A Van Down by the River RMB

WA Delegate: The Nine Lives of Percy J Pickleface (elected )

Founder: The Holy Republic of Loud Mimes

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Most Influential: 130th Most Beautiful Environments: 637th Best Weather: 673rd+4
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 782nd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 908th Largest Populations: 1,084th Most Stationary: 1,272nd
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A community of vans down by the river, where we take pleasure in beautiful canals, spinning yard decorations, roaming gnomes, a stationary bike trail, and our collection of well-worn tire swings!

*Traffic reports on the hour and half-hour by our all-seeing sages in the sky*

Every July 18th is decreed to be Gonzo Day in AVDBTR, honoring the birthday of Hunter Thompson.

On September 12th, we celebrate the life of our late vanry solicitor The Hanging Judge.

We value our partnership with Monte Carlo Beach, but we don't form alliances, host or join embassies, so don't bother asking.

In fact, mind your Ps and Qs, or Gardyloo! to you!

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Tags: Small, Surreal, and Featured.

Regional Power: Moderate

A Van Down by the River contains 6 nations, the 2,462nd most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in A Van Down by the River

These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.

As a region, A Van Down by the River is ranked 11,688th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.

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A Van Down by the River Regional Message Board

*Dives van up* Hi, everyone! Just stopping in as I make my way 'round the world!

The Nomadic Peoples of Tacony wrote:*Dives van up* Hi, everyone! Just stopping in as I make my way 'round the world!

Hello, Nomads!

Hello Nomads!

I'm back from holidays in the UK and I'm proud to be an American. :p

Welcome back! How was your time 'across the pond'?

Can't these people read?? We don't host embassies! Thank you, Mimes, for your diligence.

Well, in one week, I went from eating baked oysters in Mornay sauce and drinking Miner Family wines to Miller Lite and cheese curds! (a first for both of those) NorCal vs. southern Ohio. And now, I'm fasting.

Percy - did y'all have fun? You know, speaking of Leeds, have you ever noticed the great similarity between Marco Pierre White and MB? Seriously - age, cultural background, etc?

Mimes, did you get drenched from Storm Colin? Kinda early this year, don't you think?

Loud Mimes

Baked oysters and cheese curds...nothing like a little variety!

Yeah, we got a fair amount of rain without serious damages. Other areas within a 20 mile radius, especially along the coast got beat up, but nothing catastrophic. No, it's not early. Hurricane season starts June 1st. Power stayed on the whole time, so that was a huge blessing.

Hello, yes. Mr. Pickleface and I had a fab time. It went by quickly. MPW is not nearly has good looking as MB.

Glad you're ok Mimes.

I agree - MB is much better looking, with or without make-up.

You know, what with her burgeoning interest in the culinary arts, I wouldn't be at all surprised to see her on the Food Network someday. Right up there with Dweezil Zappa on an episode of "Chopped Rock Stars". :-)

"Chopped" is ok with me. I prefer, "Cutthroat Kitchen"!

LOL! Now that would be worth watching. I see MB rescheduled her appearances. I may be forced to pick (MB or Adele). I choose Adele. I'm sure MB won't miss me. She has a lot of support and love from others.

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