WA Delegate (non-executive): The Holy Conservative Empire of Illustaria (elected 51 days ago)
Founder: The Realm of GRO II
Embassies: Yggdrasil, Scandinavia, Kittens Sanctuary, Jethnea, The Council of Narnia, Abingdon, Polandia, Philippines, India, New Coalition of Nations, The Imperium of Wumbolia, The NationStates Holocaust Memorial, New Warsaw Pact, The Crown Federation of Recon, Nordland, The MT Army, and 3 others.10000 Islands, Ravencroft, and Commonwealth of Allies.
Regional Power: Moderate
Today's World Census Report
The Shortest Average Lifespan in Valhalla
Citizens of nations ranked highly tend to die earlier, whether from poor health, crime, accident, or government encouragement.
As a region, Valhalla is ranked 13,835th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan.
|31.||The Kingdom of Northymbralond||Democratic Socialists||“The Cween of the Mark at Our Side”|
|32.||The Nomadic Peoples of Abdubin||Democratic Socialists||“Sic Semper Tyrranus”|
|33.||The Queendom of Ugly Faces||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Whoa whoa whoa, what do you take us for?”|
|34.||The Free Land of Swallenistan||Left-wing Utopia||“Live free or die”|
|35.||The United States of Xelandia||Corporate Bordello||“Honor Peace, Honor World”|
|36.||The Holy Empire of Moravcik||Moralistic Democracy||“With Fire And Sword!”|
|37.||The Empire of The Mocha Palace||Left-Leaning College State||“We fly, We are quiet. So please... Shut up”|
|38.||The Kingdom of Azinar||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“What does this mean?”|
|39.||The Federation of Naufragos||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Ceart agus Cˇir”|
|40.||Kingdom of repus||(ex-nation)|
- 6 minutes ago: The Republic of Dzungaria ceased to exist.
- 6 minutes ago: The Kingdom of Kingdom of Repus ceased to exist.
- 4 hours ago: The Queendom of Cardulan arrived from The Crown Federation of Recon.
- 12 hours ago: The Rogue Nation of Isalemia ceased to exist.
- 12 hours ago: The Pheasant Meanderings of The Great Argus ceased to exist.
- 2 days 13 hours ago: The Empire of Mishima-Rhapsodos arrived from The West Pacific.
- 3 days 12 hours ago: The Asatru Anarchists of Gogotha ceased to exist.
- 3 days 21 hours ago: The Federation of New Glacia arrived from Escar.
- 4 days ago: The Federal Arsenal of Izhmash arrived from Lazarus.
- 6 days ago: The Rogue Nation of The Wild Hunt arrived from Skyheld.
Valhalla Regional Message Board
Hi Illustaria, fine, and you?
Is there perhaps an amusing riddle to solve when a nation is both a holy empire and atheist? Or is it just 'you can't explain', and we will never be able to solve the riddle?
Greetings The Wild Hunt! Have a horn full of mead to refresh yourselves between the horn blowing and riding.
Hey there Hildr, I see you have noticed my motto.
The motto is supposed to mean 2 things:
-That we don't understand/can't explain why people would want to be atheist (hence the fact that we are extremely intolerant of other beliefs) (no offense),
-And that it is supposed to have some comic relief, referencing to the Bill O'Reilly meme "You can't explain that", where it is suggested that he does not know how common, mundane occurrences work.
You can find more about the meme if you just search up "you cant explain that".
Hello The Rogue Nation of The Wild Hunt, I am this region's WA Delegate, and we welcome any newcomers such as your nation.
Feel free to make yourself at home here!
Hello, all. Just moving in for a bit to test the waters.
Hello The Federation of New Glacia, I am the WA delegate for this region, and I welcome you to this region.
Please, make yourself at home!
loki be damned
Someone saw to it and helpfully even brought a snake for Loki.
How kind of exclamations would inhabitants of Valhalla use?
'Go fish J÷rmungandr!'
Or are they too reticent, and just throw mead into each other's faces if they want to cause a stir?
Go fish some j÷rmungandr you fenrir's toothed hildr
Aw, go pull Thor's beard. :D
You'd make Auumbla's milk turn sour.