Valhalla RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Holy Conservative Empire of Illustaria (elected 51 days ago)

Founder: The Realm of GRO II

World Factbook Entry

VALHALLA is a well-known defense stronghold. This vast hall has five hundred and forty doors. The rafters are spears, the hall is roofed with shields and breast-plates litter the benches. It is here that the Valkyries, Odin's spirits of war, bring heroes to await the battle of Ragnarok.

"Thors Hammered" is open 24/7 so come on in and join us for a free drink!

Delegate: The Holy Conservative Empire of Illustaria
Immigration Minister:
Development Minister: The Federal Republic of QCAZZ

Elections again, soon!

Sister Region: YGGDRASIL
Regional Diplomacy: See list of embassies below

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Embassies: Yggdrasil, Scandinavia, Kittens Sanctuary, Jethnea, The Council of Narnia, Abingdon, Polandia, Philippines, India, New Coalition of Nations, The Imperium of Wumbolia, The NationStates Holocaust Memorial, New Warsaw Pact, The Crown Federation of Recon, Nordland, The MT Army, and 3 others.10000 Islands, Ravencroft, and Commonwealth of Allies.

Tags: Anti-Fascist, Offsite Forums, Silly, Generalite, Independent, Map, Fantasy Tech, and Medium.

Regional Power: Moderate

Valhalla contains 50 nations, the 225th most in the world.


Today's World Census Report

The Shortest Average Lifespan in Valhalla

Citizens of nations ranked highly tend to die earlier, whether from poor health, crime, accident, or government encouragement.

As a region, Valhalla is ranked 13,835th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
31.The Kingdom of NorthymbralondDemocratic Socialists“The Cween of the Mark at Our Side”
32.The Nomadic Peoples of AbdubinWA MemberDemocratic Socialists“Sic Semper Tyrranus”
33.The Queendom of Ugly FacesIron Fist Consumerists“Whoa whoa whoa, what do you take us for?”
34.The Free Land of SwallenistanLeft-wing Utopia“Live free or die”
35.The United States of XelandiaCorporate Bordello“Honor Peace, Honor World”
36.The Holy Empire of MoravcikMoralistic Democracy“With Fire And Sword!”
37.The Empire of The Mocha PalaceLeft-Leaning College State“We fly, We are quiet. So please... Shut up”
38.The Kingdom of AzinarWA MemberLiberal Democratic Socialists“What does this mean?”
39.The Federation of NaufragosWA MemberCivil Rights Lovefest“Ceart agus Cˇir”
40.Kingdom of repus(ex-nation) 
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Valhalla Regional Message Board

Hi Illustaria, fine, and you?
Is there perhaps an amusing riddle to solve when a nation is both a holy empire and atheist? Or is it just 'you can't explain', and we will never be able to solve the riddle?

Greetings The Wild Hunt! Have a horn full of mead to refresh yourselves between the horn blowing and riding.

Hey there Hildr, I see you have noticed my motto.

The motto is supposed to mean 2 things:
-That we don't understand/can't explain why people would want to be atheist (hence the fact that we are extremely intolerant of other beliefs) (no offense),
-And that it is supposed to have some comic relief, referencing to the Bill O'Reilly meme "You can't explain that", where it is suggested that he does not know how common, mundane occurrences work.

You can find more about the meme if you just search up "you cant explain that".

Hello The Rogue Nation of The Wild Hunt, I am this region's WA Delegate, and we welcome any newcomers such as your nation.

Feel free to make yourself at home here!

Hello, all. Just moving in for a bit to test the waters.

Hello The Federation of New Glacia, I am the WA delegate for this region, and I welcome you to this region.

Please, make yourself at home!

loki be damned


Someone saw to it and helpfully even brought a snake for Loki.

How kind of exclamations would inhabitants of Valhalla use?
'Fenrir's teeth!'
'Go fish J÷rmungandr!'
Or are they too reticent, and just throw mead into each other's faces if they want to cause a stir?

Go fish some j÷rmungandr you fenrir's toothed hildr

Aw, go pull Thor's beard. :D

You'd make Au­umbla's milk turn sour.

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