WA Delegate (non-executive): The Holy Empire of Augustus Telcontar (elected )
Embassies: Glass Gallows, The New Galactic Empire, British Isles, Kantrias, The Alliance of Queens, Normandy, The New Inquisition, Europeia, The Graveyard, The Caucasus, Kingdom of Ireland, Caliba, Grand Central, Equinox, Wintreath, and Kirenga.
Regional Power: High
Today's World Census Report
The Most Primitive in Ainur
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed solely to the unknowable will of the gods.
As a region, Ainur is ranked 14,168th in the world for Most Primitive.
- : Mexieurasia ceased to exist.
- : The rising voice ceased to exist.
- : The United States of Senlandia departed this region for KAISERREICH.
- : The Macho Republic of Sector ZYX arrived from The Graveyard.
- : Horse lovers ceased to exist.
- : Iball ceased to exist.
- : Kangaroo foot ceased to exist.
- : The Republic of Solitude of Awesomeness arrived from Osiris.
- : Genmillennials ceased to exist.
- : Peaceful citizens ceased to exist.
Ainur Regional Message Board
We've just received a disturbing transmission from Jacinta Island. Listen.
[ENSIGN LASTNAME]: "This is Ensign Firstname Lastname, from the aircraft carrier TNS Sovalou. ADDO Headquarters has just been surprise attacked by what appeared to be an confederation of Bronies and the Skeleton Army. We tried to repel the attack, but we were overrun. It's like bullets didn't even hurt them... President Natallio and Admirals Alcidies and Emantsal were killed in the fighting as well. I... I think I'm the only one left. I can hear those bastards outside..."
[BACKGROUND NOISE]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2rwxs1gH9w
[LASTNAME]: This is it. I don't know how much longer the door will hold up. My AR-15 is out of ammo, I'm down to the last magazine on my sidearm. I won't make it out of here. Please, if you're listening to this, you need to warn-"
[???]: TIME TO DIE, F*CKBOY!"
[SHOUTING (EDITOR'S NOTE: Probably from Lastname)]
[???]: "BWAHAHA! 0 F*CKING DAMAGE!"
All is lost. We have been defeated in the Skeleton War. God have mercy on us all...
Did u c dat? Look again...
[FOOTAGE FROM ADDO HQ]
What if Firstname Lastname is not kill? Where are the Cartoon Horses that the Ensign mentioned?
[SOOPER SECRET FOOTAGE DECLASSIFIED FROM NARGOTHONDIAN SPY NETWORKS]
But if they are spa, then they could not help teh spoopers. Look again on how easy the spoopers were dispatched.
They did however deploy Spoderman in Mecha Shrek outfit in which the Ensign dispatched.
[HERE IS FOOTAGE]
As you can see, Ensign was not kill by skeletons, but rather alerted the Iloominardy forces in the nearby area. Ensign faked his own death to elude the Iloominardy who had captured the Thalasan high command.
Will Daneria's infrastructure be complete in time to rally heroes to save Thasalus? Will Iloominardy seize control of Escanthea next with evil Purple Guy? Are Equestrians considered "inferior" despite Emperor Finwe's excessive clopping habit? Is Feminia EVER going to put on some clothes? Tune in next time...
Better version Iloominardy/10 IGN "Not enough airhorn."
Hello again, friends! What do you think of my new flag? Nice, yes?
I leave you alone for8 freaking hours and you do this?!?!?!
Btw, grats to feminamia for being second most primitive in the region. An astonishing accomplishment.