A Van Down by the River RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Hip 2 B Square of Percy J Pickleface (elected 177 days ago)

Founder: The Holy Republic of Loud Mimes

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A community of vans down by the river, where we take pleasure in beautiful canals, spinning yard decorations, roaming gnomes, a stationary bike trail, and our collection of well-worn tire swings!

*Traffic reports on the hour and half-hour by our all-seeing sages in the sky*

Every July 18th is decreed to be Gonzo Day in AVDBTR, honoring the birthday of Hunter Thompson.

On September 12th, we celebrate the life of our late vanry solicitor The Hanging Judge.

We value our partnership with Monte Carlo Beach, but we don't form alliances, host or join embassies, so don't bother asking.

In fact, mind your Ps and Qs, or Gardyloo! to you!

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Tags: Small, Surreal, Featured, Sports, Silly, Casual, and Magical.

Regional Power: Moderate

A Van Down by the River contains 7 nations, the 2,105th most in the world.

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The Most Avoided in A Van Down by the River

Nations ranked highly are considered by many to be the most inhospitable, charmless, and ghastly places to spend a vacation, or, indeed, any time at all.

As a region, A Van Down by the River is ranked 17,741st in the world for Most Avoided.

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A Van Down by the River Regional Message Board

Happy Easter or Happy Passover!

Count me in for cards. I've got a fresh deck from Greece I need to break in.

Happy Easter and Passover this weekend to everyone!

We're down to 7?! I'm not into marketing. Should we attempt to draw people in? Or leave us as our small group of whatever we ares?

I'm not sure

The game (in person ) can be quite offensive but oh so funny. We should play down by the lake around a bonfire.

Sounds good to me. What time shall we meet up?

Attracting new nations is difficult and even if we wanted to try what usually works - bribery - we have precious little to bribe with. Next to no dough and minimal amounts of alcohol and drugs. (thanks to MB)

But we could try "Friday Night Mixers" at Lake Meeliki. Nations would visit and just maybe, decide to move here.
I could get the food truck out of storage (remember Steely Dan?) - it's been there for 3 years - and we could spruce the place up. Tiki lights, picnic tables - like that.
Mimes could work the door and act as bouncer, I'd be in the truck (of course), Dizzy's dance troupe could perform on the dock and Percy & Pickle can work the bar, pulling pints. We can waive the cover for the first week. I think it's worth a shot.

By the way, I just got tickets to Oleta Adams at Yoshi's next month - great venue, should be a good show - maybe MB will take a seat in the back. ;-) If you're in SF, let's have a drink.

I haven't dusted off my brass knuckles in awhile...sure...I'll bounce! Let's all have mai tais. Or something.

The new outdoor fabric for the f'bett will arrive on Thursday. I have a crew coming out to switch it out.

Oleta at Yoshi's. That should be nice.

F'bett has been refreshed and is ready for hanging out on. Come on down!

Watch out for the goose poop. I'll have Madame's Baboon come by and clean it up. Oh, that's right MB and her Baboon moved out. I guess this means I have to get the power washer out and hose down the walk ways.

I'm making coconut mojitos and leis

I'd like a nice spring roll. Someone make a dozen for me!

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