A Van Down by the River RMB

WA Delegate: The Hip 2 B Square of Percy J Pickleface (elected )

Founder: The Holy Republic of Loud Mimes

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A community of vans down by the river, where we take pleasure in beautiful canals, spinning yard decorations, roaming gnomes, a stationary bike trail, and our collection of well-worn tire swings!
*Traffic reports on the hour and half-hour by our all-seeing sages in the sky*
Every July 18th is decreed to be Gonzo Day in AVDBTR, honoring the birthday of Hunter Thompson.
On September 12th, we celebrate the life of our late vanry solicitor The Hanging Judge.
We value our partnership with Monte Carlo Beach, but we don't form alliances, host or join embassies, so don't bother asking.
In fact, mind your Ps and Qs, or Gardyloo! to you!

Tags: Small and Featured.

Regional Power: Moderate

A Van Down by the River contains 6 nations, the 2,564th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Primitive in A Van Down by the River

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed solely to the unknowable will of the gods.

As a region, A Van Down by the River is ranked 3,132nd in the world for Most Primitive.

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A Van Down by the River Regional Message Board

Happy 2016!

Hello all - Happy New Year!

We've left sand dollars and key limes behind and are content to watch the rain sweep the hills and mist rise from the valley floor.
January in NorCal - naps & baking & all-day fires & muddy walks with wet dogs. Such is life. :-)

But, some news! "BottleRock" tickets have gone on sale and a partial line-up announced!!! I'd pay the price of admission just to see
my 'Mocha Latte Jew Boy', Lenny Kravitz! (and Michael Franti & Spearhead, of course.) What a gas it's gonna be. And who knows?
Could it be that MB realizes that this is the PERFECT gig for her (think of all that fab wine backstage!) and she joins the attractions?
It just could happen! ;-)

Get your tickets and come on over. We can have fish tacos at Grace's Table (they make the BEST) and drink bubbles or brew under the stars
on a warm Napa Valley night. All of it, just divine!


Ps. He blew my mind

Eva, yes to BottleRock. Love me some Michael Franti. Did you know he's currently in Bali recording his new album? I've thoroughly enjoyed his Instgram photos from Bali. My ex-bf went to high school with MF. Small world.

I've been to Grace's Table once. Nice place on the corner. :)

Who blew your mind, Eva?

Happy 2016 y'all's!

*"Who blew your mind, Eva?"*

Forever and always, D.B.

Wishing the Pickleface household cozy, cuddly, snuggly WARMTH!!! Be careful y'all!!

Percy J Pickleface

Another raid. Disrespect to Judgie.

Percy J Pickleface

Yes, D.B.

Stupid raiders (and not the football team -- they suck too).

Loud Mimes

Mimes, speaking of Judgie, as I was driving into the office today, I heard Amos Lee sing "Windows Rolled Down" acoustic. It reminds me (and Kibbie) of Judgie. RIP Judgie!!!! I sure hope he's having good wig days and drinking all the Makers they can produce up there.

Loud Mimes and Eva Zeisel

I'm sure Judgie would nod and lift his glass to us.

Welcome, Lego Builders!

Welcome Lego!! I see that those nasty kids were around again. Thanks Mimeleh!

Ready for the game y'all?

Hey Perc ...why don't you and Pickle hop over here - to your old backyard - and party with us?
(I understand Santa Clara folks are renting their houses for the weekend - at 10K a pop!)

I unfortunately do not follow the Superbowl when the Bears aren't in it, which is every 20 years or so!

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