WA Delegate: The United Utopia of Untspah (elected 160 days ago)
Regional Power: Very High
Today's World Census Report
The Largest Pizza Delivery Sector in Equestria
As a region, Equestria is ranked 230th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
|11.||The Republic of The Hoof||Left-Leaning College State||“Hoofington Rises”|
|12.||The Ocean Queendom of Parth||Democratic Socialists||“e mare ad astra”|
|13.||The Allied States of Anarcho-Capitalist Confederacy||New York Times Democracy||“One nation united by God and capitalism.”|
|14.||The Fiery Federation of Quintolania||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Ignited we stand.”|
|15.||The Republic of Zeffari||New York Times Democracy||“Think The Unthinkable.”|
|16.||The Alicornian Dominion of Unitas Republic||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“United forever.”|
|17.||The Armed Republic of Militaristic Lunar Republic||Father Knows Best State||“Confidimus autem in Re Publica”|
|18.||The Dominion of Luna and Mars||Father Knows Best State||“Only fate can keep us down.”|
|19.||The Kind Principality of See-land||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“... si tibi placet ...”|
|20.||The People's Republic of Scienceandponies||Democratic Socialists||“For Science! (and ponies)”|
- 4 hours ago: The Rogue Nation of Fovanic arrived from Western changling empire.
- 4 hours ago: The Constitutional Monarchy of New champz arrived from NovaRomaImperium.
- 16 hours ago: The Empire of Princess Spitfire departed this region for The Furry Federation.
- 1 day 4 hours ago: The Dictatorship of Kaijurain arrived from NovaRomaImperium.
- 1 day 6 hours ago: The Constitutional Monarchy of New champz departed this region for NovaRomaImperium.
- 4 days ago: The Allied States of Flannanshire arrived from The South Pacific.
- 4 days ago: Embassy cancelled between Soviet equestria and Equestria.
- 5 days ago: The Armed Republic of Lunar Guards departed this region for New Lunar Republic.
- 5 days ago: The Rogue Nation of Land of the free Sith departed this region for New Lunar Republic.
- 5 days ago: The Rogue Nation of The Kingdom of Loathing You arrived from The South Pacific.
Equestria Regional Message Board
Okay, so, it seems we've been hit by a tsunami. This is rather vexing. It would be even more perturbing if it hadn't been for the fact that the water, upon crossing the Quintolanian border, was hit by a barrage of insults and hydrophobia so severe that the most of parts that didn't run away in fear burst into flame from shame. Still, the entire market district is now underwater. Flamethrowers don't seem to have much of an effect, perplexingly.
It might seem fun, but robot sharks are actually terrible houseguests. Ones that visited us back during the 42nd Great Flood thought they were awfully droll, but all they brought to the metaphorical table was a series of riddles so lame that they needed three sets of crutches.
Sure we were! The problem of life existing. It's making a terrible mess of my yard. Someone should inform the management.
Also, the new WA policy has spelling so cringeworthy that my right eye actually stopped seeing for 45 minutes as a protective measure against reading further.
Meanwhile... in the double underwater castle of King Glubin "Drown-Me-Now" Bubbles;
*notices that the old, polluted ocean that surrounds his Kingdom doesn't mix with the rest of the ocean*
"If I took a dump right here on my desk, or out the window, would anyone notice?
"Wait, is that a damn forcefield? HEY. Get the hell out of my toil- Kingdom!"
Would you say they... used the wring spelling?
You should tell the author. They'll thank you for wringing it to their attention.
Speaking of cringeworthy language, your usage of "they" as a singular pronoun calls for drastic measures to ensure your immediate destruction. That's it, I'm unleashing the colossal radioactive bluebottles, several million electric piranhas, battering clams, giant bolt-cutter crabs, laser swordfish, chainsaw starfish, and a single cute sea otter with a knack for throwing rocks. Also, a few flying massacre whales (that's a misnomer, they're actually dolphins) in case you somehow manage to escape the water.
Activate operation "Kill the Water", gentlemen! Stab it a bunch of times so that it thinks twice about reaching our shore again! Quick, before those fish get here!
Some mysterious effect is causing the water in Quintolanian territory to gain a mysterious level of animacy. This is making it slightly more intelligent, but unfortunately also much more killable.
It's time to activate the hidden inside agents. The pony and human bodies are 70% water. We'll have our sleeper cells freeze themselves into jagged shards of ice. As a bonus, when they melt themselves afterwards, it'll just cause more damage, as there's no solids left in the wound to block the flow of blood. And don't think it's going to clot. Oh no, the blood is on OUR side this time!
well.... things went to hell quite fast....
I should buy a boat....
Can't wait for this to come out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuekFdjoFPw
In light of recent events. The armada has found a large island(more like some landmass that wasn't below current sea level) and began establishing a settlement where ships can be repaired, crew members rest, and a castle will be built to serve as a HQ. Whatever robot sharks we managed to hack with axes into our control are now serving as mounts, while the others that suffered too much damage from the axes are scrapped into usable parts or got converted into mini-scout submarines.
We are currently building the settlement up to it's needed minimal requirement while sending out scout subs to look for more potential landmass to expand on.