WA Delegate: The TDOR of Grenartia (elected 27 days ago)
Founder: The Empire of Nightkill the Emperor
Regional Power: High
Today's World Census Report
The Most Scientifically Advanced in Ankh Mauta
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
As a region, Ankh Mauta is ranked 1,957th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
|11.||The Big ol' jet airliner of Auremena||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Don'the carry me too far away”|
|12.||The Planet of Sygneros||Father Knows Best State||“The land of free cigarette vouchers”|
|13.||The Soviet Bear-Cavalry Republic of Garwall||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“For Home and Countrymen!”|
|14.||The Alpacalypse of Esternial||Father Knows Best State||“Sick Marmalade, Grandpa!”|
|15.||The Potatos Holy City of Condunum||Father Knows Best State||“Potatos are of loves”|
|16.||The Daiteikoku of Imperial--japan||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Good Luck Ebola-Chan!”|
|17.||The Lazarus Effect of Alex the Philosopher||Left-wing Utopia||“Herr God, Herr Lucifer, beware beware...”|
|18.||The Commonwealth of Britiannia||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Land of Hope and Glory, Mother of the Free”|
|19.||The Empire of Konariona||Father Knows Best State||“Sleep now, in silence.”|
|20.||The Northern Kingdom of Valentir||Corrupt Dictatorship||“Old Gods Guide You!”|
- 2 days 12 hours ago: The Empire of Konariona arrived from Balder.
- 7 days ago: The Empire of Nightkill the Emperor banned -o ebola o- from the region.
- 7 days ago: -o ebola o- departed this region for Sunalaya.
- 7 days ago: -o ebola o- arrived from The Pacific.
- 8 days ago: The Borderlands of Civilos arrived from Ziggibofolopimiganigusootipitopia.
- 10 days ago: The Holy Conglomerate of Mr Zurkidson ceased to exist.
- 13 days ago: The People's Republic of Auxburg ceased to exist.
- 16 days ago: The Silicate Empire of The Inritus Extraho arrived from Balder.
- 17 days ago: Embassy established between Ankh Mauta and The Empire of Tamriel.
- 19 days ago: The Republic of Lazarian arrived from Osiris.
Ankh Mauta Regional Message Board
Ehh. It's like someone actually made a parody of America.
Sure, I don't mind McDs as a chain.
And I'm as religious as the next bloke.
But combining the two to boost church attendance... doesn't strike me as the most inspired idea.
Still laughed my face off though.
In the future, the Christian religion will use french fries and coke as the Eucharist, and Jesus will be worshipped alongside Ronald. *nods*
Over my dead body.
I'd make a quip, but no, that cannot be arranged.
And so, the Crusades of the 21st century began. One man, possessed of preternatural abilities beyond the scope of most humans' understanding and filled to the brim with an unquenchable rage; pitted against Cardinal McDonald, an international entity with billions of devotees. Who will win this battle of wit and might? Find out next time on The Ballad of Norv: NationStates Edition.
That's not even a f*cking question.
Shh. Spoilers. <riversongspoilers.jpg>
Happy Thanksgiving, Ankh Mauta!