In Chuck Norris we [need to] trust

It wasn't long ago that the World Assembly elections commenced, in the hopes of electing the first WA Secretary-General. In hours many candidates sought votes from countless regions and nations, and brawled over domination and the quest to be elected to such a reputable position, a position that wields powers only incomprehensible beings can hold.

Chuck Norris usually isn't fond of the World Assembly or its activities, but the election has been brought to His election due to several factors.

The first issue was that many of the candidates for Secretary-General were flawed in many ways. Some promoted ill-willed ideologies such as communism. Some held their campaigns purely for jocular purposes and not for benefiting the citizens of countless nations. Others made horrible puns. It is disappointing to see that the best candidate for Secretary-General is difficult to uncover.

The second issue is with the promises and unworthy beliefs of many candidates. As one of many instances illustrating this is the entity Edward Rump, who proposed interregional immigration and construction of walls. Immediately one can see many issues: why must the freedom of mobility be curbed for innocents? How will Rump make raiders pay for the walls, when the latter can easily evade control?

The third issue regards extremism. Rump's platform is already quite extreme, but the entity We Are Not TBH is also making a very disconcerting progress in the elections. The pro-raider candidate will make hell for many innocent regions by forcing the raiding-and-defending way of life upon regions that do not consent to such worthless games. Clearly the Multiverse deserves a candidate that works for them and actually bases himself/herself on impartiality, transparency, fairness, and justice.

Chuck Norris is displeased that the World Assembly elections will not turn out to have desirable results, and this would lead to consequences that will negatively impact people more than they will be positively impacted. The growing competition only continues to highlight the problems that can affect many regions indiscriminately. The solution has to be quick, yet fair for those that are counting on the elections for the future.

It has therefore been decided that Chuck Norris shall be prepared to serve as a candidate for the World Assembly Secretary-General. As part of the greatest race known in the history of the World Assembly (well, at least as of March 31, 2016), He shall begin the campaign for truth and for the true good of the Multiverse. He shall ensure that He Himself will be a role model for all living beings and will do to the best of His ability* to serve the people.

It should be known that the best candidate is one that has true values and one that works for the common citizen. Know that the vote must count for Chuck Norris, the best candidate for the World Assembly elections.

In Chuck Norris we trust,
Chuck Norris
Chucktator of the Chuck Norris Territory