Discordia

WA Delegate: The Empire of CLU (elected 74 days ago)

World Factbook Entry

All member nations are required to select a Japanese girl between the age of 5*SQRT(5)+5-(5/5) and 5^5 for Secretary of State or most similar position. Secretaries of State or most similar position are barred from wearing clothing other than bikinis or hot dog buns.

Region apathetic toward invaders. Your prize will be VERY moldy cheese and six Canadian pennies. (They're magnetic!)

Embassies: Firefly and Planet X.

Tags: Surreal, Snarky, Theocratic, Medium, Founderless, and 2 others.Puppet Storage, and Magical.

Regional Power: Moderate

Discordia contains 19 nations, the 529th most in the world.

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The Shortest Average Lifespan in Discordia

Citizens of nations ranked highly tend to die earlier, whether from poor health, crime, accident, or government encouragement.

As a region, Discordia is ranked 10,320th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan.

#	Nation	WA Category	Motto
11.	The Massive Swelling of Erisan Dope Fiends	Civil Rights Lovefest	“What, me worry?”
12.	The Entropic Paradise of Erisian Delight	Libertarian Police State	“This land is built on Love and Peace!”
13.	The Redacted Territories of Fnord	Civil Rights Lovefest	“If you don't see the fnord, it can't eat you”
14.	The Infinite Center of The Hypercube	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“It's only a matter of TIME...”
15.	The Rogue Land of Boojum	Civil Rights Lovefest	“What I tell you three times is true.”
16.	The Efficient Marketplace of Godnixia	Democratic Socialists	“Don't Trust Him If He's Not Me”
17.	The Quixotic Collective of Discordia Magna	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Satisfaction is the death of desire.”
18.	The Empire of CLU	Anarchy	“If it doesn't use electricity, what is it good for?”
19.	The Almost Very Serene Republic of Ormia	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Saying No and taking the consequences”