WA Delegate: The United Utopia of Untspah (elected 3 years 111 days ago)
Embassies: Pony Lands, New Lunar Republic, Orbital Friendship Cannon HQ, Hollow Point, The Empire of Friendship, Bronydom, Angels of Derp, Mystria, The United Empires Of the Raht Sea, Unified Skaian Syndicate of Rulers, Farkistan, Spokane, The Discord Dominion, The Federal Islands 2nd Gen, Freedom and Justice Alliance, Armagedox, and 11 others.Continent of Xenonia, The Luxan Empire, The Epic Pony Region, Inner heavens grace, Currahee, Pirate warriors, Glenda Dawson HighSchool, South Seas, The Solar Reign, The United Equestrian Nations, and HybridsRealmOfOblivion.
Regional Power: Very High
Today's World Census Report
The Most Scientifically Advanced in Equestria
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
As a region, Equestria is ranked 1,687th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- 9 hours ago: The Rogue Nation of Tambelon arrived from The North Pacific.
- 17 hours ago: The Grand Duchy of Wrelyra departed this region for Sanyth.
- 1 day 8 hours ago: The Grand Duchy of Wrelyra arrived from The North Pacific.
- 3 days 6 hours ago: Embassy established between Equestria and HybridsRealmOfOblivion.
- 3 days 10 hours ago: The United Kingdom of Murray land arrived from Balder.
- 3 days 17 hours ago: The Republic of The Union of Democratic States ceased to exist.
- 4 days ago: The Oppressed Peoples of Aurelia Swarm arrived from The Pacific.
- 6 days ago: The Holy Empire of Her Majesty Princess Luna ceased to exist.
- 6 days ago: The Empire of Jordash ceased to exist.
- 6 days ago: The Mehder Shenanigans of Viisbyax ceased to exist.
Equestria Regional Message Board
Both Skyrim and Oblivion are crazy addictive.
Skyrim, one of the most addictive games ever. I swear, its a drug. It took me months to stop playing it... I played all day, everyday.
You realize the turtles have shells, right? And we may or may not have added some adamantium into their basic genetic makeup? It's going to take a little bit more than a bomb to slow one of these guys down.
Mostly because they have a top speed of 2 mph.
A) Cops have to wear full medieval knight armor. Helps with intimidation, tends to slow movement speed.
B) But it's FRIENDLY fire! Seriously, all our weapons have AoE based projectiles. It's practically unavoidable.
C) I've done that for very few games, usually the linear kind i.e Bastion, Transistor, etc.
A) Oh sweet flaming crucifixes they've become sentient
B) I bought a DLC pack for Sleeping Dogs for a cool car and it ended up giving me more money than you can actually spend on stuff in game. Unless you buy a really large quantity of pork buns.
No, I assure you that these are just extras that are totally not related to my agents whatsoever. Oh look at the time, I gotta take a call...
And why in the world WOULDN'T you buy a really large quantity of pork buns?
I was gonna' try to give my excess money to poor people, but the temple only takes 5g at a time and I keep getting caught when I try to reverse-pickpocket the beggars. So in Breezehome it sits.
I marathon'd Oblivion so hard it red-ringed my 360. Then I let the poor box sit overnight and it's run fine ever since.
I tend to rotate games, so I'll be back to Oblivion when I finish with Pokemon and Animal Crossing.
Because the eating animation is at least a goddamn minute.
I liked Assasin's Creed because I could literally throw all my money to the poor.
JUMP OF BUILDINGS AND STAB PEOPLE JUST BECAUSE YOU FEEL LIKE IT.
Or, at least that's what I do...
Kill all the attacking guards but leave one grunt alive, he runs away in fear, chase after him(keep him in your line of sight), hire and order mercenaries, thieves, and courtesans to chase after him. Rinse and repeat the previous step.
Revel in joy from the guard's misfortune of being chased by the whole city out for his blood.
Poison guards and throw gold at them. Watch the bloodshed and giggle.
Assassin's Creed 2 Devil's idle hand experience.
Or just go full Batman, Appearing long enough for the guards to notice you, then SMOKE BOMB! They're paranoid, watchful, but then they calm down. THEN YOU COME OUT OF THE SHADOWS AND BEAT THEM TO DEATH WITH YOUR FISTS.