Winterfell.
- 8 days ago: The pony republic of geldingland ceased to exist.
- 9 days ago: The Armed Republic of Discorded Eris arrived from The New Inquisition.
- 9 days ago: Equestria3 ceased to exist.
Equestria Regional Message Board
"... In other news, the city of Las Pegasus is gripped in turmoil as union strikes and riots shut down the outer city production sector. The civil unrest follows the legislature agreement of the Municipality to allow companies to charge 'negative wages' to their employees. One bystander had this to say;
'Nope. I don't like it.'
The Board of New Adytum has dispatched 2000 PMC's to help stabilize the crisis. That's dark stuff happening in the west. Don't change the channel! Your listening to NCRPR..."
My Kingdom is so poor, we just moved it. Stay away!
(Sorry for being a bit late.)
Hello and welcome to Equestria! I'm The Most Harmonic Empire of The Alicorns, expert rock thrower and local w- legitimate heir to almost all the lands in Equestria, ignoring the ones eternally aflame or under the watch of that dragon. I'd tell you my backstory, but just go back a page in the RMB. I'm too lazy to relay that again. Normally when staying here, expect a scheduled apocalypse every few weeks, to be flipped with pun-filled and loosely IC/OOC discussion on whatever topic catches our fancy. Enjoy your stay!
P.S.: Lower your guns whenever my group draws near. It's uhm... For facilitation of our ammunition trade. Yeah. That.
We're Fo:E Seaponies I guess... shoo be doo shoo shoo shoo shooo-- Go Away!
Dear Princess Celestia,
I was going to send you my last letter awhile ago, but Spike... died. Probably. I haven't actually gone and looked for him, but the odds of him surviving out there are approaching 0% by the day.
So, I was sitting in my castle crying about how I had no friends and was so alone, and wondering how I ever managed to make it for all those years before I met Pinkie and Rarity and Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash and that one background pony who was related to Applebloom, when suddenly it hit me.
Literally, a book fell off the shelf and hit me in the head.
So, I said "Twilight, you don't need friends. You have BOOKS!" And I read the books. All of them.
And just as I finished the second to last one, a book titled "Why Social Interaction is Important", I was so sad I was contemplating ending it all. But I needed to finish all the books. So I turned to the last one, which just happened to be the one that I use to contact Shoichet Shimmer.
And then I remembered I had contact to the outside world after all. Anyways, I'm going to just pop in to the human world through my bull**** machine here and then pop back into the Crystal Pala... Wait, no, that's not going to work, I moved the portal here!
How am I so stupid!
Dear Sunset Shimmer...
Sea ponies...? Poor sea ponies...? Invest~ Anschluss~ Gib... Ah! Oh. Oops. Sorry. Something just came over me. Have you played the game Kingdom of Loathing by any chance? (Also welcome to Equestria. Not that you'd like to meet anyone considering your statements... or ally anyone... heheheheheheheheh...)
You are right in your assumptions. I have never played that game, unless you don't associate with those that do. We are the worst vacation spot ever. Ask the corpses, plenty of us shuffling along with our soggy lives...
I occasionally play, but of course you already knew that.
in other news my people have "The Shortest Average Lifespan in Equestria" ....i dont know if a should fell happy or sad.... I will go with happy.
"...Riots continue to plague Las Pegasus following another controversial decision made by the Municipality. Tribals from all over the west are feeding the unrest as many of them face displacement in the boards decision to clear cut the forests to create another uranium quarry. When questioned about the legislation, board chairmen, CCO, CEO, and High President Aquila PHD DDS had this to say;
'Nope. I don't like it.'
The Municipality is dispating another 2000 PMC's to combat the unrest. This has been a NCRPR news update! Stay tuned..."