WA Delegate: The United Utopia of Untspah (elected 75 days ago)
Embassies: The Black Hawks, Winterfell, Unified Skaian Syndicate of Rulers, Spokane, The Derpy Dominion, Pony Lands, Pirate warriors, Soviet Equestria, Freedom and Justice Alliance, Farkistan, The Dawnguard, War Weary, Allied Forces of Flightless Birds, The Soviet Land of Equestria, and My Little Pony.
Regional Power: Very High
Today's World Census Report
The Most Eco-Friendly Governments in Equestria
The following governments spend the greatest amount on environmental issues. This may not always be reflected in the quality of that nation's environment, however.
As a region, Equestria is ranked 55th in the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
|11.||The Wanderers' Confederation of Lysset||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Not all who wander are lost.”|
|12.||The Alicornian Dominion of Unitas Republic||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“United forever.”|
|13.||The Armed Republic of Wishper||New York Times Democracy||“Simul stamus, Seorsum cadamus”|
|14.||The Federal Republic of Nova Y Romanov||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Libertad, Progreso, Orden y Amistad”|
|15.||The Ancient Order of The Polaris Society||Democratic Socialists||“nam et ipsa scientia potestas est”|
|16.||The Colony of Alvus||New York Times Democracy||“Amor Omnibus Idem!”|
|17.||The Queendom of Moonlight Equestria||Psychotic Dictatorship||“May the Moonlight bless everypony!”|
|18.||The Republic of Eytelia||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Where There is Cacao, There is Sensibility.”|
|19.||The Holy Empire of The Britannian Annex||Anarchy||“All Hail Britannia!”|
|20.||The Eternal Empire of The Equinia Confederation||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Vera gentis equis”|
- 10 hours ago: The True Depression of Photo Finish of the region Cloudsdale proposed constructing embassies.
- 2 days 13 hours ago: The Kingdom of Imperial Prance departed this region for Pony Lands.
- 2 days 18 hours ago: The Kingdom of Imperial Prance arrived from The Pacific.
- 3 days 3 hours ago: The Kingdom of The Kingdom of Prance arrived from The Pacific.
- 3 days 4 hours ago: The celestial guardians ceased to exist.
- 5 days ago: The Democratic Republic of Ishistonida departed this region for The Black Riders.
- 6 days ago: Embassy cancelled between Robot ponies and Equestria.
- 6 days ago: The Constitutional Monarchy of Toneclipas arrived from Lazarus.
- 7 days ago: The Democratic States of Yadacat of the region The Kingdom of Chamot proposed constructing embassies.
- 7 days ago: Aurelia swarm ceased to exist.
Equestria Regional Message Board
*uses alicorn magic to turn around the moon*
There, now the side with the laser is pointing AWAY from the planet.
You've failed to take into account the amount of recoil a giant moon laser has. If I were to fire it at a 90 degree angle, the moon's spin speed would increase exponentially, and then I could just fire in the opposite direction to stop it.
...A laser? With recoil?
Just HOW big is that thing, again?
And how many other celestial bodies are you blasting apart as collateral damage?
(Unfortunately, places without an oxygen-bearing atmosphere cannot burn.)
I should clarify: by moon laser, I mean that the laser is literally the moon. Power cells are in the core, cannon's in a crater, etc. As for celestial bodies, let's just say the Fourth of July is coming early this year.
Ayye Lmao! Pony land is a better region then Equestria
Was... was that a recruitment attempt? I mean, I don't want to be mean, but that was like watching a train speeding along some tracks only for one of the bolts near the sea, rusted by lack of maintenance, finally lose its battle with time and snap, therefore causing the track to tilt and the train to slowly disengage with the ground. It flies up for a brief instant, only for gravity to reassert its hold and send it down unto the earth from which it came. Slowly but surely, the rest of the train follows, like a grotesque line of dominos. The passengers try in vain to hold in to their chairs, but they too must finally succumb to gravity's cruel ministrations...
Look, what I'm saying is that it was a train wreck.
I, the most illustrious yet newest nation in pony Europe must state the following, do NOT turn the moon, it is much too much of a risky option! The waves will surely go mad!
I think the moon being moved by all that recoil from Quintolania's laser is going to do more to disrupt the tides than just spinning it in place.
Also, Quintolania's recently-announced melting-the-oceans initiative will probably do more damage to our seas, in the long run.
(Though err... shouldn't he be trying to vaporize the oceans? They're already molten. Unless he meant to melt the seafloor, in which case go right ahead.)
Silly Trotterdam, dolphins don't live on the sea FLOOR. If I try to melt that, the lobsters might get upset. Those guys are basically immortal, and I don't like picking a fight with gods if I can help it. Vaporisation DOES seem to be a more reachable goal, though. So, of course, I'm not going to do that. I will amend my statement, however, to melting the DOLPHINS rather than the water.
...you do realize I've built a laser cannon out of the MOON, correct? And you're worrying about tides? Adorable.
Damn Quint and his dolphin melting initiative. Fired his laser all over Equestria and hit every single dolphin... And caused a bit too much collateral damage... And the recoil of the moon screwed with the tides a bit too much. The lasers I could have dealt with. The lasers and fires I could have dealt with. Lasers, fires and disastrous changes in tides? Ugh... Now there is nothing but the burnt shell of a palace, and what little uncharred food I have is beginning to dwindle, not to mention the almost nonexistent amounts of clean water. Not even a working radio. I need to find Project Hakurei. I know one of those robots I had there had a module that could freeze time. Maybe I could mod that thing to bring me back to the time before this junk happened and stop his mad plot?