A Van Down by the River RMB

WA Delegate: The CYC CYL of SpinDizzy (elected 222 days ago)

Founder: The Holy Republic of Loud Mimes

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A community of vans down by the river, where we take pleasure in beautiful canals, spinning yard decorations, roaming gnomes, a stationary bike trail, and our collection of well-worn tire swings!

*Traffic reports on the hour and half-hour by our all-seeing sages in the sky*

Every July 18th is decreed to be Gonzo Day in AVDBTR, honoring the birthday of Hunter Thompson.

We value our partnership with Monte Carlo Beach, but we don't form alliances or host embassies, so don't bother asking.

In fact, mind your Ps and Qs, or Gardyloo! to you!

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Tags: Small, Sports, Silly, Casual, Surreal, Featured, Password, and Magical.

Regional Power: Moderate

A Van Down by the River contains 10 nations, the 1,325th most in the world.

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Today's World Census Report

The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in A Van Down by the River

These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.

As a region, A Van Down by the River is ranked 3,421st in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.

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Hey ....you think you're confused? We have a guy from Inverness, Scotland working on the property right now and I spend half the day saying "Huh?"

Scottish folks are a bit sing songy.

Mr. Pickleface says nowt and a host of other fun words that require translation.

Judgie, should I bring the Makers? :)

Thank you kindly for your offer Percy but the original bottle and whats left in it keeps blowing my head off, methinks it gets me into trouble more times than I realize. :)

So Mrs Judge keeps telling me, I can never remember....is that a good or a bad thing :)

Mrs. Judgie should know. She is Mrs. Judgie. :)

SpinBushy is more 'au courant' than she may realize.

A little news article caught my eye this morning - it said that as the spas & salons get busier, what with warm, sunny weather in the very near future - more & more women are requesting the "Wild Bush Brazilian" for their waxing treatment. It's a full-on hippie bush in the front and a porn star everywhere else. ;-D

Don't tell us all that your going to be first in the queue at your location Bush trimmers.
How original would that be?.
Go for it girl, show them fashion types how its done.

It's just like our weather. 81F yesterday, and 27F tomorrow.

That's just crazy.

Beyond crazy - seriously threatening to one's mental health.

As far as the bushy beaver, you can either thank or blame Gwyneth Paltrow. She was the celeb who always claimed to be a 'natural girl' and evidently, it was true. When she was dressing for her camera call at the "Iron Man" premiere, the sheer mesh panels on her dress presented a problem. On the hanger, they were 6 or 7" wide. On her body, twice that - showing not only side boob but side cheek, too. But worse, Gwynnie was 'bustin' out all over'. Her stylist hightailed it to a drug store for scissors, shaving cream and a razor.

Maybe it's why Chris decided to split. ;)

I plan to add some frills to my cossack hat for Easter this year. :)

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