The Zombie Slayers of
Compulsory Consumerist State
You may all stop clapping at the ringing of the bell.
Regional Influence
Squire
Honorary Senator
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Zombie Slayers of Myrth is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Stavros Djubric with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.482 billion Myrthians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Myrantos. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Myrthian economy, worth an astonishing 19,615 trillion Myrthan Souls a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 688,684 Myrthan Souls, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,295,744 per year while the poor average 23,984, a ratio of 220 to 1.

Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, the country spends an increasingly large amount of its budget on grand scale projects of pharaonic proportions in a bid to boost the economy, and heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Myrth's national animal is the black dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Myrth is ranked 1st in the Pacific and 21st in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 28 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Myrth, heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual.
  • : Following new legislation in Myrth, the country spends an increasingly large amount of its budget on grand scale projects of pharaonic proportions in a bid to boost the economy.
  • : Following new legislation in Myrth, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
  • : Following new legislation in Myrth, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • : Myrth was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Myrth was ranked #1 in the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Following new legislation in Myrth, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • : Myrth was ranked #1 in the region for Largest Retail Industry (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Following new legislation in Myrth, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Myrthian Liberator".
  • : Following new legislation in Myrth, nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as Myrth's House of Parliament.

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