Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9th Largest Insurance Industry: 24th Highest Economic Output: 26th
The Unquestionable Wisdom of
Compulsory Consumerist State
You may all stop clapping at the ringing of the bell.
Stavros Djubric
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Honorary Senator
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The Unquestionable Wisdom of Myrth is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Stavros Djubric with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.977 billion Myrthians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Myrantos. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Myrthian economy, worth an astonishing 20,533 trillion Myrthan Souls a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 708,607 Myrthan Souls, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,346,526 per year while the poor average 26,636, a ratio of 200 to 1.

Max Barry is this year's Miss Myrth, Myrth's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region, Myrth successfully hosted the the Pacific Olympics, and all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Myrth's national animal is the black dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Myrth is ranked 188,573rd in the world and 9,651st in the Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 20.92 Years.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9thLargest Insurance Industry: 24thHighest Economic Output: 26thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 28thHighest Average Incomes: 34thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 37thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 47thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 49thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 49thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 50thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 52ndFattest Citizens: 59thMost Scientifically Advanced: 74thLargest Gambling Industry: 75thLargest Mining Sector: 78thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 78thMost Avoided: 85thLargest Populations: 85thMost Armed: 87thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 92ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 124thLargest Retail Industry: 129thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 173rdRudest Citizens: 212thLargest Information Technology Sector: 218thSmartest Citizens: 227thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 257thMost Secular: 353rdLargest Publishing Industry: 469thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 694thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 971stHighest Crime Rates: 1,190thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,346thLargest Governments: 1,358thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,450thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,120thLargest Black Market: 2,834thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,895thMost Pro-Market: 3,543rdMost Cultured: 5,986thMost Influential: 6,285th
Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionLargest Governments: 27th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 28th in the regionLargest Black Market: 29th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 34th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 39th in the regionMost Influential: 78th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 86th in the regionTop
Most Pro-Market: 110th in the regionMost Cultured: 115th in the regionMost Stationary: 446th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 571st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 878th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Myrth, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
  • : Following new legislation in Myrth, Myrth successfully hosted the the Pacific Olympics.
  • : Following new legislation in Myrth, Myrth's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Myrth, Max Barry is this year's Miss Myrth.
  • : Following new legislation in Myrth, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
  • : Following new legislation in Myrth, teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing".
  • : Following new legislation in Myrth, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Myrth, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.
  • : Following new legislation in Myrth, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Myrth, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished.


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