The Adoring Masses of
Compulsory Consumerist State
You may all stop clapping at the ringing of the bell.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Adoring Masses of Myrth is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Stavros Djubric with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.421 billion Myrthians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Myrantos. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Myrthian economy, worth an astonishing 18,088 trillion Myrthan Souls a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 684,632 Myrthan Souls, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,361,378 per year while the poor average 6,812, a ratio of 933 to 1.

A large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery, agricultural science is the most competitive subject at Myrth's universities, rap artists are regularly jailed for promoting extremist groups, and the police force is on a recruitment drive. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Myrth's national animal is the black dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Myrth is ranked 4,869th in the Pacific and 125,725th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with -31 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Myrth, the police force is on a recruitment drive.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Myrth, rap artists are regularly jailed for promoting extremist groups.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Myrth, agricultural science is the most competitive subject at Myrth's universities.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Myrth, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Myrth, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • 13 days ago: Myrth fell out of the world Top 1% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 13 days ago: Myrth fell out of the regional Top 1% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 15 days ago: Myrth was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Godforsaken (last census: Top 5%).
  • 15 days ago: Myrth was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Godforsaken (last census: Top 5%).
  • 16 days ago: Myrth was ranked #1 in the region for Largest Gambling Industry (last census: Top 1%).

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