A Van Down by the River RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Hip 2 B Square of Percy J Pickleface (elected 99 days ago)

Founder: The Holy Republic of Loud Mimes

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A community of vans down by the river, where we take pleasure in beautiful canals, spinning yard decorations, roaming gnomes, a stationary bike trail, and our collection of well-worn tire swings!

*Traffic reports on the hour and half-hour by our all-seeing sages in the sky*

Every July 18th is decreed to be Gonzo Day in AVDBTR, honoring the birthday of Hunter Thompson.

On September 12th, we celebrate the life of our late vanry solicitor The Hanging Judge.

We value our partnership with Monte Carlo Beach, but we don't form alliances, host or join embassies, so don't bother asking.

In fact, mind your Ps and Qs, or Gardyloo! to you!

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Tags: Small, Surreal, Featured, Sports, Silly, Casual, and Magical.

Regional Power: Moderate

A Van Down by the River contains 9 nations, the 1,235th most in the world.


Today's World Census Report

The Most Devout in A Van Down by the River

World Census experts polled citizens from nations worldwide to determine which seemed to be the most religious.

As a region, A Van Down by the River is ranked 10,532nd in the world for Most Devout.

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A Van Down by the River Regional Message Board

My van had another flat! ARGH!

Are you off roading again?

*sigh* Yes, yes I was.

Mimes, that's what the Jeep is for. :p

Percy and Pickle went to Flo-Rida a few weekends ago. It is a lovely State. :)

The pomegranate tree is full of fruit-what can we make? Juice to go with vodka? Wine? Use them with the hammocks as slung shots?

Oh, now you tell me!!! Vodka juice? What's going on!

How about "Pom Mocha-Tini's" ?

We're just back from Panama. In a word ....don't.

Dull, dirty, dangerous - pretty much in that order. Now I know why they decided that slicing the country in half and sticking a canal in the middle was a good idea. Nothing was lost.

You'd think the pineapple would've been good but, nuh-uh. My unsolicited advice: look at the map and make a left. Or better yet, skip Central America altogether.

On to better things: the Meyer lemons (such a California thang, right Perc?) are larger than big oranges this year and they're not just a pretty face. Juicy, sweet/tart - gorgeous. It's a day to make curd - jars & jars of the lusciuous yellow stuff that we'll pour over fresh berries and pound cake in June.

I'll put aside jars for everyone. :-)

Thanks Eva.

Greetings, I have recovered any information detailing a Black Rider invasion and so we are stopping by for the night until the point a message draws our attention to an urgent matter.

There seems to be no activity in the greater invading groups, tonight is quiet.

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