A Van Down by the River RMB

WA Delegate: The Holy Republic of Loud Mimes (elected 317 days ago)

Founder: The Holy Republic of Loud MimesThe Holy Republic of Loud Mimes

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A community of vans down by the river, where we take pleasure in beautiful canals, spinning yard decorations, roaming gnomes, a stationary bike trail, and our collection of well-worn tire swings!

*Traffic reports on the hour and half-hour by our all-seeing sages in the sky*

Every July 18th is decreed to be Gonzo Day in AVDBTR, honoring the birthday of Hunter Thompson.

We value our partnership with Monte Carlo Beach, but we don't form alliances or host embassies, so don't bother asking.

In fact, mind your Ps and Qs, 'cause this Delegate is old and cranky!

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Regional Power: Moderate

A Van Down by the River contains 11 nations, the 1,216th most in the world.

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The Longest Average Lifespans in A Van Down by the River

Nations ranked highly have lower rates of preventable death, with their citizens enjoying longer average lifespans.

As a region, A Van Down by the River is ranked 1,404th in the world for Longest Average Lifespans.

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Judge, how are you feeling today?

AH!! Dear lady, tis true I am still a bruised Turnip from my fall from a great height, but I am now mercifully eased of the pain by some modern attributes of our time, namely a brewed beverage full of Hops and the like. Apart from my Ego, the only thing still hurting is my right hand which took the brunt of the accident supporting my frame as I collided with the concrete. I thank you and Kibbie for your kind words of sympathy and the manner in which you have both enquired after my well being. We are now nearly in a position to *RAVE* again, the emphasis being on the word *nearly* of course.

By the way, could some one kindly let Mothie know that she DIED 11 days ago...Thank you. :)

Judge - so sorry to hear about your accident! But from the sound of things, you're on the mend with the help of medicinal fortification. That's a good man!! ;-D

Perhaps Mothie is in the process of metamorphosis. This is the year for it .... as A.L. predicted long ago.

Perhaps Mothie has just passed out from the heat? Can I turn on our sprinkler?

Turn on the hose!

Mimes- do you want the one that wants back and forth or the one that is circle that is stationary?

Weather today in NorCal:

Clear, sunny
High: 78
Low: 50
Humidity: 42%
Wind: 6 MPH

D-I-V-I-N-E

Surprise me, Kib!

Mimes, I would have thought that any old squirt would do.!!

I like it pointing straight up smack dab under the swing set. And to gasp with each to and fro.

Sorry to hear of your spill, Judge. :( Remember when you had that other bad bruise, something about a truck or a ladder?

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