TWI Family Tree as related by Polar

Well Vancouvia is the Dad, Miklania is the "mom" (Disclaimer he magically had kids). So, I am the wildy inappropriate one, who occasionally is beaten for my stupidity. My big brother is Atnaia, he's pretty cool, he lifts. Me and him share the basement, my bar on one end his workout room on the other. Now we have a sister and her name is Nights Edge, she's a little crazy and watches tons of anime. She also punches me alot, and she is very short. Our little brother Wildelyn was sent to boarding school. Sadly we got an adopted brother PPU, no one likes him, and he is French, but I occasionally hang out with him.

Now we have some pretty cool Uncles, my favorite is Bhumidol, he has two sons, they're my first cousins, Athara and Bhikkustan. They're a little wierd, but then again they're Buddhists, so you know. Then there's my other awesome Uncle, Ostehaar, he's a nuclear scientist. He touches me occasionally but he told me to be quiet about it. Then there's Gudao, he, he's pretty cool he's in the aviation industry, he has a son, Taz. Oh I almost forgot, Dash is the son of Ostehaar, he's also my first cousin, he gets along fine with PPU... I think he's a little gay...

And before I forget about my beloved Uncle Ostehaar he is married to Verdon and also has two other sons, Mitjevelia and Agadar, they named their house Gael. They rent it out but the rentors come and go.

I almost forgot about Linaviar, he's also one of my uncles. He's kinda sickly, but he's pretty smart. We used to have a very wise uncle Randmar, but he left... he came back for a bit with a mustache and top hat but left again. We also have a pretty cool Grandpa, he bore Miklania, his name is Eutriston. He is pretty conservative, PPU hates him, but then again he's a liberal frenchie so, you know, take that with a grain of salt. We used to have a grandma, Tuernia. But she/he passed away last year.

We have a bunch of friends around the neighborhood, they're pretty cool, some of them.

There's the commie family. They're three brothers, Cottoria, Eurania, and New Aapelistan. We hang out, and fight occasionally, good buddies of mine. Also dislike my adopted brother PPU.

There's PPU's two best friends. Xrevaro, who's pretty f*cking gay, I tease him a good bit about it, facials. He gets facials and then expects me to not say anything. He's also got domanania, he also lifts a bit, and y'know he defends PPU, but occasionally takes his lunch money. I got no qualms with him, he sits at my bar occasionally.

Doppler, Jagellion, and Segentova are my best friends, we do cool sh*t together, like drinking and picking on PPU. Lin doesn't like Doppler, but y'know, that's what happens when you sh*t on his porch. I told him not to.

Rejected Regents and To Qouc are married, they live next door to me. Their brother, Kpod lives with them. They all come to the bar a good bit, pretty good friends with my dad/mother Miklania.

You may be wondering, Polar, you are awesome and hot and all of that (Thank you) who do you sleep with. Well I do sleep with Keo, the most reasonable feminist I have met, who is my girlfriend (Currently got flak for what I wrote before), but then she occasionally pretends she is a lesbian because she is mad at me and goes and sleeps with my sister NE. She gets mad at me a good bit.

There are others around, you've got Jahe, whose good friends with my grandpa but fights with Keo alot. You've got Keo's friends, UGB, Carpestan, Gran Illon, and Covonant. There's Great Imperilonia, he hangs out at the bar a good bit. Fights with New Aapelistan a bit. Mubaru has been away oversees at university, he should come back for the summer.

There are a bunch of other characters who live on our street, they come and go, some talk to us, some don't, I'll add to this as I encounter other guys on our street.